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    William Shakespeare Wrestling with John Wayne Gacy
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    I am inside the big vagina in the middle of your face
    And then I walk out of your big vagina
    And into the anus of a giant symphony
    An anus that’s as big as a Big Gothic Cathedral
    With stained glass windows depicting massive scenes of Immaculate Conception
    Between the Virgin Mary & all of the space aliens
    Back when the space aliens brought the gift of poetry to the planet Earth
    And the humans did receive the Poetry with open legs
    And the greatest of these poets was Hugh Hefner
    As Hugh Hefner was the greatest conductor of the Symphony of Penises
    That the pornography world has ever seen
    Because one of the many things that PC liberals & born-again conservatives agree upon is that pornography is evil
    Except when they're masturbating to it
    But never mind all that giant horses flying around the giant whorehouse of Heaven
    Let’s talk about all the members of Congress both Democrat & Republican with their mouths Around Wolf Larsen's flagpole as Wolf Larsen sings The-Star-Spangled-Spank-Me-Banner
    On National Television in front of an audience of 300 million buttocks all stuffing an endless assembly line of junk food into the holes in their faces
    Or maybe we should blast off to the planet of huge-psychedelic-mushrooms
    Where the Symphonies are all pink with joy
    And the huge vaginas sail down from the sky
    And swallow the men with so much happiness
    As all of the Alice in Wonderlands with big tits and even bigger penises
    Bless us with the Holy Mass of the God-given-gift between their legs
    Every Sunday when the nuns dress up as priests
    And the priests dress up as nuns
    And Hugh Hefner presides over the Holy Symphony of Immaculate Conception
    Played by a symphony orchestra of giant penises with legs & arms
    But that was before we discovered that the moon was merely one of Wolf Larsen’s huge testicles
    Floating around in one of Albert Einstein's rap songs on the radio
    Which you can hear whenever you borrow one of Salvador Dali's ears
    (I have thousands of Salvador Dali's ears in my refrigerator)
    They taste like 60 billion galaxies of imagination
    All swirling around us
    As we die with the poem

    Copyright 2020 by Wolf Larsen
    "...the ramblings of a narcissistic, self-obsessed, deranged mind."
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    Alaskan King Crab Fishing inside the First Lady’s Vagina
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    I grab the planet Earth and I throw it into this poem
    Then I pull all your magical spermatozoa out of your testicles
    And I fling your spermatozoa at all the paintings in the art museum
    So all the paintings in the art museum become pregnant with science fiction
    And now spaceships are roaring out of all of the paintings
    And all of the spaceships fly into the vagina of the Virgin Mary in heaven
    And then the Virgin Mary becomes pregnant with Leonardo da Vinci’s spermatozoa
    Because Leonardo da Vinci’s spermatozoa is being played by all of the saxophone players
    Standing around you as you masturbate
    And now a tidal wave of Leonardo DaVinci’s spermatozoa splashes all over heaven
    And as a result all the cats & dogs in your stomach become pregnant
    And your stomach explodes with the Big Bang of the universe
    So now all the planets & suns & moons are rotating-&-rotating around your head
    While your hand is playing a symphony with your penis
    Suddenly comets & meteors start flying out of your belly button
    And you turn into 6 billion sex robots climbing & climbing around in the pubic hairs of the First Lady in Washington DC
    And suddenly hundreds of skyscrapers begin growing out of the First Lady’s crotch
    While all the fish in Lake Michigan are jumping into the First Lady's vagina
    So now all of the characters in Shakespeare's plays are lining up to eat a huge fish fry at the First Lady's vagina
    And then everyone begins drinking all of the single malt scotch whiskey that's pouring out of God's penis in heaven
    And everyone becomes as drunk as Pablo Picasso vomiting cubism all over the city of Chicago
    And then all of the planets in the solar system explode
    When you wake up with a hangover

    Copyright 2020 by Wolf Larsen

    Plus an interview of me the Wolf:
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dRc57rKcAKk
    "...the ramblings of a narcissistic, self-obsessed, deranged mind."
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    How to Eat the Sky
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    I ejaculate my poetry as graffiti art all over the walls of the world
    And my artistic spermatozoa drips from all the walls of the world
    And fertilizes the planet Earth
    With millions of buildings of schizophrenia growing out of the ground
    Giant buildings that become giant penises growing into all of the anuses of the space aliens
    Who live in the heavens
    But then yellow orgasms happen from the Sun-god
    And the Christian God becomes drunk from drinking Wolf Larsen's poetry
    While the Virgin Mary opens her legs to all of the skyscraper-penises growing from the planet Earth
    And the orgy of monks & nuns in Wolf Larsen's pornographic opera entitled
    “Immaculate Conception at the Gates of Heaven”
    Is performed on the streets of the world with eyeballs bouncing everywhere
    As our magical spermatozoa swim up into the big painting in the sky
    And as all the world’s lunatics paint the big painting in the sky with their penis-paintbrushes
    The Queen of England throws off her clothes to reveal that she herself is a space alien
    And that's when the Space Alien Invasion from the Queen of England's Vagina begins
    With thousands & thousands of space-alien-warships flying out of the Queen of England's Vagina
    And then the President of the USA announces the Constitutional Convention of Space Alien Anuses
    And the Democratic & Republican space alien anuses all create giant Cubist speeches of doom & glory & patriotic jism out of the holes in their faces
    And Christ has been cumming for 2000 years so the jism of Jesus Christ constantly replenishes the waterfalls & rivers of the world with the Holy Spermatozoa of the Son of God
    And since no one can compete with the Spermatozoa of the Son of God
    Everyone jumps up into the sky - into the giant awaiting vagina of the Queen of England -
    And we live our eternal after-lives inside the Glorious Vagina of the Queen of England
    And the forests of marijuana growing in the Glorious Vagina of the Queen of England
    Become our home

    Copyright 2020 by Wolf Larsen
    "...the ramblings of a narcissistic, self-obsessed, deranged mind."
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    Exclamation Surrealistic-Literature-Stand-Up-Comedy video after the poem!

    Surrealistic-Literature-Stand-Up-Comedy video after the poem!

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    A Beautiful Sunny Day to Eat Testicles
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    Strawberry-testicle-happiness!
    Even the toilets are singing to us!
    So you piss your poetry all over the walls of the museums
    And the emptiness crashes into you
    And the silence sings to you
    And the rivers of human faces flow past you like endless paintings
    Paintings that flow into this song
    This song that's made out of your own flesh
    And you shake salt & pepper all over your songs
    Which taste like class oppression
    And then you flip your brain like a pancake
    And everyone starts flipping-their-brains like cannibalistic hamburgers
    Made out of your neighbor's flesh
    Served to all the space aliens on another planet at a fast-food stand
    Human flesh that tastes like Beethoven symphonies
    The great cannibalism of endless paintings
    That are created from the music in our ballsacks
    And then a schizophrenic geography made out of dripping sex
    Sex dripping from all my poems
    Poetry dripping from all my sex
    And the oceans of human misery & poverty surrounding the bourgeois neighborhoods
    But let's skip-skip-skip-it-e-dooo all the way to the swirling sky
    The giant hole in the sky which we fly into
    And now we’re in a new universe filled with the most beauTiful-seXual-perVersionS
    Where each phrase of poetry thrusts in-&-out of a magical vagina
    Where all the followers of Jesus Christ whip & whip humanity with morality
    Where the terrorists in the White House bomb & bomb the world’s humanity
    And a huge marijuana plant a Mile High grows out of the poem
    And on each Leaf of the huge marijuana plant is sitting a different Poet
    Writing a different poem into the galaxies of WOW
    Because each poem knocks on the door of the human race
    Because each poem blasts off into the beat-of-the-endless-everything
    And the New-World-Africans play the beat-of-the-drums which is the beat-of-the-poem which is the beat-of-the-dancing-artists creating phrases of poetry with their bOdiLy-mOve-menTs
    And now all Poets sit on street corners naked as they write their poetry
    And now all Painters create new human universes with their splashing paint
    That leaps out of their paintbrushes
    While all around them the screams & falling bombs of War
    Produce the blood with which the Painters paint with
    While the billionaire-war-profiteers eat the endless corpses on the ground
    And endless generations of young men marching off to the graveyards of War
    While the Democratic & Republican politicians celebrate War in their red-carpet-gala-affairs
    As the politicians give their canned speeches of canned diarrhea in front of
    Television cameras that swallow the lies of politicians like a toilet swallowing ****
    While the finger of the Warlord in the White House inches ever closer to the atomic button
    And the reader looks off from the poem he's reading
    To see the last thing he will ever see
    A giant mushroom cloud on the horizon

    Copyright 2020 by Wolf Larsen

    More surrealistic literature as stand-up:
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9d0JPyEzhuI
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    How to Fix a Supernova Explosion with a Screwdriver
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    Giant flying testicles giving political speeches
    Suddenly invade the planet Earth from the vagina of a sex robot
    Who’s dancing to the sunlight
    A beautiful sunlight shining from the left nipple of the Virgin Mary
    On this Holy Day of Magical Pubic Hairs
    That sing operas from our crotches
    As the six-story container cranes walk across the land
    Under a sky filled with top 40 pop songs
    That were all created inside the anus of John F Kennedy
    Back when he gave blowjobs in exchange for The grandiose Heaven of crack-cocaine
    But that was before a thousand Ernest Hemingway clones riding Spanish bulls across the Moon
    Discovered a transvestite Christopher Columbus in a glorious Intergalactic orgy
    With all of the space monsters of the floating Atlantis
    Inside of the Galaxy spinning inside Albert Einstein's brains
    Being painted by Attila the Hun in Paris
    During the invasion of abstract expressionism
    Ejaculating out of all of the Greek gods in heaven
    But now let's all get on our knees
    And pray to the Greek God of Blowjobs

    Copyright 2020 by Wolf Larsen
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    An Ode to My Penis! My Lovely Penis!
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    I create sunny skies with my poetry
    My symphonies crash upon the Earth and destroy everything
    My paintings are your orgasms
    My brains contain huge universes
    That haven't even begun to be explored
    And my testicles are filled with the future of the human race
    Each one of my poems is a pagan temple filled with lust
    The greatest poetry known to man falls out of my anus every morning
    And my tongue in your pusssy cat is the greatest art
    It was Wolf Larsen's Tongue that created the giant female orgasm otherwise known as The Big Bang
    So my tongue helped create the universe
    Even my buttocks are worshipped by the space aliens
    And the Sun God licks my penis
    My ejaculations upon the canvases create great art movements
    And my fists have put many a giant on the ground
    Let all of the planets fall out of the sky and into my poems
    Let all the men on the planet give me their wives & daughters & aunts & grandmothers & sex dolls so that I may create poetry with them and the Immaculate Conception of My Poetry will make many a tummy grow & grooow from the artistic creations of my phallus-pen
    I am a tidal wave known as Wolf Larsen
    The millions of madmen in my ballsack will destroy everything
    And then the millions of madmen in my ballsack will rebuild the cities into giant sculptures of poetry
    And the music created by my hand & my penis Is so sweet that even the birds fall silent and listen
    It is time to smash all the world statues into pieces - and replace them with statues of the Poet Wolf Larsen
    All of humanity should get on its knees before me and beg me to conquer the world in the name of poetry
    The world will eat my poetry
    The world will sex to the rhythms of my poetry
    The world will dance the dance of Immaculate Conception as I sing my poetry
    Because my poetry is the only religion
    Because my poetry shall create Fountains of Immaculate Conception throughout the Earth
    Now it is time to create giant skyscrapers in the image of Wolf Larsen's Penis
    Get to work! All of you!

    Copyright 2020 by Wolf Larsen


    More of my crazy poetry in this video poem!
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cdHXMEGrpic
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    The Theater of Immaculate Conception
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    All of my poems are dripping with chlamydia!
    Because chlamydia is the reason for the sunlight!
    All of the statues in parks across the world have chlamydia!
    God bless chlamydia!
    The chlamydia drips from the paintings!
    The chlamydia drips from the music!
    The chlamydia drips from our bodies!
    We create giant temples to honor the Goddess of Chlamydia
    And inside the giant temples we spread chlamydia in eternal rituals of joy -
    The Orgy of Glorious Chlamydia!
    And on the altar the Musicians play The Grand Symphony of Chlamydia
    As the reader masturbates to the rhythms of The Grand Symphony of Chlamydia
    And a transvestite God is conducting the orchestra
    And the chorus of moans from the orgy
    Adds to the great music of lust & desire!
    And our orgasms create the blue sky!
    And the flute plays the blue sky rolling around & around the planet Earth...
    As the piccolo plays yet another orgasm...
    And the harp plays the after-orgasm-Jooooy of your limp body just laying there...
    And then the trombone & French horn & trumpet play the entrance of a young muscular stud!
    And the flute plays the surrender of a naked young maiden surrendering her body to Immaculate Conception with a handsome stranger!
    And the chorus of moans from the orgy plays two thousand years of the Virgin Mary moaning & mooaaning!
    From that day 2000 years ago when she gave her body to a handsome stranger
    And her bastard son Jesus sings his melancholy from the cross on the wall...
    As the priest & the preacher kiss together and touch each other's naked bodies in eternal Joy...
    And the flute & the harp together play the Eternal Joy of the priest & the preacher
    As the poem Drifts Away into sleeeeeep...

    Copyright 2020 by Wolf Larsen
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    The Orchestra of Syphilis Playing in a Whorehouse
    A Orchestral Poem by Wolf Larsen

    Peanut-butter-eyeballs
    On my plate of Immaculate Conception
    As the flute plays the blue sky ****ing the toilet
    And the harp is playing Heaven & Hell dancing together
    And the timpani drum is playing the Poet falliNg-aPart-&-cOming-baCk-tOgetheR-agaiN
    As all of the violins play one war after another
    And the clarinet plays the clown-politicians doing the Cha Cha Cha with their mouths
    And the saxophone plays God falling from the heavens and shattering all over the Earth
    And then the saxophone plays the Sun rising out of Wolf Larsen's Anus
    And the Sun shines it's religion upon the Earth
    And the christian religion melts into the ground
    And now the fertilized Earth begins to grow Pagan religions into the sky
    And the clarinet plays the Pagan religions all dancing with each other
    And the flute plays the artist painting the Pagan religions splashing all over a canvas
    And the tuba plays the clown-politicians dancing the erotic pole dance for their corporate sponsors
    And the clarinet plays the orgies in the penthouses & mansions
    And the bassoon plays the suffering in the trailer parks & ghettos & barrios
    And then all the violins together play World Wars 1 2 and 3 dancing with each other
    And then the oRcheStra-jOins-tOgetheR-in-chaOs as the finger of the Warlord-in-Chief in the White House reaches closer & closer to the atomic button...

    Copyright 2020 by Wolf Larsen


    Another poem-video by Wolf Larsen:
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    Penis-Collage-with-Happy-Elections-in-Genital-Herpes-Soup!
    a poem by Wolf Larsen

    The reader flies off into thousands of crashing symphonies
    And the reader’s children fall all over the planets
    And the saxophone explodes abstract expression of all over the reader
    And now the reader’s naked body is dripping in abstract expressionism
    And suddenly abstract-expressionistic-pornography
    Becomes the new belly-button-sky of the day
    With thousands of 17th century sailing ships leaving the Queen of England's anus
    And sailing into the giant sky of the reader’s brains
    And the reader's brain suddenly becomes thousands of sculptures
    Floating across the air of another planet
    While the symphony plays World War One crashing back-and-forth
    As a mountain of dead-&-dying soldiers pile up in front of the reader
    And the reader jumps on top of God’s bald head
    And the reader proclaims the great Kingdom of Schizophrenic-Howling-Dogs
    Beneath the new-moon-testicle of the great space alien Emperor
    Who plays Jazz with the 3,000 penises growing out of his face
    While all of the genital crabs crawl from song-to-song
    And all of the Cockroaches are spreading mustard & ketchup & relish all over the approaching mushroom clouds
    And the modern dancers are jumping out of the mushroom clouds
    And the mOdern-daNcers-aRe-cReaTing-cuBist-paiNtingS-wiTh-thE-mOveMeNts-oF-thEir-bOdieS
    And capitalist politicians are jumping out of all of the Cubist paintings
    And the capitalist politicians are working hard in the whorehouse-Congress-parliaments of the world
    While strawberry happiness dances out of the sunlight
    And the music frolics with all of the strawberry happiness
    And the musicians create orange & yellow & red orgies
    That make the sky drip with the Immaculate Conception of Jazz
    As the trumpet explodes a collage all over the sky
    And then the reader stabs the poem with his Penis
    And then the reader’s Penis grows out of millions of paintings
    And all of the millions of the reader's Penises
    Are ejaculating French impressionism all over the wild animals in the jungle
    And then the reader’s giant Tongue starts licking-&-licking the universe
    And the universe is so delicious
    That the reader turns into Michelangelo’s David

    Copyright 2020 by Wolf Larsen
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    Sunlight-Masturbation-Pie with Lemon-Merengue-Vagina!
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    I splash the sunlight about
    With my giant paintbrush that grows out of my crotch
    And the blue sky calls to the human race
    To take their clothes off and perform poetry with each other naked
    As the saxophone plays 15 centuries of orgies
    And the endless centuries of human orgies paint the world with human flesh
    It’s naked human flesh in the streets painting the city with a sensual happy Baroque-Rococo
    That the Greek gods in our testicles have come to admire
    And the giant penises of our ancestors
    Speak to us out of their humongous mouths
    Of the endless butterflies flying in the Orgies of Heaven
    As the nuclear missiles fly back-and-forth across the world
    And the Warlord-in-the-White-House pronounces on television that
    Our belly buttons will be confiscated by the government
    Because all our belly buttons are certainly Russian spies
    And the Chinese are going to conquer our farts with their Asian imports
    Because war & the stock market & borN-aGain-chRistiAn-craZiness
    Are the sounds of freedom ringing with fries & a Coke
    As the drums play huge Avalanches of lying politicians in election season
    All jumping out of the ******* of the great God in heaven
    And the piano plays genocide & more genocide & more genocide
    Corpses piled as high as Mount Everest
    As the US Army kills everybody to save the world from terrorism
    And the elephants & donkeys in suits fly out of Uncle Sam's anus
    To preach to us the endless diarrhea
    Of Republicrat & Demopublican blah-blah-blah
    Being recited in the hallways of a lunatic asylum
    Called the Neurotic States of America
    With Red State Diarrhea vs. Blue State Diarrhea
    And which diarrhea is going to win the ballgame today?
    But then the nuclear submarines launche endless penises into the air
    As all the monkeys in the zoo wave the Red White & Blue
    And the symphony plays all the world's countries crashing into each other
    As all the rabbits of the world laugh & laugh as they play Immaculate Conception music together
    And the Virgin Mary is having fun with a vibrator as Jesus-Christ-on-the-cross on the wall sings opera to all the cockroaches in our brains
    As Jackson Pollock paints an abstract-expressionist-canvas-of-the-world
    An abstract expressionism of war & poverty & rape revolving around and around this great testicle of a planet that revolves and revolves around the great-big-yellow-vagina in the center of the solar system we call the Sun
    But then all the rats in the penthouses & mansions begin singing a bipartisan duet together called “Stomp-on-the-Workers”
    While the working people carry the rich on their backs in exchange for a few coins
    And then the poem masturbates itself onto the page
    And the reader sees the page with its thousands of schizophrenic mouths
    And the three lunatic asylums of the government - judicial executive & legislative - all begin masturbating each other into a blissful Opera of Oppression & Corruption
    While the poem jumps from STD to STD
    And the corporate lobbyists jump from whore-politician to whore-politician in that greatest of whorehouses on Capitol Hill
    While the Poet searches through the diarrhea of American “culture” to find the words of a poem
    A poem that will construct a collage of liberation
    A collaGe-of-eVerYthing daNcing-tO-the-mUsic
    The music of a thousand instruments all playing a new era together
    All playing a new human race together
    All playing a revolution together

    Copyright 2020 by Wolf Larsen

    Wolf Larsen does stand-up comedy using his own surrealistic literature as material!
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S60t2Q3GnQM
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    A Charles Manson Mural Inside of Donald Trump's Anus
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    Your head starts growing millions of paintings everywhere
    Your penis starts growing out of everyone's thoughts
    Your giant spermatozoa start swimming out of everyone's ears
    Your testicles become fountains of knowledge
    Your feet are dancing with a space alien on a planet millions of light-years away
    While your heart is pumping sunlight across the solar system
    Your thoughts are creating poetry in the minds of species Across the Universe
    Your belly button is a black hole in the center of the universe
    Your anus is giving political speeches in Washington DC
    The two sides of your buttocks are the face of American bipartisan politics
    But suddenly there's thousands of your heads growing in a field in Iowa
    While your penis is giving a discourse in art in front of a classroom full of 20 year olds
    And all of your giant spermatozoa are running for Congress
    While your testicles are traveling by bus across an imagination larger than 10 universes all piled on top of each other
    And now your dancing feet are turning history into music
    Your heart is singing with the revolving galaxies revolving around the music
    Your thoughts keep building abstract sculptures
    Your belly button joins the Immaculate Conception festivities in Brazil
    And a nuclear submarine plops out of your anus
    And swims down your toilet bowl and through the pipes and out into the ocean
    While the two sides of your buttocks are running against each other in the presidential election
    And then your penis conducts the Chicago Symphony Orchestra as it plays Charles Manson’s “Symphony for a Red Dot on a Blue & Green Canvas”
    And one of your giant spermatozoa wins the Nobel Peace Prize
    While your testicles travel to the Moon and back on a giant ladybug
    And your feet dance across the wastelands of so many Minds
    While your heart suddenly stops beating...

    Copyright 2020 by Wolf Larsen
    "...the ramblings of a narcissistic, self-obsessed, deranged mind."
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    Exclamation Written Poem & Video Poem by Wolf "Satan" Larsen - Hail Satan! Hell yeeeaaahhh!!

    Warning: Do not read this if you have a problem with obscenity, or if you are very religious!

    Happy Sex Life with Right Hand, Cheeseburger, and Fries
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    The first ballet dancer begins to create the Chicago skyline
    The second ballet dancer begins to combine the sun and the rain together
    The third ballet dancer begins to silently recreate Igor Stravinsky's Rite of Spring
    Then the first ballet dancer does the violins having an orgy with the clarinet
    And the second ballet dancer recreates Picasso's Guernica
    Then together the three ballet dancers dance Wassily Kandinsky’s “Landscape with Red Spots”
    Then the first ballet dancer begins to dance in millions of solar systems
    While the second ballet dancer dances a hot dog with mustard and ketchup
    The third ballet dancer blasts off into your I-MmmaaaGinn-aaaaTiiooo-N
    While the other two ballet dancers silently perform this poem together
    God then enters the stage and begins dancing like cubism shaking hands with disco music
    And then the Virgin Mary begins copulating with God on the stage
    While Jesus Christ dances Coke and Pepsi with a bunch of donkeys & elephants in suits
    And the ballet dancer on the moon begins dancing the Black Plague
    Then the Union Army of 1860 dances on stage and frees everybody
    And then all the black people begin dancing The Great Migratioooon from the South to the North
    While European immigrants begin dancing-on-water across the Atlantic Ocean
    And the New York Philharmonic begins playing skyscrapers jumping out of Manhattan
    And then the space aliens all explode out of God's Ballsack and all over the audience
    And the audience begins dancing abstract-expressionism-with-pornography
    And then the television audience watching all this begin masturbating...
    And Henry Moore the sculptor begins sculpting 300 million Americans masturbating together
    And Jimi Hendrix begins playing 300 million Americans masturbating together
    And the ballet dancers on stage are representing with their body movements the dance of 300 million Americans masturbating together
    And then John Wayne Gacy is elected President of the United States of America
    And everyone jumps out into the streets and begins a ballet dance called “World War 3 with ketchup & fries”
    And then all the future humans that will never be born begin dancing and jumping out of your television set
    And now all the future humans that will never be born are dancing all around you in your living room
    And standing upside down on your ceiling is Wolf Larsen reciting this poem to you
    And the insane asylum of your brains begins drooling out of your mouth
    As you sit on the subway train with a hundred Donald Trump clones in French lingerie all dancing around you
    And suddenly the ending of the poem hits you in the face

    Copyright 2020 by Wolf Larsen

    A Video-Poem by me Wolf "Satan" Larsen...
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X4v1qbzLjYA&t=31s
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    Food & Politics, Incorporated
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    In the tiny space of this poem is a million farm animals all ****ing & pissing all over each other, and the farm animals are being slaughtered by wage slaves working long hours for pennies, and the animals are being carried by hooks on a conveyor belt into your mouth, and the animals taste as delicious as mushroom clouds on your hamburger...
    And the odors from all of the **** & piss & antibiotic drugs of the industrial farms are reaching your nose right now, and it smells like poetry…

    Copyright 2020 by Wolf Larsen
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    Warning: Do not read this if you have a problem with obscenity, or if you are very religious!

    All the Planets of the Universe Suddenly Become Giant Human Heads
    a poem by Wolf Larsen

    You suddenly have a microwave oven as a head
    And your two hands turn into paint brushes
    Masturbating the giant penis of the Statue of Liberty
    (I bet you didn't know she had a penis)
    And the Spanish Armada is floating out of the mouth of the Statue of Liberty
    And towards the Queen of England's tits
    As the Statue of Liberty's penis ejaculates nuclear missiles all over your face
    And now the Amazon rainforest is growing out of your face
    And then your own penis blasts off into outer space and becomes the Apollo mission to the Moon
    And on the moon millions of space aliens jump out of your penis
    And the space aliens erect hundreds of McDonald's restaurants all over the moon
    While the Virgin Mary in heaven has a female orgasm of French impressionism falling all over the planet Earth
    And this gives birth to thousands of naked Caligula clones at the public library
    All reciting giant pop art penises everywhere
    As everyone's refrigerators grow legs and begin walking the streets of the city
    And this causes skyscrapers to grow out of the mayor's face
    As giant German expressionist art pours out of the mayor's mouth
    And lands all over the walls of the city...

    Copyright 2020 by Wolf Larsen
    "...the ramblings of a narcissistic, self-obsessed, deranged mind."
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