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    Lightning Bolts Jumping Out of My Penis!
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    The thunder crashes through the middle of the poem
    The Poet’s spermatozoa rains across the planet Earth
    And then you jump on a freight train across the universe
    You land in a field of floating strawberries
    Lenin & the Beatles are playing class warfare as they float in the sky
    Millions of suns then rise out of your coffee and up into the galaxy
    Then somebody whispers a garbage truck into your ears
    You hijack the garbage truck and ride off into the sunset
    But then the sunset explodes
    So you now have to find a new ending to the poem
    But that’s when a beautiful naked transvestite jumps out of the poem
    And now you’re having anal sex with a transvestite while Donald Trump serenades the two of you with the Star-Spangled Banner
    Then Donald Trump & Joe Biden begin having anal sex together while you & the transvestite serenade them with the Star-Spangled Banner
    And then Ronald McDonald the clown serves up the end of the poem with Coke, fries, and endless war

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    Blue State - Red State - I Wipe My *** with All 50 States!
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    Flying cats are flying around the spinning room
    As I smoke crack-cocaine with Jesus Christ
    And we’re watching God & His big black Dick make immaculate conception with the Virgin Mary
    That’s when the ceiling disappears to reveal a swirling mass of crack-smoking angels swirling all the way up to the big toilet in the middle of the universe
    And now someone’s knocking on the door
    So I open the door and a huge monster with an erect penis and two heads is standing before me
    One head is that of a donkey, and the other head is that of an elephant
    Each head has a toilet in the middle of his face
    The donkey spoke out of the toilet in the middle of his face and said that he wanted my vote to become President and **** America & the world up the *** with his liberal-Dixiecrat-values
    And then the elephant spoke out of the toilet in the middle of his face and said that he wanted my vote to become President and **** America & the world up the *** with his conservative-Republican-values
    That’s when I pulled out my big kosher meat that’s even bigger than God’s big black Dick
    (because I’m of the chosen people!)
    And I proceeded to urinate this line of poetry all over the two headed monster of the donkey & the elephant
    And then I shut the door on this poem

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    The Space Alien Invasion of Pornography
    A poem by Wolf Larsen
    Soon to be a pornographic musical of space aliens in the White House

    I was riding 10,000 penises
    Across a universe of giant bananas
    When suddenly a tidal wave of Beethoven’s spermatozoa
    Drowned all of the planets & moons & suns of the universe
    And I was riding a surfboard on this giant tidal wave of Beethoven’s spermatozoa
    All the way to the store of singing belly buttons
    Inside the store all the hallways led to different solar systems that were galaxies away
    And the shelves of the store were filled with poems & symphonies & paintings that were dripping their spermatozoa everywhere
    So at the store I stuck my tongue up the vagina of a giant talking lizard
    And me & the giant talking lizard boarded a flying penis that blasted off into the imagination of Hieronymus Bosch
    And suddenly 7 billions of human beings were trapped inside of the imagination of Hieronymus Bosch
    And a wrecking ball smashed the planet Earth into pieces
    And we’ve all been practicing the poetry of cannibalism ever since

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    A Poem Written in a Brothel while Partying with Mozart & the White Lady
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    I’m pissing into the universe
    And right now thousands of gargoyles are jumping out of the penis of Hieronymus Bosch
    And all the thousands of gargoyles are devouring the planets in our solar system
    And the jazz drums are playing abstract Expressionism exploding again and again across the universe
    And everyone jumps into their own belly buttons and hides there for centuries
    So now I’m jumping on a flying banana and flying off into one of Jackson Pollock’s paintings
    Except a Bruckner Symphony hits me upside the head
    And a Buddhist monk in high heels & lingerie steals all my body organs
    So now I’m floating amongst thousands of statues in a sky of purple & green
    And the Statue of Liberty is burning down the moon with her torch
    And that’s when I jump out of my grave at the cemetery and I give heart attacks to everybody standing around at my funeral
    So everybody having heart attacks is clawing & clawing at the sky
    And they’re all begging the gargoyles in my testicles for mercy
    But then a swinging wrecking ball smashes the universe to pieces
    So we grab all the pieces of the universe together and start rebuilding the universe

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    How Wolf Larsen Gave All the Space Aliens Genital Herpes
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    I sing all your hallucinations to the flying cows
    And the flying cows pull out gigantic Eiffel Towers from their crotches
    And they ejaculate Gustav Mahler symphonies all over the planet Earth
    So all the dogs & cats begin rioting on streets across the world
    And then all the space aliens begin rioting on streets across the universe
    And the sky is shattered and all the planets are burned down
    And that’s when the space aliens sing pornographic opera songs to all the dogs & cats
    And a new abstract Expressionist government is established throughout the universe
    And all the space alien porno actors of the universe
    Have a gang bang with the Queen of England, Mother Theresa, & the Virgin Mary
    And everyone lives orgasmicly ever after

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    Immaculate Conception With a Tyrannosaurus Rex in Washington DC
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    I was waterskiing on the moon
    When a symphony suddenly hit the moon and smashed the moon into millions of pieces
    That’s when a space alien grabbed me and threw me into a 1970s pop song
    So I sung the blue sky all over my ancestors
    And right now millions of freight trains are jumping out of your penis
    And you’re shaking hands with Lake Michigan
    Next the Pacific Ocean jumps up and swallows the universe
    So now all the penguins are sitting on a beach in Florida getting drunk
    Now it’s time to tattoo the ending of the poem all over your naked body
    But I have to dig your grave first

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    Birds at Dawn Singing a Poem to Me
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    I’m snorting all the politicians of Washington DC up my nose
    Then I play golf with the castrated testicles of politicians
    And then I **** my poetry into the holes in the golf course
    Numerous holes-in-one!
    But then all the planets of the universe are invaded by clones of the American president
    And everybody is screaming poetry out of their anuses
    So I start juggling all the European cities in my hands
    And now all the European cities are in midair
    But then I fumble and all the cities of Europe come crashing down on me
    And now I’m a phrase of poetry creeping up your naked skin
    And your orgasm is multiple tidal waves of art splashing across the universe
    Now you’re laying down on the moon
    Looking up at your female orgasm dripping off of all the planets of the universe

    Copyright 2020 by Wolf Larsen
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    The Skyscrapers are Singing Red, Blue, & Green
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    A tornado jumps up and starts throwing thousands of art movements around
    And millions of Greek sculptures are parachuting out of the skies
    And tidal waves of classical music are flying out of everywhere
    And huge erect penises are popping out of everybody’s brains
    And the bellybutton songs are invading the other planets
    And nobody can find their hands because their penises are singing opera
    So huge earthquakes are re-creating the world
    And the world is being re-created over and over again
    And the poetry is banging and banging on everybody’s doors
    And the marching feet are marching off the planet Earth
    And into the imaginations of thousands of Gods
    The thousands & thousands of gods in our testicles
    That are all screaming their abstract Expressionism at the awaiting vaginas
    And the awaiting vaginas are yearning to be filled with everybody’s abstract Expressionism
    Until the ending of the poem is pregnant with the 10,000 monsters of your imagination

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    The Jesus Christ Super Sonic Flying Dildo
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    You’re riding a big vacuum cleaner through the universe
    And you’re being attacked by big flying strawberries
    Who are shooting vicious bananas at you
    That was when a giant space mermaid with the face of Cleopatra
    Devoured you & the rest of the 21st-century
    And then big floating Polish sausages start invading the solar system
    Thrusting straight into the big hole in the middle of the universe
    And the big hole in the middle of the universe is singing Italian opera
    And millions of little Woody Allen clones are crawling & crawling in the pubic hairs of the Roman Empire
    So huge nipples are declared President of the United States of America
    And we ate a screaming Pablo Picasso for breakfast lunch & dinner
    Of course the Queen of England was the waitress
    But that was before the blue sky ate through your brains

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    The Sunny Day of the God Jism Festival
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    All the planets & suns & moons jump out of the toaster in your kitchen
    And on all the planets are Greek philosophers screaming pornographic philosophies
    While all the flying frogs are jumping from one moon to the other
    And all the flying frogs are eating people & space aliens
    As everyone’s ears begin singing flying dildos up into outer space
    And all the giant ears attached to human legs are walking through huge poems that are devouring everything
    And all the Italian Renaissance artists are in a crackhouse on the moon painting pornographic religions with their jism
    And then the poem stops at a stoplight at a busy intersection
    And you jump out of the poem and walk down the street

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    Wolf Larsen Jizzying All Over The Statue of Liberty’s Face
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    Dedicated to my genital herpes

    Thousands of planet Earths start growing in your head
    And now a big lizard’ s tongue has grabbed you!
    Oh no!
    Oh reader! Prepare to be eaten!
    And the next thing you know you’re inside the stomach of some lizard!
    So now you’re praying to God to change your situation
    So God changes you into a herpes sore on the American President’s penis
    And The Bipartisan Herpes Orchestra of Washington DC welcomes you with “Hail to the Herpes!”
    Of course you feel honored!
    Meanwhile God is ****ting the universe out of his butt hole
    And all the giant lizards of both political parties are blabbering & blabbering herpes & more herpes in front of the television cameras
    While sunny days & rainy mornings are crashing into each other all around you
    Meanwhile God is wiping his *** with this poem
    And the American Commander-in-Chief is busy Making Herpes Great Again with the First Lady
    And everyone in America before ballgames & football games now sings the Great Herpes National Anthem
    To all the dolphins who are swimming in this line of poetry
    And all the rats on Capitol Hill & Wall Street start rioting demanding the end of this poem

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    A Homoerotic Naval Exercise on a Nuclear Submarine
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    Thousands of kangaroos were hopping out of the Bible
    And Jesus Christ clones are riding the kangaroos hopping everywhere
    And all of the Charles Manson gargoyles growing on the walls
    Are devouring huge mathematical equations made out of purple & blue & green dildos
    And the purple & blue & green dildos are flying out of the opera singers’ mouths on stage
    While you sit in the audience masturbating the French Impressionism between your legs
    And now you’re ejaculating your nuclear missiles all over the opera singers on stage
    And then the devil jumps out of the floor and begins reciting Wolf Larsen’s poetry
    As all the Jesus Christ & Charles Manson clones having anal sex on the ceiling
    (painted by Michelangelo)
    Are ****ting their symphonies all over the audience members
    And everybody in the audience gets up and dances like strawberries & bananas kissing each other forever
    And the ending of the poem picks up a sledgehammer and smashes the English language into pieces…

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    Kubla Kahn’s Eiffel Tower in Xanadu’s Pleasure Cave
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    I was building a Temple of Lust out of electric flying penises
    When Kubla Khan did cum and decree that the Eiffel tower between Wolf Larsen’s legs
    Shall be a stately pleasure dome for all the sheep of Montana
    And as The Almighty Poet pleasures all the sheep of Montana
    The sheep shall recite Wolf Larsen’s poetry to all the Cubist ejaculations of Pablo Picasso
    In that great whorehouse of Avignon known as City Hall
    Underneath a sky of falling jism waterfalls
    Splashing fauvist knowledge all over the planet Earth
    With the brightly colored paint-spermatozoa of the great ejaculator: Kubla Khan
    This Southside of Chicago Kubla Khan - the greatly endowed prowler of public toilet heavens
    In the homoerotic glory of Greek statues coming to life amongst festivals of pagan lust
    While at the great American debates of diarrhea
    Between a nation of asses & elephants
    Under the glorious falling jism of God
    We wait for World War III

    Copyright 2020 by Wolf Larsen
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    A Charles Manson Portrait in the Louvre Reciting a Poem to You
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    Thousands of subway trains are flying around your giant penis
    And all the entranceways to the magical vaginas
    Are guarded by magical guillotines
    And the magical guillotines are singing their opera all night long
    While waiters with planets as heads
    Are serving the delicious castrated genitals of God
    To the ballerinas that are dancing around the mushroom clouds
    And now all the airplanes are flying into your ears
    As you recite this poem to the clouds inside your head

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    A Spaceship Sailing from Your Imagination into Ancient Times
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    The blue sky is singing its orgasm to me
    And all the planets are falling out of my butthole
    And my bellybutton is talking to me in secret languages
    While my feet are walking across the English language into the brains of thousands of gargoyles
    And my eyes are swirling with the swirling solar systems
    And my hands are masturbating all of the great Roman emperors
    Whose penises are ejaculating this poem all over you

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