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    Do not read this if you have a problem with obscenity, or if you are very religious. You have been warned!

    A Musical Nightmare called Everyday Life
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    Millions & millions of Wolf Larsen's penises are growing all over the solar system
    And all of the giant insects flying in outer space are
    as happy as a billionaire war profiteer sitting on top of a mountain of human skulls and
    Skipping dingbats sing too much yellow down the street as
    The Sun in the sky turns into a big yellow testicle and
    Ants are crawling through your mind while
    Huge tanks are rolling out of your penis and
    Flying thoughts are escaping from everyone's heads and
    A huge yellow is splashing out of the canvas
    and across the solar system
    While the Greek gods play pool with all the planets in the Solar System
    And endless hordes of screaming civilians fleeing the war zones are
    The notes in a screaming jazz song that
    Never ends
    And then hell explodes out of the ground
    And the devil jumps in bed with your wife and
    Nine months later your wife gives birth to the Chicago Symphony Orchestra and
    Your child is a symphony orchestra of insects that
    Sing all night long under a moon that keeps falling out of the sky
    And
    Huge blue erupts from your thoughts and and all over the canvas
    While all the yellow background screams to all the fish swimming through this poem and
    All the red in your head is bleeding out of your imagination and onto the canvas and
    The canvas stares back at you with thousands of crazy eyeballs eating through you
    and your daily life is a prison cell of endless work and the subway and a rented room and endless bills
    And then a bunch of poetry starts crashing through the walls
    And you create poetry all over the canvases with a paintbrush
    And you ejaculate the poetry all over the music with a saxophone
    and you run out into the streets naked to be one with the poetry…

    Copyright 2020 by Wolf Larsen
    "...the ramblings of a narcissistic, self-obsessed, deranged mind."
    My poetry & other stuff on Amazon:
    http://www.amazon.com/s/ref=ntt_athr...or=Wolf Larsen

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    Exclamation Two More ZiPpiTy-biNg-bOng-flOpPitY-fluP Poems!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Do not read this if you have a problem with obscenity, or if you are very religious. You have been warned!

    How to Eat Human Feces!
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    Our belly buttons begin loudly prophesizing of the day when Elliott Carter will come back from the dead and conquer the planet Earth with the New York City subway system!
    And then Kubla Khan comes down from the sky on a flyyying surfboard!
    And Kubla Khan announces that Elliot Carter shall be worshipped as the Purple & Pink Goddess of the Classical Music in all of Our Genitals!
    And all the mermaids are jumping out of the oceans and into this poem!
    And now the reader is swimming with thousands of beautiful mermaids in this poem!
    And all the birds that live in our genitalia begin singing!
    And huge everything happens!
    As all the kings & queens go back to living in their trailer parks
    And the transgender Nancy Reagan clones with huge penises begin creating giant palaces floating in the sky!
    As the gods of marijuana speak of lesser evil politics to all the rabbits hopping in our heads!
    And all of the thousands of Kubla Khans in pink dresses
    Are dancing to the rhythms of the rabbits hopping in our heads!
    As the German Shepherds in sexy pink lingerie fly giant ladybugs Into this poem!
    And huge forests of marijuana are growing out of this poem!
    And then the captain of the nuclear submarine begins conducting the poem!
    And the captain of the nuclear submarine is none other than Captain Crunch of your favorite childhood breakfast cereal, which you ate as the air raid sirens played World War 3 accompanied by the loud disco music being played by your neighbor and the moaning opera music being sung by the 10,000 clones of your wife having sex with God, and God is impregnating the 10,000 clones of your wife with as much abStract-eXpResSionisT-diSco-daNciNg as any Koala bear can find, meanwhile,,, millions of birds are flying out of your penis and fertilizing the Earth with Jimi Hendrix songs, and then the reader ejaculates all over the poem and walks away...

    Copyright 2020 by Wolf Larsen

    From the Wolf Larsen Poetry Channel:
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KEhfPhfiQWs
    "...the ramblings of a narcissistic, self-obsessed, deranged mind."
    My poetry & other stuff on Amazon:
    http://www.amazon.com/s/ref=ntt_athr...or=Wolf Larsen

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    Exclamation Two More Earthquaking Poems - one written and one poem as "comedy"!!

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    Wolf Larsen Conducting the Symphony of the Guillotine at the New York Philharmonic
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    I am the revolution of Wolf Larsen!
    I am constantly overthrowing myself!
    I am building my poetry with your excrement!
    I'm building my poetry with mountains of dead bodies!
    And the mountains of dead bodies talk to me!
    They talk to me of Alfred Scnittke creating fauvist paintings with his music!
    Meanwhile, I Wolf Larsen compose the Symphony of the Guillotine!
    In the music The Guillotine sings like The Liberation of Humankind!
    Some people embrace trees -
    I embrace the guillotine!
    I am the Robespierre of poetry!
    I am the Spartacus of painting!
    I pull out this Giant Paintbrush rising out of My Crotch
    and My Paintbrush urinates the Great Philosophy of Wolf Larsenism all over your
    Minimalist-constipated-installation-”art”
    That is nothing more than a giant toilet bowl of laughs at the art museums & galleries!
    And now this poem hijacks the world!
    This poem urinates creativity all over the planet!
    All the animals in the zoo daNce tO mY pOetrY
    That's being sung by all of the hopping kangaroos of the Evil Empire of Joy!
    And the stoplights blasting red yellow & green with the beat of my poetry
    Understand that I am the Messiah of All that is Bizarre!
    I am the Executioner of all that is stale & musty & boring!
    I am the Conductor of All Majestic Chaos Throughout the Universe!
    And that's why all the politicians of both political parties eat my ***!
    Because my *** taste like caviar!
    Let the bourgeoisie eat my *** too!
    And let god lick My Balls!
    Because I am the chef of a most delicious cannibal soup!
    I am so much Mozart & Beethoven & Elliott Carter stabbing and stabbing each other with music!
    The Cannibal Transvestites of Transylvania build sky high sculptures of Wolf Larsen to honor Me!
    And the giant sky high sculptures of Wolf Larsen stare down God!
    And god falls to his feet and begs for My forgiveness!
    And all my readers Kiss Me! They piss on my naked body as I shout out for more! And everyone loves to lick my feet! Now dress Me up as a woman and let Me **** your wife! Because I am so much poetry!
    I am forever!

    Copyright 2020 by Wolf Larsen

    Using surrealistic literature to create comedy - from The Wolf Larsen Comedy Channel on YouTube:
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F1EkNNnAqrY
    "...the ramblings of a narcissistic, self-obsessed, deranged mind."
    My poetry & other stuff on Amazon:
    http://www.amazon.com/s/ref=ntt_athr...or=Wolf Larsen

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