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    Hardhat, Sledgehammer, & Pen!
    a poem by Wolf Larsen

    All the dogs on the planet are hooooowling together...
    As the saxophone plays guillotines across the world going up-&-down!
    And then the tulips in Holland
    wrap around the skyscrapers in Chicago -
    And the bass starts to discuss politics with all the birds in the sky -
    and boonga-boom-boom-dippy-WOW -
    with all the waterfalls of words
    splashing through my rented room...
    And the skyscrapers touch my genitals!
    The strawberries jump out of my penis!
    And impregnate the polar bears in Alaska!
    And the sky kisses our dogs & cats -
    As the bass runs around & around the steel mills
    And the piano plays Russian Roulette with French Royalty -
    as the guillotine sings...
    And the sky screams....
    And Workers Revolution jumps out of the saxophone!
    On the eve of the Anniversary of the Great Bolshevik Revolution!
    May the whole world be bathed in Great Bolshevik Revolutions!

    Copyright 2019 by Wolf Larsen
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    Joe McCarthy Kissing All Our Asses
    a poem by Wolf Larsen

    Joe McCarthy kisses the saxophone player's ***!
    As the drums play e-v-e-r-y-t-h-i-n-g CRASHING into pieces -
    And the saxophone player simultaneously stands on thousands of planets
    and plays a HUGE canVaAas that swalloOOows your braAAaaAAaaiiiiin -
    And the piano is playing a rabid dog running-upside-down-in-circles-on-your-ceiling 24 hours a day -
    and the bass is throwing the hoOordes of Genghis Khan
    chaaaaarging across the 21st Century -
    and the music is circling-&-circling-around-&-around
    a collapsing city a collapsing world a collapsing universe -
    and the Saxophone SCREAMS with the French & Russian Revolutions
    splaaashing across the pages
    splaaashing across the canvasses
    splaaashing across the symphonies...
    While the trumpet plays the eulogy of the ruling classes
    doomed to stand in line at the guillotines...

    Copyright 2019 by Wolf Larsen
    "...the ramblings of a narcissistic, self-obsessed, deranged mind."
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    I am the center of the universe!
    a poem by the Hardhat god his Blue Collar majesty Wolf Larsen

    I float in the center of the universe...
    and I write the poem that charges across history!
    I write the music that throws the planets & suns & moons around!
    I paint the most rabid canvas!
    I bathe in rivers of god's spermatozoa!
    I stand above god's corpse and I write this poem with god's blood!
    I sodomize all the priests & preachers!
    I am Wolf Larsen!
    I make even the Devil blush!
    Then I sodomize the Devil!
    The asteroids & comets fly out of My Grand Penis -
    And thus I impregnate all the arts
    with My Insanity which is as golden
    as my pee falling upon the ruling classes of the world
    as I stand in a hardhat on the top of the skeleton of a skyscraper
    that I & my brothers build with our hands
    our great hands
    the same hands
    that will strangle the rich some day

    Copyright 2019 by Wolf Larsen


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    What the Angry Man on the Subway is Thinking...
    a poem by Wolf Larsen

    Hundreds and then thousands and then millions and billions of me's
    All jump
    out of My Penis & my ears & my nose & my mouth -
    And all the billions of me's
    Simultaneously sing out the most furious hurricane together!
    And then I open the doors of the borders
    And I let foreigners in my own country!
    I am Proud to be a Traitor!
    To a nation that has only treated me & my ancestors worse than dogs!
    I urinate all over my nation's capital!
    I eat all the politicians!
    I wipe my *** with my nation's flag!
    I write my nation's national anthem with vomit!
    I spit on the rich!
    My refrigerator is empty so I will eat them!
    I will eat their dogs & cats too!
    I smile at all the bourgeois heads soon to be on sticks!
    Let them sing to me!
    As their decapitated heads are paraded through the streets
    in the happiest-most-massive-parade of singing-&-dancing you've ever seen!
    Anything's better than marching off to endless war & mushroom clouds!
    And I spit all over the elections of Tweddledee & Tweddledom!
    All these politicians are just whores of the rich!
    I work all week
    To live worse than a dog!
    I am dying inside -
    I have nothing to lose -
    And everything to gain -
    When I welcome 1789 with open arms!
    And I joyfully dream of when the guillotine will sing it's up-&-down motion
    in my country
    and yours!
    Goodbye bourgeoisie!
    Ha ha ha ha ha ha!!!!
    The angry man on the subway is now smiling...

    Copyright 2019 by Wolf Larsen
    "...the ramblings of a narcissistic, self-obsessed, deranged mind."
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    Incest on the Space Station with Three Donkeys!
    a poem by Wolf Larsen

    I sing with an orchestra of wild animals behind me!
    The ten million Poets in my ballsack are also singing!
    And the birds in the sky **** their talking art all over the space aliens in our brains...
    While the grape & pineapple armies attack each other under the ten smiling suns in the sky.
    Because the ten smiling suns in the sky are my reason for flying the raspberries to other hemispheres!
    For magic mushroom symphonies in ten different colors!
    While the orchestra of wild animals sing in the languages of testicles & nipples & booty holes!
    They sing the marshmallow abyss!
    And the poem tiptoes away from me....

    Copyright 2019 by Wolf Larsen
    "...the ramblings of a narcissistic, self-obsessed, deranged mind."
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    A World That Ate All The People
    A poem by wolf Larsen

    I was running through the blue sky
    I was tasting the blue sky
    I was dancing to blue-sky-music
    The blue sky is flying all around me
    Even the people are becoming infected with blue sky
    And the machetes flying through the air are laughing with blue sky
    While the subway train flys up to heaven
    And all the passengers getting off the train in heaven are devils
    And all the devils are fornicating masterpiece theater with the angels
    And all the angels are dancing to the mushroom clouds
    And all the mushroom clouds are dancing to Wolf Larsen's poetry
    And Wolf Larsen’s poetry is boiling & boiling in the ballsacks of all the space aliens on all the planets...
    And then the subway train laughed and laughed
    So I rode a lightning bug all the way home...


    Copyright 2019 by Wolf Larsen
    "...the ramblings of a narcissistic, self-obsessed, deranged mind."
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    Somebody Lost Their Brains in the Milky Way Galaxy
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    I walk through millions of heads
    Looking for my own head!
    Meanwhile, symphonies jump out of the strangest places -
    Symphonies jump out of street corners -
    Deranged-smiling-people jump out of the symphonies...
    Even our heart attacks are happy

    Copyright 2019 by Wolf Larsen
    "...the ramblings of a narcissistic, self-obsessed, deranged mind."
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    3 more poems

    Christmas on a Nuclear Submarine
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    I watch myself dying on the cross
    As a bunch of dogs dance around me
    And homeless people put giant dildos with ribbons on them
    At my feet
    As I sing television commercials
    To all of the pigeons perched on my head
    Sometimes, when I'm dying on the cross
    Space aliens come from McDonald's
    And give me blowjobs
    But this only happens on Saturdays when Santa's spermatozoa is green
    Santa likes to take the subway to the vagina of Mona Lisa
    Ever since that Mona Lisa painting was moved from the Louvre to Burger King
    Where all of my burgers are seasoned with God's spermatozoa
    Because God is a Jackson Pollock painting of a crack ho’s brains
    And that is why I came inside of you today…

    Copyright 2019 by Wolf Larsen


    God Gave Me Herpes
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    I ejaculate pagan gods all over the Christmas tree!
    And then all the lizards jump out of my butt and eat Santa Claus!
    And Santa Claus is delicious!
    As delicious as the flies in the air!
    And all the flies crawling around on your corpse -
    And all the dogs howling on other planets -
    And all the eyeballs bouncing around in the transvestite kitchen -
    It's the Symphony of Raspberries!
    It's the psychosis of sanity & conformity!
    And all the cars & people & skyscrapers SCREAM to me -
    They SCREAM to me of giant yellow trees growing out of rainbows!
    They SCREAM to me of yellow panties hanging from the trees!

    Copyright 2019 by Wolf Larsen



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    3 more poems

    I have genital Herpes. How about You?
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    The violin dances with the words
    As the sky fingers itself
    As the lemons float off of the supermarket shelves
    And up into the Virgin Mary's vagina in heaven
    Because I like your boyfriend's come all over my hamburgers!
    Even when the Christmas trees are growing out of Daffy Duck's butt!
    Because poetry with come is a Christmas tree with spam
    Especially when bipolar music is touching your genitals
    With all of the algebra of Santa's nose on fire
    So when you need a No-Frills Airline ask for Renaissance art
    Because Renaissance art is the new toilet paper for skitzofrenix
    Even when everyone in the United States Congress is homeless

    Copyright 2019 by Wolf Larsen



    Christmas on a Nuclear Submarine
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    I watch myself dying on the cross
    As a bunch of dogs dance around me
    And homeless people put giant dildos with ribbons on them
    At my feet
    As I sing television commercials
    To all of the pigeons perched on my head
    Sometimes, when I'm dying on the cross
    Space aliens come from McDonald's
    And give me blowjobs
    But this only happens on Saturdays when Santa's spermatozoa is green
    Santa likes to take the subway to the vagina of Mona Lisa
    Ever since that Mona Lisa painting was moved from the Louvre to Burger King
    Where all of my burgers are seasoned with God's spermatozoa
    Because God is a Jackson Pollock painting of a crack ho’s brains
    And that is why I came inside of you today…

    Copyright 2019 by Wolf Larsen


    God Gave Me Herpes
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    I ejaculate pagan gods all over the Christmas tree!
    And then all the lizards jump out of my butt and eat Santa Claus!
    And Santa Claus is delicious!
    As delicious as the flies in the air!
    And all the flies crawling around on your corpse -
    And all the dogs howling on other planets -
    And all the eyeballs bouncing around in the transvestite kitchen -
    It's the Symphony of Raspberries!
    It's the psychosis of sanity & conformity!
    And all the cars & people & skyscrapers SCREAM to me -
    They SCREAM to me of giant yellow trees growing out of rainbows!
    They SCREAM to me of yellow panties hanging from the trees!

    Copyright 2019 by Wolf Larsen



    Written to this music:
    "...the ramblings of a narcissistic, self-obsessed, deranged mind."
    My poetry & other stuff on Amazon:
    http://www.amazon.com/s/ref=ntt_athr...or=Wolf Larsen

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