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    Zing-Zoopey hi hi the Bluuuuuee Skkkyyyy!
    A poem by Wolf “Satan” Larsen

    I was fwooping with some crack!
    CraaCk -!-cRRraaCCk-!-cRRRaaaaCk!!
    When the elephants went fwoooping with all the up-&-down lakes and rivers!
    CrrRRRaaack-!-crrAAAAck-!-Crack!
    And all the cocaine plants were growing from all the moons of the universe!!
    Craaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa ck!!
    And all the politicians opened their mouths and asses & elephants came running out their mouths!
    Asses & elephants! Asses & elephants! Asses & elephants!
    And we smeared Hiroshima & Nagasaki al over our naked bodies –
    And strawberry pleasures happened!
    For purple mountains of craaaack!
    Oh crack! Oh craaack!!
    God sheds his urine all over the US!!
    And crown the woooppee with ding-dongy
    All the crack be goin’ happy happy with pointing bazookas at the sun!
    Happy female orgasm to all the birds in the sky!!

    Copyright 2020 by Wolf Larsen
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    Exclamation Wolf “YYYiiipppzzzaa” Larsen!

    Do not read this is you have a problem with naughty words! You have been warned!

    Neon Vaginas for Sale!
    A pOOoooEEEeeeem by Wolf “YYYiiipppzzzaa” Larsen!

    Everyday your fruit-loops-roller-coster-personality
    Be Bonging across the galaxy!
    Because of the rocketships of wAshiNg-maShiNe-uP-&dOwn-vAgiNaS!!
    And somewhere is the big mOuth swallowing up the galaxy!
    Kiduppa-!-Faduppa-!-Fiiiiiiinggg!!
    And blue sky itching & itching & itching!
    ZZZyyyychhhooo!-!-! With masochistic strawberry!
    Ever tipsy-toopsy with a lemOn-meReNgUe-mUSiCaL-univerSe?
    It’s nipples for everybody!
    Now zippy!
    Yesterday ding-bop-luppy-booooppps!!!!
    Because yesterday is made out of most talkative fish!
    You & me be sexy polar bears!!
    Dressed in the end of the poem!
    Boooooooooooooooooooooooonnngggg!!!!

    Copyright 2020 by Wolf Larsen

    A video-poem by Wolf Larsen:
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    Bleeepphhh – Huuuurrruuunggaaa!
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    Yep! Flying brains everywhere!
    Time to Beep beep! We’re pissing sunshine all over the sky & earth!
    Love me?
    Because my genital herpes are singing to you!
    You herpes with the zip – lop – dop?
    Herpes is beautiful!
    Especially when you cocaine with all the zippy!
    Cocaine & herpes & blow-up love dolls is
    My bingy-zooey – zoo! You Titanic??
    Especially with cars crashing into the Middle Ages!
    Smokin’ some gothic architecture?
    Sexy sexy blow-up dolls by the side of the highway! Naked!
    Blueberry sex with mannequins!
    Everybody now!

    Copyright 2020 by Wolf Larsen
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    Chaos for Breakfast
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    The sky begins eating all of us
    The world spins out of control
    The people eat the sun
    Our feet disappear
    Our heads are floating out to sea
    Our hands belong to someone else
    Our genitals have stopped working
    Our eyes cannot see
    Our ears hear only a giant silent scream

    Copyright 2020 by Wolf Larsen
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    Exclamation Wolf "Satan" Larsen Leads the Human Race to the Graveyards!

    Warning: Do not read this if you have a problem with obscenity, are overly sensitive, or if you are very religious!

    God and The Devil Shaking Hands Together
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    A waterfall of Corona Beer falls over the human race
    While Wolf Larsen dying on the cross laughs & laughs
    And thousands of demons are jumping out of Wolf Larsen’s mouth as he laughs
    While the sky collapses all over the screaming human race
    And all the comedians stop laughing and start crying
    Michelangelo begins sculpting gravestones
    But the gravestones grow legs and begin dancing all over the planet
    God puts on his sexiest French lingerie and smiles as he looks down upon humanity screaming
    The Devil gets up from bed and puts his arm around god
    The Virgin Mary also gets up from bed and puts a sexy robe around her naked body
    Meanwhile the priests & preachers are leading the human race to the graveyards
    And in the graveyards the human race watches
    As the priests & preachers throw off their robes and preach naked in the cold wind
    And then everyone begins digging their own graves
    As the priests & preachers passionately kiss and touch each other’s naked bodies

    Copyright 2020 by Wolf Larsen

    a video-poem by Wolf "Satan" Larsen:
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xbte86IIrgE
    "...the ramblings of a narcissistic, self-obsessed, deranged mind."
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    The Opera of the World Falling Apart
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    Millions are dying and swiiiiirrrrling-uuuup to the big toilet bowl in heaven
    While god & the devil are drinking and gambling together in the whorehouse
    And everyone is coughing up fornicating-demons-&-angels into the air
    While the graveyards are filled with the orgies of immaculate conception
    And the birds are singing happy operas
    To accompany the orchestra of ambulance sirens going to-&-fro
    Others are getting on the elevator down to hell
    As they laugh & sing & dance
    And the two political parties of the grim reaper
    (Both the one of asses and the other of elephants)
    Get on the political pulpit and preach the baboon buttocks
    Of red & white & blue nonsense…

    Copyright 2020 by Wolf Larsen
    "...the ramblings of a narcissistic, self-obsessed, deranged mind."
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    Warning: Do not read this if you have a problem with obscenity, or if you are very religious!

    Corona or Heineken?
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    So the Poet Wolf Larsen is sucking God's Big Dick
    And God ejaculates Corona Beer into Wolf Larsen's mouth
    And then Wolf Larsen begins having anal sex with The Lord
    And Wolf Larsen ejaculates all the angels-&-devils-in-his-ballsack into the Lord’s Anus in Heaven
    And the Virgin Mary is praying with a viBrAtoR-r-r-R and siiiiinging Verdi operas
    And everybody from California is surfing around us in the sky
    And all of the surfers are playing violins
    And all of the devils & angels in the Lord's anus are singing as well
    And then all of the angels & devils parachute out of the Lord’s Anus in Heaven
    And they land inside of a giant painting being conducted by Penderecki the classical composer
    While Ludwig Meidner begins painting psYchOtic pOrtraitS of the milliOns dYing frOm thE plaguE
    And everyone in Hell becomes a swirling-mass-of-symphony-music
    While all the Attila-the-Hun-clones in your brains
    Pull out jackhammers and turn your head into a sado-masochistic symphony
    And each breath becomes harder & harder to reach
    As the Sun laughs and laughs at your approaching death
    And you cough up endless little Grim Reapers out of your lungs
    That flyyyyy-arrrrooounnd and infect others
    As your chest tightens around your heart
    And the emergency room is filled with billions of people all screaming
    As both the Devil & God take you by the hand
    And fly you up to the Grand Bar in heaven
    Where you drink Corona with shots of tequila for all eternity
    As the mariachi band plays the end of the poem

    Copyright 2020 by Wolf Larsen
    "...the ramblings of a narcissistic, self-obsessed, deranged mind."
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    Everyone Throwing Up Happiness All Over Each Other
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    My head is falling so up
    Everything inside of me is collapsing thousands of miles into the Earth
    The silence yells at me
    I don't know where my hands are
    My testicles are full of cockroaches
    My knees are made out of the dark sounds
    My thoughts are minimalist gray canvases
    My music is gunshots
    I **** diarrhea all over the word happiness
    My Eyes turn anyone who approaches into a corpse
    I wake up dead every day

    Copyright 2020 by Wolf Larsen

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    100 Faces Laughing & Crying in the Mirror
    a poem by Wolf Larsen

    I chop my feet off and eat them
    I chop off my penis and I eat that too
    I jump off the planet Earth and I dive into the sun
    I cut the sun up into pieces with my switchblade knife
    Then I shoot the mirror full of bullet holes
    I stab and stab the walls with my knife until I laugh
    And I laugh like an eternal sadness

    Copyright 2020 by Wolf Larsen
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    Standing in Front of an Invisible Execution Squad Waiting to be Shot
    a poem by Wolf Larsen

    An empty Universe screams at me
    While the streets are being eaten by all of our dreams
    The dreams are turning into nightmares piled on top of each other
    As we scream poetry at the graveyards
    As we play music for the Dead
    As We chop off our own heads and throw them at each other
    And then we jump into our dogs’ anuses
    Where we conduct our poetry readings
    As invisible soldiers attack our bodies with invisible bullets
    And the Sun screams with happiness
    As We dig Graves into the sky
    And the dead bodies floating in the sky
    Urinate their poetry on the people walking below
    But then everyone disappears
    Into the big black hole of this poem

    Copyright 2020 by Wolf Larsen
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    a Pile of Dead Bodies Reciting Poetry to Each Other
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    I jump into your psychosis
    You jump into my psychosis
    Together we build a giant poem made out of schizophrenia
    We build a giant schizophrenia with our gesturing hands
    We erect giant schizophrenia with our sculptures
    Symphonies of schizophrenia crashing all over the human race
    Floods of human faces are eating through everyone's brains
    As We erect giaNt-diSeaSed-sCulpTures with our hands
    Our poems & symphonies are tidal waves of schizophrenia
    Tidal waves of Madness walking through the hospital corridors
    As all the sick-&-dying sing operas to a deaf god that is not listening
    Only science can save us

    Copyright 2020 by Wolf Larsen
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    The Wise Philosophers Inside My Testicles
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    I grab Lake Michigan in my hand and I throw it into the universe
    I pull psychosis out of my testicles and I throw the psychosis all over the planet Earth
    I pull the human race off the planet Earth and I throw the human race up into the sky
    I give the dogs & cats wings and now the dogs & cats are flying in all my poems
    I create the sunlight with my orgasms
    The rain falls from the sky whenever I cry
    Because I am the Poet I slash god into pieces with my machete-pen
    My words are a flood of insanity and sanity all crashing around each other
    I pull the Sun out of the sky
    And I throw the sun into Van Gogh's paintings
    I take all of the Flesh of the human race and with the Flesh of the human race I create Paul Gauguin sculptures growing everywhere you look
    Whenever you snort my phrases of poetry up your nose
    You feel thousands of words pulsating inside of you
    You feel the music crashing out of the walls everywhere
    You feel the human race flooding out of ballsacks and into vaginas everywhere
    As the drummer crashes everything we know into pieces
    And then everyone lays down at the Poet's feet and dies

    Copyright 2020 by Wolf Larsen
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    Even Your Family & Friends are the Plague
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    The sun laughs and laughs at me
    I want to jump into the toilet
    and swim through the pipes and become a fish in the ocean
    I want to swallow the entire universe
    And then I want to **** the entire universe into this poem
    I want to stand on the street corner juggling sadness & happiness with my hands
    As I smile and scream and expose my penis for all to see
    Whenever I hear a symphony I hear the plague
    Whenever I look at a painting I see the plague
    Whenever I touch a sculpture I am touching the plague
    The plague is looking at me wherever I go
    I feel the plague touching my most intimate parts
    I eat the plague - I breathe in the plague - I am becoming a walking talking plague

    Copyright 2020 by Wolf Larsen
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    Charles Manson & The Beach Boys Drinking Coronas Together and Singing Cease To Exist
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    Everyone around me suddenly becomes ashes flying in the Wind
    The wind then suddenly carries away all the planets into the Flames of the Sun
    Then the sun explodes a giant female orgasm Across the Universe
    And now all the space aliens throughout the Universe are licking & licking the giant female orgasm in the sky
    The moon says how do you do?
    I answer by grabbing a hammer and smashing the moon into pieces
    Then all the fish swim out of my toilet bowl and run for political office
    Then Uncle Sam & The Statue of Liberty jump out of my toilet bowl
    And they jump into my head where they have anal sex for the next two thousand years
    The Chicago Symphony Orchestra plays 2000 years of anal sex
    Then the Chicago Symphony Orchestra plays the Black Plague
    Meanwhile all the store mannequins are singing to the empty streets

    Copyright 2020 by Wolf Larsen
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    Friday Morning Erection with teN-thOuSaNd-hAndS
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    You wake up in the morning to find that your entire family has been eaten by the dog
    Meanwhile, the planet Earth is being swallowed by the Easter Bunny
    That's when the President of your country announces that it is now illegal to have a face or eyes or a mouth
    Meanwhile, everyone has dropped to their knees and begins worshipping Your Penis
    They love to receive & swallow the white-gooey-Holy-Communion from Your Penis
    Then the store mannequins have an armed rebellion and take over the empty streets
    Meanwhile, vibrators & vaginas are singing Duets throughout the city
    Also, everyone has lost their feet
    The Ministry of Lost Feet declares a national emergency
    So everybody jumps in their mother's vagina and hides in their mother's womb for the next 100 years
    The Mayor of your city declares the 21st century to be illegal
    So then the police all hand out tickets to everyone breathing

    Copyright 2020 by Wolf Larsen
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