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    Musical Composition for a Transient Sculpture
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    The symphony is playing the sculpture that’s moving round-&-round the universe
    While everyone’s brains are flowing out of the kitchen faucet
    And everyone’s brains are flowing across the musical landscape
    While everyone plays the music with their sexual genitalia
    And then the human race comes crashing down

    Copyright 2020 by Wolf Larsen
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    Goodbye, California!
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    As the world flies over the sky
    And as the wildfires fly out of this poetry
    The poem crashes through the world with endless destruction
    All the flames are endless phrases of poetry burning down the world
    Thousands of poems all jump out of each other
    And dance & laugh through the flames

    Copyright 2020 by Wolf Larsen

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    Exclamation Zing Zop Zaaang Bop Doodley doo!

    Keyboards Goin’ West, While the Drums are Headed to Mars, and the Sax is Playing the French Revolution
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    I want to stab my music into the planet Earth!
    I want gargoyles throughout the universe constantly reciting my poetry night & day!
    I ripped my claw through the oceans and murdered everything
    I decapitated all the fish of the oceans
    While they screamed their poetry & prose at me
    I drank enough poetry & prose that even the alcoholics ran away in terror
    And I will be your guillotine operator today
    Please lay below the blade
    Thank you

    Copyright 2020 by Wolf Larsen

    I recite LOTS of poetry on my YouTube channel:
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    Fall is Cumming!
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    Poetry was flying all around me as I walked down the street
    The air was itchy with hyperactive words screaming to be written
    But I was suddenly kidnapped by a huge pink vagina
    And the Roman Army marching out of her huge pink vagina began dancing in the streets to house music
    So everybody retreated and jumped into a painting for safety
    And we’ve been swimming around inside this Jackson Pollock painting ever since

    Copyright 2020 by Wolf Larsen
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    Burning Down A Planet
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    I **** beautiful neo-classical sculptures all over the Italian countryside
    While God urinates the blue sky all over America
    But God gets VD and wildfires jump out of God’s penis
    And now the third testicle from the sun is on fire
    While the birds are happily singing, “The World’s on Fire! The World’s on Fire!”

    Copyright 2020 by Wolf Larsen
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    Exclamation A Poem Written with the Reader’s Blood

    A Poem Written with the Reader’s Blood
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    I let the poem fly
    The poem jumps out in front of the reader
    And while the poem repeatedly stabs the reader
    The reader says: “Thank you! Thank you for stabbing me!”
    And then a bunch of artists jump out of my testicles
    And paint this poem with the reader’s blood

    Copyright 2020 by Wolf Larsen

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    2 Cats & A Meat Grinder in a Studio Apartment
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    My refrigerator is empty, and so is my wallet & my bank account
    I lost my job in March
    And now it’s September
    The unemployment benefits have been cut
    But I’ve got 2 cats & a meat grinder
    Here kitties! Here kitties!

    Copyright 2020 by Wolf Larsen
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    Two poems today!

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    “Booooooong! Booooooong! Booooooong!” goes the church bells
    At the funeral of the human race

    The World Crashing into God’s Brains
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    The images crash upon the shore of the poem
    And the dead people fall out of the sky
    And now billions of dead people are growing out of the ground all around me
    And I pull out my penis
    And my horn starts playing bebop schizophrenia touching the skies of a thousand planets
    And now God’s brains are on fire

    Copyright 2020 by Wolf Larsen
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    Exclamation ZilliOns-oF-piNk-FrOgs-flYing-arOund-heaVen!!!

    Doin’ a Drive-By While Listenin’ to Opera
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    A giant mushroom cloud rises out of the poem
    And then a minnow swallows the universe
    And then Charles Manson jumps out of your penis and says, “Hi!”
    So you start beating Charles Manson upside the head with a flock of Canadian geese
    And then everyone on television & radio start screaming the seven forbidden words over and over again
    As you float off towards the planet of Pluto and fall asleep

    Copyright 2020 by Wolf Larsen

    Wolf Larsen doing more poetry on YouTube:
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    6 Pack, Studio Apartment, Saturday Night
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    I was urinating thousands of human languages all over my true love
    She was smiling up at me like an invading space alien civilization
    I introduced her to Fernand Leger, Francisco Tarrega, & Henry Moore
    And the 3 of them made love to her in a porno flick entitled: “Make Immaculate Conception to Me!”
    And she got pregnant
    She got pregnant with Dada collages growing in her tummy like delicious fruit
    She now works in a whorehouse called Capitol Hill as an erotic dancer
    She dances between World War III & the coronavirus
    I love her like the forests love forest fires

    Copyright 2020 by Wolf Larsen

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    Bugs Are Flying All Over My Thoughts
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    All the bugs jump out of the universe
    And now all the bugs are flying through space alien brains the size of solar systems
    And while the Marquis de Sade whips & whips everybody in the orgies on Mars
    Huge Sex Temples are built on the 7 continents
    Share an orgasm with a stranger, anybody?

    Copyright 2020 by Wolf Larsen
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    Wiping Myself With A Red White & Blue Cum Rag
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    So at the bipartisan orgy of immaculate conception in Washington DC
    Prostitutes (oops! politicians!) were selling their booties for bribes (oops! campaign contributions!)
    And President Rump was snorting 200 countries and 300 million Americans up his nose
    While the First Lady was doin’ a pole dance for Jesus & the disciples
    And Dixiecrat Joe was in a white sheet night riding through AmeriKKKa on his lynching campaign (oops! election campaign!)
    And Karen Harris was the Prosecutor-in-Chief throwing 300 million Americans into a Gulag called the USA
    And then Mike Pence pushed the atomic button (because God told him to)

    Copyright 2020 by Wolf Larsen
    Advance permission is given to all to reproduce the above poem in any form, whether in electronic or physical form, as long as the poem is not edited, credit is given to its author, and the purpose of such publication is not hostile.
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    A Masturbatory Collage of Music & Painting
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    Silence crashes out of our ears
    A huge collage jumps out of your head every second
    The piano notes fly across the planet before they drift out into outer space
    The violins fly in all directions across the universe
    The drums and the painting fight each other
    A waterfall of everything falls all over you
    So you line John Cage against the wall
    And you shoot him

    Copyright 2020 by Wolf Larsen

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    Blue Sky Juice
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    I bang & bang words into the poem with a hammer
    And then I cut the Chicago Skyline in half with a saw
    And then people - endless hordes of people - begin oozing out of the words
    And then I throw all the hordes of people into a musical collage that’s flying all over the place
    Then God walks up and offers to suck my big Irish Dick for some crack
    So me & God start smoking a bowl together
    While the traffic & buildings & people all crash & bang & fly all around us

    Copyright 2020 by Wolf Larsen
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    A Symphony of Crickets
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    All the planets of the universe are on fire
    And huge storms throughout the galaxy are throwing planets this-way-&-that
    Even the black sky above is filled with flames
    And the people & space aliens jump on top of giant birds and fly away
    To different universes where the galaxies welcome us with open legs
    And that’s when a cricket ate the planet Earth

    Copyright 2020 by Wolf Larsen
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