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    The Chicago Symphony Orchestra Playing a Fauvist Canvas
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    All the dogs in the world suddenly begin howling that they want to be eaten
    And I begin creating my paintings with dog blood & dog feces & dog piss
    And my painting swallows the readers
    In each one of my paintings is thousands of other paintings
    Add each one of my paintings leads from one universe into another
    While I paint the violin creates so much red
    The piano creates so much blue
    The saxophone creates so many riots
    And then the trombone French horn & tuba create space satellites dancing to
    All the universe exploding out of the Poet's Penis
    While all the store mannequins begin dancing to falling airplanes
    And drive-by shootings add exclamation points to the music
    And the poem is splattered with blood & paint & feces & piss
    All splashing out at the reader
    While the reader becomes a cubist universe crashing out in all directions
    And the reader's thoughts wander through a universe filled with black coffee
    And then army tanks begin moving through the reader's head
    And mushroom clouds from World War 3 are falling out of the reader's ears
    And the harp peacefully plays the mushroom clouds erupting across the planet Earth
    While the tuba plays the impeachment circus in Washington DC
    And huge pineapples with legs begin running down the streets screaming beer commercials at you
    Then all the angels in heaven jump from the sky and commit suicide - their brains splattering all over the sidewalks like smashed tomatoes
    And then the sun smashes through the gray sky
    And fish swim out of your toilet and they're swimming through your apartment
    And Pablo Picasso is painting all the walls of your apartment in thousands of nudes
    And one of Wassily Kandinsky paintings smashes your ceiling into pieces
    And the Wassily Kandinsky painting scatters the universe everywhere
    And the Chicago Symphony Orchestra plays the universe scattering everywhere
    And the reader is suddenly revolving around thousands of different suns in the universe
    While huge hamburgers & fries all with legs begin walking into your apartment
    And all the monkey politicians both Demopublican & Republicrat are on exhibit at the zoo
    And then the violin slashes the poem in half
    And the tuba ejaculates the poem into the sky…

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    How to Write Poetry Filled with STDs
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    1000 Vladimir Putin & Barack Obama ballet-dancing-clones
    Jump out of a Hieronymus Bosch painting
    And the ballet dancing is being choreographed by Al Capone
    And the reader is being painted on the ceiling by a crack-smoking Michelangelo
    And the crack-smoking Michelangelo suddenly becomes a cannibalistic spaghetti
    Being eaten by the portrait of the reader on the ceiling
    Who's watching the homoerotic ballet of a thousand Putin & Obama clones
    Dancing the internationally-renowned Ballet of Anal Sex
    Being watched by an audience of Bourgeois buttocks dressed up as 19th century French royalty
    As the Chicago Syphilis Orchestra in Wolf Larsen's ballsack
    Plays the music that accompanies Dadaist pornography for space aliens masturbating across the universe
    And the 1000 Putin & Obama baLLeT-daNcing-clOneS descend on the subway
    Where they dance the dance of Hiroshima & Nagasaki through the subway cars
    As the subway train races into a giant Wasilla Kandinsky painting
    Being painted by the humongous paintbrush of god's Penis
    As Jesus Christ has his Second Cumming all over America
    And Christians throughout America dance in the Second Cumming of Christ
    Raining down upon them in a gooey sticky red white & blue
    While Santa Claus & Mickey Mouse have anal sex together
    In the midst of all the baLLeT-dAnciNg-pUtiN-&-obaMa-cLoneS
    And the Chicago Syphilis Orchestra starts playing black men hanging from ropes & sitting in electric chairs in the Democratic United States of America
    And the reader is conducting the Chicago Syphilis Orchestra inside of Wolf Larsen's ballsack
    While Wolf Larsen is off vacationing inside of an Andy Warhol painting
    And then the Greek God Zeus who’s homeless on the streets of Chicago
    Grabs a sledgehammer and smashes the poem into pieces…

    Copyright 2020 by Wolf Larsen

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    The Religion of Chocolate & Sex
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    The morning jumps out of the saxophone
    The saxophone ejaculates art all over the world
    The drums create impressionism and then the drums create fauvism and then the drums create cubism
    Meanwhile the singer is singing on top of Mount Everest
    The singer is singing from the planet Mars
    The singer is singing from a painting on your wall
    Meanwhile the planet Earth becomes a huge ball of human misery floating in the singer’s song
    So you begin eating all the planets in the universe
    You begin playing with thousands of belly buttons
    You fix a boring piece of installation art with a sledgehammer
    And then you urinate all over minimalism & installation art
    Meanwhile Uncle Sam snorts 200 countries up his nose
    And the human race begins revolting in the streets against Uncle Sam & his puppet regimes
    While the Democrats & Republicans crawling around Uncle Sam's pubic hairs
    Swear allegiance to endless wars & endless prisons & endless corporate bailouts
    And then the poem urinates fauvism & cubism & abstract expressionism all over minimalism
    And now this poem throws the reader into endless paintings
    This poem is thousands of symphonies all bashing into each other 24 hours a day 7 days a week all year long
    While you sleep the poem screams at you in endless dreams & nightmares
    While you **** the poem paints pronography all over your walls and all over the sky and all over the planets
    This poem is always
    And then an earthquake comes and crashes the poem all around you
    And you try to hide behind an emotionless face
    But the poem finds you and tears away your face
    And suddenly you find yourself walking on thousands of different planets in the same moment
    You find yourself having sex with millions of different species throughout the universe in this moment
    You find yourself painting billions of different canvases in this one grand moment
    You find yourself riding this poem into the universe
    And then the poem begins combining 6,000 different human languages into one language of imagery
    One huge language of imagery that’s splashing across arts and literature and music
    And the human race is swallowed by arts & literature & music
    And God surrenders to art
    And God dies…

    Copyright 2020 by Wolf Larsen
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    Richard Wagner Selling His Body on the Street Corner to Pay the Rent
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    Richard Wagner jumps out of the solar system
    And starts conducting an opera that lasts for five centuries
    It's five centuries of McDonald's hamburgers all singing to us
    So a thousand clones of Donald Trump climb out of Richard Wagner's butthole
    And the 1,000 clones of Donald Trump are dancing in outer space
    As they revolve and revolve around one of Wagner's operas
    As God gives a speech filled with huge pubic hairs
    And Marilyn Monroe with the huge penis
    Begins to have anal sex with the Kennedy Brothers
    As the Kennedy Brothers sing the Richard Wagner opera together
    While all the characters in The Wagner opera begin flying out of the humongous toilets
    That are growing in all of the installation art exhibits at McDonald's
    Where Ronald McDonald the Clown is playing chess with a huge hamburger with the 5,000 heads of Kubla Khan growing out of it
    And then the McDonald's restaurant flies off to the Louvre museum in Paris
    Where the Mona Lisa is pleasuring herself with a vibrator
    As Michael Jackson sings & dances through the hallways of the Louvre
    And all of the children of the world lovingly follow Michael Jackson
    Into one of the humongous toilets that are growing out of all of the installation art exhibits at McDonald's
    And all of the children joyfully sing of the day when the nuclear bombs shall fall upon the world
    As God kisses the human race with extinction...

    Copyright 2020 by Wolf Larsen

    Once again using surrealistic literature to create stand-up comedy. From my YouTube comedy channel:
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    A Tidal Wave of Bourgeois Liberals Gentrifying Working-Class Neighborhoods
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    So bourgeois liberals living in penthouses
    Say that working-class whites making minimum wage are privileged!
    But wasn't a black man lynched everyday back when the Democrats ran the South?
    But never mind all that liberal hypocrisy!
    What about hordes of Neolithic peoples all charging out of this poem
    And ejaculating prehistoric art all over American cities?
    And then the giant Neolithic peoples all conquer the sky with their huge erections!
    While the bourgeois liberals whine about animal rights when workers can't even afford their rent!
    (Thanks to bourgeois liberal gentrification!)
    But never mind all that liberal hypocrisy!
    What about all these skyscrapers crawling out of our penises?
    That's right! And clouds floating out of this poem and into the sky!
    And what about the floors & ceiling of your studio apartment moving side-to-side
    With the earthquakes crashing out of the saxophone!
    Meanwhile, the bourgeois liberals talk endlessly about Donald Trump, perhaps to avoid talking about the fact that the minimum wage is peanuts!
    But never mind all that liberal hypocrisy!
    Let's talk about the Ottoman Empire swirling around you while you're walking down the street on some other planet!
    And the dogs flying in the air are barking & barking & barking!
    They're barking at all the giant talking testicles invading us from outer space!
    But what does that have to do with bourgeois feminists being oppressed by working-class white men? The same bourgeois feminists that NEVER talk about free quality child care for working-class women! Maybe working class women should get something back for their taxes besides endless war?
    But instead, let's talk about transvestite Chicago policeman in French lingerie dancing with all the dancing buildings
    - While volcanoes explode working class rage all over the bourgeois liberals & conservatives alike!
    But poetry prefers to pick God's nose...
    And God’s boogers are huge boulders that the Neolithic people sculpt into giant words that say ten thousand things!
    10,000 songs sung by the human race generation after generation!
    And each song is filled with the insane greatness of creativity!
    Each day a different climbing up Mount Everest of working class struggle for survival!
    But hopefully we workers shall be all!
    Before some capitalist monster in the White House pushes the atomic button...

    Copyright 2020 by Wolf Larsen
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    The Priest of Immaculate Conception Blessing the Wife-Swapping Parties
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    I write poetry because my head is growing everywhere!
    Entire forests where millions of my heads are growing out of the ground
    That's where you're walking right now!
    You're walking through a surrealistic symphony whre millions of Igor Stravinsky clones are ****ing millions of Richard Vagner clones up the butt!
    And that's why I play the flute with human meat & BBQ sauce!
    Because all the homeless Greek gods that sleep in the subway stations love me!
    I am the Wolf Larsen of Mars!
    And I fight the Wolf Larsen of the planet Earth!
    Who fights the Wolf Larsen that lives in the anus of Caligula!
    Because the anus of Caligula is the palace of the Whiskey God!
    Where the birds sing and play the violin under all the moons you can kiss!
    Where the Eternal God Satan ejaculates love & peace upon us all!
    Especially when we make love to earthquakes!
    And we masturbate with tornadoes!
    And we eat the tasty vaginas floating in the rainbows!
    Until the female orgasms of the Virgin Mary
    Bathe the human race in the vaginal juices of lovely doom...
    And that's why I take my clothes off in front of the Queen of England -
    As she knights me with her sagging tits
    As the Chicago hot dogs fly in the air around us
    And all the happy skyscrapers grow out of the flying hot dogs
    And all of the happy skyscrapers sing extraterrestrial orgies at us
    But those were happier times when the Devil & god performed oral sex operas upon each other!
    And now Wolf Larsen & the human race shall perform a grand opera of cum juices and foot fetishes and cross-dressing together!

    Copyright 2020 by Wolf Larsen

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    Sitting in a Movie Theater with the 45 American Presidents Watching World War 3
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    Rabies!
    Your testicles! They're magical!
    Even the fields of marijuana growing out of our buttocks understand gravity!
    You Bing-bonging? Then how about some Saturday night?
    It's 2 strawberry! The kind that jingles!
    A jingling-badoodling music in our balls!
    So we throw our ballsacks through the air at each other -
    And then we ride vagina spaceships until we land on Andy Warhol's face!
    Because this is tomorrow!
    Because this is our favorite venereal disease giving political speeches!
    It's the State-of-a-Union-Flying-Diarrhea-Address bipartisan pair-of-buttocks called Washington DC!
    But what does that have to do with the reader getting lost inside the Poet's head?
    There we are wiping the bipartisan political speeches off of ourselves with Charmin Ultra Soft! And riding the giant ladybugs are butt-naked New York City artists!
    Bed bugs! The Bay of Pigs! And that's why I have a big pair of John F Kennedy's buttocks painted on my walls - because of daylight savings time!
    You're awake laying on the table and you're being eaten by a dozen space aliens all with the face of Liberace and the space aliens with the face of Liberace are playing the music of John F Kennedy's buttocks - (they're reading the musical notes from the John-F-Kennedy's-buttocks-mural on your wall)
    So you hide inside of brains of one of the space aliens with the face of Liberace but then the Amazon rainforest begins growing upside down from your ceiling and now you're orbiting around Marilyn Monroe's decapitated head in a giant refrigerator located inside of one of Salvador Dali's paintings, but since Salvador Dali is dead the plane will take off immediately, to 1000 years ago back when the sheep in Montana would give the best blow-jobs to everybody in the United States Congress, and now I have to go pee all over the Chicago Police Department

    Copyright 2020 by Wolf Larsen
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    The Great Artist John Wayne Gacy Receiving the Nobel Prize for Nose-picking
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    A beautiful sunny day and a stormy winter day are dancing down the street together
    When suddenly a sexual apocalypse happens!
    And the vibes are playing all the screaming humans being eaten by their dogs & cats!
    And the sensual harp is covering all the planets in peanut butter!
    And all of the planets taste like country music!
    While all the gondolas of Venice are floating up into a giant painting
    Being created by the world-renowned artist John Wayne Gacy with a castrated penis-paintbrush
    He borrowed from one of his favorite corpses...
    Meanwhile the snow is falling upon Genghis Khan as he walks down the beach in Rio de Janeiro...
    Because this is how you dance to hardware store commercials!
    As huge feet from a surrealistic monster kick the planet Earth back-&-forth in a football game
    being played by the annual convention of John Wayne Gacy fans in outer space
    (It's the intergalactic football-soccer team of cannibalistic love dolls!)
    But, what about the 6 packs of Corona screaming about the dirty dishes in your huge belly button?
    After all, we're on the planet Pluto! It's 3 o clock!
    It's time to masturbate dandelions into a beautiful sunny day!
    And as the American Empire collapses we can all smile big earthquakes at each other
    While we pick our noses to find World Peace
    On this huge blue & green floating testicle we call home
    hanging from some giant space alien’s hairy crotch...

    Copyright 2020 by Wolf Larsen
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    You Can't Eat a Russian! But You Can Eat a Bourgeoisie! Yummy Yummy!
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    Syphilis! Political speeches! Diarrhea!
    I rearrange all the planets into one of my gonorrhea paintings!
    Saxophone! Toilet paper! Herpes!
    All the herpes sores fly all over the music!
    And all the people fly out of the toilets and sing the blue sky to each other!
    Screaming fish! Cannibalistic toddlers! Crazy children's drawings!
    It's the Democratic-primary-debates about genital warts!
    So the children attach little red balloons to the nuclear submarines and the nuclear submarines float up into the sky…
    And the sailors jump out of the nuclear submarines and become Canadian geese migrating from the First Lady’s Vagina into the 1968 Democratic Convention...
    Meanwhile, we teepee all the planets of the universe with endless rolls of toilet paper!
    While we laugh like iambic pentameter on crack!
    And then together all 6 billions of people on Earth begin fingering the big vagina in the sky!
    And the big vagina in the sky has a big female orgasm of Jackson Pollock paintings splashing all over the planet!
    As the politicians all dance in the female orgasm falling from the sky!
    And all of the capitalist politicians scream giant dysentery from the big toilets in all their faces!
    While the empty refrigerators in working-class homes screeaam for bringing back the guillotine!

    Copyright 2020 by Wolf Larsen
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    Jacking Off in a Public Toilet and Leaving My Sperm There for the Next Person to See
    a poem by Wolf Larsen

    Suddenly giant windmills jump out of our crotches!
    And solar panels attached to our heads
    Begin providing energy for tidal waves of thoughts!
    That Splash into the eternity
    Of all the blue surrounding us
    And then our nuclear-powered ballsacks
    Begin powering nuclear-powered super sperm
    That explode all over the faces of the space aliens
    Who are building a gigantic infrastructure of gothic orgasms all around us
    As all of the Pablo Picasso monsters from the Neolithic era
    Begin attacking the air with huge Cubist speeches
    That recreate all of our faces into radio waves
    Which then jump from human brain to space alien brain
    Until a giant orgy of humans & space aliens
    Dances across a universe of neoclassical architecture -
    A neoclassical architecture of space alien penises ejaculating solar systems
    Into a Shakespearean play being performed by all the rodents of the New York City subway system
    Back when the subway system connected Marilyn Monroe's nipples to the Constitutional Convention of 1787
    Which was held in the Harlem McDonald's on 125th Street
    Where everyone from the Mayflower smokes hashish
    As the naked Wolf Larsen clones dancing on the moon
    Compose the 5th Symphony of Marie Antoinette's Buttocks
    Under the cannibalistic Moon of Mars
    But now I have to go have bipartisan sex with the Washington Monument - goodbye!

    Copyright 2020 by Wolf Larsen

    And yet again turning surrealistic literature into stand-up comedy:
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WHbbmQNjAkM
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    The Next American Revolution
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    Ludwig Beethoven begins ejaculating his symphonies everywhere!
    And all of the characters of the old Star Trek are jumping out of God's ears!
    And a homeless Son of God on the subway train is screaming
    That he will save us from all of our sins!
    And as the naKed-mOderN-danCers-daNce all over heaven
    And as all the saxophones in hell play the orgies of saints & sinners
    The cannibals from outer space begin beating their hands on mountains of human skulls
    to create the rhYthmS of faSt-fOod-biPartiSan-pOliTics
    In the capitalist dis-United States of America
    Where one out of every six children are hungry!
    Are the children supposed to eat armaments?
    And luxury 1,000 story penises with rent starting at mucha mulla a month
    Turn formerly Working Class people into hordes of homeless wretches
    But instead let’s ask how many hundreds of naked Virgin Marys can dance on a penis head?
    And the winds are screaming of the coming revolution!
    Will earthquakes come and topple everything?
    The earthquakes of discontent -
    The volcanoes of Rage -
    The floods of a united humanity charging out of the trailer parks & ghettos & barrios
    All marching together as a united one!
    Marching from Paris to Versailles in 1789 -
    Marching from the cities to Washington DC -
    Marching across history -
    With guns in our hands

    Copyright 2020 by Wolf Larsen
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    A Beautiful Sunny Day is Coming!
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    I build my poems with mountains of human feces!
    I grab the world in my hands and I create a new everything!
    I mold human **** into great giant statues!
    And the giant statues of human **** get up and dance!
    They dance to all the abstract expressionism flowing out of my penis and into the toilet!
    And the human race falls to its knees and worships the abstract expressionism flowing out of my penis!
    Because I am a schizophrenic god!
    There is no god in the sky!
    Wolf Larsen the Poet is god!
    Wolf Larsen is the god of all of the naked people riding the subway train from 1066 to 1789!
    Because 1789 and 1871 and 1917 are the great years!
    That serve as an example of human liberation!
    Because the great day is coming when the working class shall be free and break from its chains!
    And send the bourgeoisie & their henchmen to The Guillotines!
    Because The Guillotines going up-&-down will be the greatest symphony!
    Because The Guillotines going up-&-down over the necks of our masters is the song of freedom!
    We will write the first chapter of our freedom in the blood flowing from The Guillotines!
    As the Guillotine blade goes up-&-down the voices of working-class people across the world will sing in one great chorus of Joy together!
    Only the Guillotine will free us!

    Copyright 2020 by Wolf Larsen

    Another poem-video from my poetry channel:
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    cUcumbeR-peniS-saLad-with-teNnis-ballS-4-orgY-suPper !
    A po!em by Wolf Larsen

    I’m sleeping inside of God's ballsack...
    And then I charge out of God's ballsack!
    And I spurt acrooooooss the universe!
    Into the gigantica obscenity
    Of this poem that creates new streets
    Where giant bugs devour the sky
    As the music penetrates all the holes in our bodies
    With the beautiful Ecstasy of Sexual tornadoes
    As the fields of belly buttons grow
    And grow past the neon symphonies
    Which dance amongst the Glorious hemorrhoid advertisements
    That crash into the planet Earth from the outer space in our dreams
    As a bunch of Australias fall all over the planet Earth
    And the happy testicle that is the planet Earth
    Is the happy Neon now spoken by all the giant anuses in outer space!
    Because outer space is our peanut butter!
    Because the bugs flying around us are our ancestors!
    Our ancestors of jazz music pouring happy belly buttons everywhere!
    Happy belly buttons as happy as happy Pork pigs dancing everywhere happy happy to be eaten!
    Because even our hemorrhoids is magical!
    Because I give you all my spermatozoa with an Oscar!
    And a red carpet to genital herpes!
    Because all of our genital herpes together is one great big George Washington!
    Because even our anuses can tell the difference between winter & summer!
    Even the athlete's foot of all these political speeches in the Senate
    Will save us from bad breath with jiZz-You-Can-Believe-in-Mouthwash!
    Celebrate Make-America-jiZz-Again chocolate on our flagpoles!
    Because everyone's jizz is freedom!

    Copyright 2020 by Wolf Larsen
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    Do not read this if you have a problem with obscenity, or if you are very religious. You have been warned!

    The Reader's Death in E Minor
    A Concerto-Poem by Wolf Larsen

    I crawl up a wall of billions of eyeballs
    And each of the billions of eyeballs sees a different planet
    Where a different symphony orchestra plays thousands of astronauts
    Floating in a painting that's floating out of God's anus
    As God sits on the toilet in heaven
    As the colorful butterflies fly all around God
    And then the astronauts ride the elephants into your mind
    And now all of the millions of walls in your mind each have a different painting on them
    And the sPace-alieN-mUsiCianS walk through all of the thousands of hallways in your mind
    Each one plaYing sOme biZarre iNstruMenT unknown to man
    And each one of the hundreds of different songs playing in your mind right now
    Is different from the other - and different from anything you've ever heard before -
    And that's why all the stars in the sky love you
    That's why a violin player somewhere in this world is right now creating
    A giant peanut-butter-&-jelly universe just for you
    Because I love you with all of my genital herpes
    And all of the giraffes in your studio apartment are laughing right now
    They're laughing with all of the flying toads singing of World War 3
    Because World War 3 is a waiting room where a mushroom cloud will sit next to you
    And recite this poem to you
    As you wait for the floor to become the ceiling
    And for the ceiling to become an entrance way into God's anus in heaven
    As all of God's angels sing their STDs to you
    And all of the syphilitic classical musicians standing on the clouds
    Are playing your death

    Copyright 2020 by Wolf Larsen
    "...the ramblings of a narcissistic, self-obsessed, deranged mind."
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    Exclamation give Wolf Larsen the nobel prize for literature!

    I hate the rich. I'm obscene. But give me The Nobel Prize for Literature anyway!

    Do not read this if you have a problem with obscenity, or if you are very religious. You have been warned!

    A Musical Word Canvas of ****, Piss, & Joy
    a poem-painting-symphony by Wolf Larsen

    The reader blasts out of his chair and into the poem!
    The reader flies through millions of minds!
    The reader paints himself into the Italian Renaissance!
    And then the reader pulls out his dick and pees all over space ships throughout the universe!
    And now the reader is eating millions of sentences flying out of the page!
    The reader jumps on top of Mount Everest and builds the universe with his bare hands!
    The reader runs across all the deserts on all of the planets!
    Until the reader is swallowed by one of Salvador Dali's paintings!
    And now the reader is outside the 1968 Democratic Convention getting beaten up by a wave of Chicago policeman with swinging billy clubs!
    And now the Chicago Symphony Orchestra begins playing the swinging billy clubs of the 1968 Democratic Convention!
    And then the Orchestra begins playing Democratic Party bombs falling all over the Vietnamese people!
    And then the reader falls off of Mount Everest and into the symphony!
    Being played by a thousand pairs of buttocks with arms & legs!
    And then Salvador Dali pulls out his penis and begins ejaculating his imagery all over the planet Earth!
    And cannibalistic kangaroos are eating all of the Salvador Dali imagery and ****ting all the Salvador Dali imagery into your mind!
    And suddenly your mind becomes millions of endless universes all bashing & bashing into each other!
    And the Chicago Symphony Orchestra plays all of the millions of endless universes bashing & bashing into each other!
    And the Orchestra is inside of your head for the next 100 years playing an endless bashing & bashing symphony!
    It's the Symphony of happy-flying-vibrators!
    It's the Symphony of heroin candy canes growing everywhere!
    It's the Symphony of poems growing out of each other throughout the universe!
    And the poems growing out of each other throughout the universe eat all of the readers both space alien & human!
    And then the poems **** all the space aliens & humans into the mind of Salvador Dali who then ejaculates all of the space aliens & humans back into this poem!
    And as the reader licks & licks this poem with his magical tongue
    The reader begins to hallucinate thousands of clones of himself eating himself
    And this self-cannibalism is the most delicious thing the reader has ever tasted
    And then the reader finds himself walking for days across the desert
    And the last thing the reader sees is a beautiful homoerotic Jesus Christ
    Pulling him up into the big orgy in the sky

    Copyright 2020 by Wolf Larsen

    Another video-poem from the Great Wolf Larsen - or should I say Wolf Larsen the Great!
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gzCVZ_mBO5A
    "...the ramblings of a narcissistic, self-obsessed, deranged mind."
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