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    The Wind of Centuries
    a poem by Wolf Larsen

    The poem zigzags through poems & sculptures & symphonies
    Until it reaches the land of 10,000 pussies growing out of the wind
    That's when a giant waterfall of human heads falls out of the sky
    And all of the solar systems of the universe jump out of your mouth
    And escape into the night sky

    Copyright 2020 by Wolf Larsen

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    Coronavirus Jazz
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    The piano plays a phrase of poetry crawling towards you
    The bass asks the sunrise a question
    The saxophone plays thousands of human languages all dancing together
    The trumpet plays all the thousands of languages forming together into constantly-changing-sculptures
    And then the drums crash everything into pieces

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    A Symphony of Sin
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    You’re walking through a landscape of miles & miles of used condoms & empty beer cans & crack vials
    And everywhere around you the phrases of poetry grow miles high up into the sky
    And standing under the phrases of poetry are sexy-sexy-prostitutes
    Beckoning you into a concrete Garden of Eden of unprotected sex
    Vaginas as big as planets beckon you everywhere!

    Copyright 2020 by Wolf Larsen
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    Up?
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    The land falls down the sky
    The sky jumps into the poem
    The river flows around & around the poem
    The flowers grow all over the sky & the poem
    And then the poem skips off into the distance

    Copyright 2020 by Wolf Larsen
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    I have a backlog of poems, so I might be posting two a day for a while.

    Drunk, Saturday Night, Pen-In-Hand
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    All I want to do is re-create the universe!
    I want to turn poetry into endless 100 story penis-skyscrapers swirling all about the landscape of the earth...
    Poetry is always an endless orgy!
    Penises & anuses & vaginas are jutting out of this poem like a Cubist orgy!
    As Picasso smiles down upon us from heaven and urinates beautiful art all over our bodies...

    Copyright 2020 by Wolf Larsen
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    Wolf the Poet
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    Poetry is my wrecking ball!
    Build and destroy! Build and destroy! Build and destroy!
    Let poetry dance off the page and through the air!
    Let poetry bang and crash like war and car crashes and Igor Stravinsky’s “the Rite of Spring”
    Let poetry cause riots!
    Let poetry seduce until hundreds of naked women are making immaculate conception with the Poet!
    Let poetry murder as the Poet shanks everything boring with his pen-knife!
    All poems should be splattered in blood and pussy juices and cum!
    Each phrase of poetry should be a tidal wave splashing off the page!
    And the poem ends with guillotines going up-&-down and nuclear missiles shooting around the world!
    This phrase of poetry is a giant mushroom cloud!

    Copyright 2020 by Wolf Larsen
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    Brown, Red, Green
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    A million opera voices rise in a giant tidal wave out of the poem
    Then flying words fly out of the poem and the words fly around us like crazy insects
    Now buildings grow upside down out of the sky
    While the sky flies around the centuries
    Until up and down run off together hand-in-hand

    Copyright 2020 by Wolf Larsen
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    A Wet Dream I Had
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    Giant penises riding around everywhere on four wheels
    Are shooting asteroids at each other
    While endless Ronald McDonald clowns are riding giant hamburgers through the air
    And all the endless Ronald McDonald clowns crash all their giant hamburgers into moons & planets
    And the end of the poem shakes hands with the reader

    Copyright 2020 by Wolf Larsen
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    Monday Drinking with Punk Rock
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    A thousand years of youth are exploding everywhere
    The music is turning all the architecture into poetry
    The entire world is dripping in sex
    Tornadoes are jumping out of everyone’s penises
    Rivers of orgasms are flying out of everyone’s pussies
    While the phrases of poetry are running around each other faster-&-faster

    Copyright 2020 by Wolf Larsen

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    Wolf Love
    A love poem by Wolf Larsen

    My love
    I conquer the world with my pen-sword!
    So that I may give you the entire planet!
    I shall write exquisite poetry on all the walls of the world!
    With the dripping red blood of our enemies
    And the human race shall erect a beautiful temple of erotic art to honor us
    And this temple shall be built over a mountain of human skulls
    Ha! Ha! Ha!
    And you & I shall sit together on thrones of gold in this Temple of Love
    As the entire human race gets on its knees before us
    And the entire human race shall recite my poetry night & day to honor us
    And in our Temple of Love the Festivities of Immaculate Conception
    Will be performed for your eyes
    And you will watch from your Queenly Throne
    As my great Pen-Phallus
    Performs poetry with all the women of the world
    And the beautiful words of poetry in My Ballsack
    Will father the next generation of the human race
    And thereafter everyone who walks the earth
    Shall be the son or daughter of the Great Poet
    The Great God of Words: Wolf Larsen

    Copyright 2020 by Wolf Larsen
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    The Poet Murderer
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    I stab the English language over & over again with my Pen
    All the colors & words & imagery spurting out of the English language creates a new universe
    A new universe through which the reader is walking through now
    A universe of disease & poverty & war that infects the reader with death
    And then I the Poet smash the universe into pieces with a wrecking ball
    And I pull out my Pen-Phallus and I ejaculate & spurt a new universe of bright sensuous colors all over the faces of the human race

    Copyright 2020 by Wolf Larsen
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    A Québecois Wolf
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    I put the English language on the chopping block and I begin chopping it up
    I put a bomb in the middle of the English language and I blow it up into millions of pieces
    I turn the English language into an obscene sculpture
    And with my pen-phallus I **** the English language for the next thousand years

    Copyright 2020 by Wolf Larsen

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    Last edited by WolfLarsen; 10-16-2020 at 09:29 PM. Reason: To plant the Québecois flag on Shakespeare's plagiarist ***!
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    Everything Dancing Around Everything
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    The drummer keeps inventing giant new art movements every second
    The bass comes and changes the Earth’s orbit
    And now the planet Earth is revolving & revolving around your head
    And then the saxophone begins crashing everything together
    10,000 years of human history are flying out of the saxophone
    And all the children of the world begin dancing & dancing around the jazz band
    Meanwhile the drums are lost in some other solar system
    And then the drummer & bass & saxophone fly off in different directions
    And everything crashes around you

    Copyright 2020 by Wolf Larsen
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    Cool Two Mushrooming Poems & a Video

    Everything is Growing Out of Everything Else
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    Mushrooms are growing out of the words
    Words are growing out of our thoughts
    Our thoughts are growing all over the universe
    The universe is growing out of the mushrooms

    Copyright 2020 by Wolf Larsen

    Musical Mushrooms
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    Mushrooms are growing out of all the planets of the universe
    Words are growing out of the page
    Poetry is growing out of all the mushrooms

    Copyright 2020 by Wolf Larsen

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    Up & Down & Over & Around
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    The fast engine of insane imagery makes the poem run and run
    The poem is running around-and-around with its gears & wheels & levers
    The gears & wheels & levers are nouns & adjectives & verbs
    That are running a conveyor belt of poetry that stretches across the universe
    A universe of languages & planets & sexual imagery built on top & around & inside the poem
    Whose poetry engine is a bunch of words running & running around each other
    Until the Poet shuts off the poem
    Because the Poet is the Grand Mechanic of the Universe

    Copyright 2020 by Wolf Larsen
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