I’ve read that global warming
Is saving us from the next ice age
Already overdue
That we need a new plague
To curb the population explosion
That all news is fake news
That god created the world
And bacon will kill you.
I cowered as a child of the Cold War
The nuclear bombs were coming,
F uck all that.
The fat lady is a mute
Laugh at life
You’ll never get out alive.
Feel no fear.