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  1. Thread: Alfie

    by Hawkman
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    What's it all about...?

    What's it all about...?
  2. Thread: Nettles

    by Hawkman
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    "We lived upon nettles, when nettles were good,...

    "We lived upon nettles, when nettles were good,
    And Waterloo porridge was the best of our food"

    Traditional, "The Four Loom Weaver"
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    Still not gone, then? Be well. Post on..

    Still not gone, then? Be well. Post on..
  4. Thread: Tick tock.

    by Hawkman
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    Tick-tock, tick-tock, waiting for death. Why do...

    Tick-tock, tick-tock, waiting for death.
    Why do we wait so long?
    It seems to take for ever
    to run out of breath...
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    "Sharp and witty stars..." & equating the...

    "Sharp and witty stars..." & equating the countertop appliance to "an abandoned wife" are particularly memorable in this little gem. Much enjoyed.

    Live and be well - H
  6. Thread: Pam

    by Hawkman
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    Pam cleans her teeth with dog chews. PS Peel...

    Pam cleans her teeth with dog chews.

    PS Peel me a grape while you're at it... :D
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    Impeachment

    Impeachment
  8. Thread: Pam

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    Pam 9890

    Pam 9890
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    Thanks, JB. But I've decided to save time and...

    Thanks, JB. But I've decided to save time and just not bother to post my work here anymore. Live long and prosper. H
  10. Thread: Pam

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    Pam eats only Brussels sprouts, when unable to...

    Pam eats only Brussels sprouts, when unable to slake her hunger for the brains of cops and paramedics!
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    Waiting for Dawn

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  12. Thread: Pam

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    :D :D :D Pam always needs a post prandial nap...

    :D :D :D

    Pam always needs a post prandial nap after consuming her third roasted bald eagle.
  13. Thread: Pam

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    Pam has a squadron of robot penguins to herd...

    Pam has a squadron of robot penguins to herd children into play pens
  14. Thread: Pam

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    Pam employs zombies as baristas in his chain of...

    Pam employs zombies as baristas in his chain of franchise coffee shops.
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    I remember one day at junior school. We were...

    I remember one day at junior school. We were treated the red balloon by Albert Lamorisse a 16mm print. Enthralling film to an 11 year old. Your lines took me to that moment. Thanks, JB.

    Live and...
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    Shadow light: thanks for reading. Glad you...

    Shadow light: thanks for reading. Glad you enjoyed it.

    Live and be well - H
  17. Thread: Pam

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    Pam has Swamp Thing, by The Grid, permanently on...

    Pam has Swamp Thing, by The Grid, permanently on replay, to help her get through her day.
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FFvvLuomw0Y
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    Anytime, kiz. Thanks for reading :cheers2:

    Anytime, kiz. Thanks for reading :cheers2:
  19. Thread: Pam

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    Pam buys all her meat at the pet shop.

    Pam buys all her meat at the pet shop.
  20. Thread: Pam

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    Pam bribes dwarves with rat burgers so she can...

    Pam bribes dwarves with rat burgers so she can get a discount on repairs to her broomstick :D
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    Comrade Hadson. Thanks for stopping by. Glad you...

    Comrade Hadson. Thanks for stopping by. Glad you enjoyed it.

    Live and be well - H
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    Hi Auntie, There are times when I would really...

    Hi Auntie,

    There are times when I would really like to party, and, had I the resources, I'd enjoy throwing one that allowed for a bit of dressing up. Halloween has a nice witchy theme, and...
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    Seasonal bump...

    Seasonal bump...
  24. Thread: Pam

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    If only! :D Pam has the world's largest...

    If only! :D

    Pam has the world's largest collection of of Elvis records which she keeps hidden behind a wall of hamburgers.
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    Glad to hear it, thanks kiz...

    Glad to hear it, thanks kiz...
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