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  1. Warning: Do NOT read this if you have a problem...

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    I Want Some Jism in My Red-White-&-Blue
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    So the Mona Lisa & Michelangelo’s...
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    Sword! Poetry! Blood!
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    The world was created to be conquered by me!
    Every...
  3. Weekend Wacky! A poem by Wolf Larsen Zwaaps...

    Weekend Wacky!
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    Zwaaps go bing-bing with lots of crazy!
    But who-who-who can ha-ha-ha with the cicadas?
    Because we be boppin’ & fnoopin’!
    Hey, you got some snooooooort?...
  4. Me! Conquer! A poem by Wolf Larsen I conquer...

    Me! Conquer!
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    I conquer the moon with my spermatozoa!
    Then I pull down my pants and moon the human race!
    Then I began slashing through the art world with my sword!
    I piss...
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    Some Yesterday For Today!
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    Poems are made of fried-up brains
    On days when...
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    Plop-in-the-Blop Super Cannibal Cow!
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    Hey alligator, you up for some down?...
  7. South Side Poem With Some Outer Space! A poem by...

    South Side Poem With Some Outer Space!
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    Here at the end of the world
    We exchange all the diseases of our imaginations
    We erect giant glorious statues to honor our...
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    Testicle! Booty! Now!
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    I will rescue the pigeons from the blue sky!
    I will...
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    Wolf on the Prowl Again
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    I stab my knife through all of Andy Warholís...
  10. Saturday-Night-Baby-Making-Symphony! A poem by...

    Saturday-Night-Baby-Making-Symphony!
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    Let’s jump off into the abyss of everything!
    Let’s do the impossible with the possible!
    We’ll become drummers crashing this & that...
  11. Manhattan! Manhattan! Manhattan! A poem by Wolf...

    Manhattan! Manhattan! Manhattan!
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    I take the subway train into a vast painting
    A vast painting spurting & splashing Manhattan all over the place
    The actors in this painting...
  12. You Down to the Up? A poem by Wolf Larsen You...

    You Down to the Up?
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    You be jumping around yourself
    The sky flies around you and into your head
    You pee the sky around the universe
    While the music jumps under you and...
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    Porno God on Mars!
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    I have space aliens in my penis!
    I am so penis that...
  14. I Moon the Human Race - Poems by Wolf Larsen

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    A Wolf is a Wolf
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    I reach up to heaven and I strangle God to death
    I jump...
  15. The poems on this thread will be self-published...

    The poems on this thread will be self-published as a book of poetry under the title: "Impossible Songs for a Fart Machine"
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    The Orgies of a New Religion
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    There is no god but Wolf Larsen!
    All the...
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    Iím Somebody Else!
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    SPLAT! BLUP! SCHMIPPEEEEEE!
    What is the wrong of the up?
    How blam-blam-blam is all the everything?
    Are we schizophrenic blabbering manikins?
    Or are we...
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    Gloria Steinem & Jerry Falwell in a 69 Together
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    Suddenly humongous breasts...
  19. Thread: Landline

    by WolfLarsen
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    I liked it. Nostalgia. Thank you.

    I liked it. Nostalgia. Thank you.
  20. Warning: Do NOT read this if you have a problem...

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    A Big Wrecking Ball With Nipples All Over It!
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    I demand a new language!
    Tits...
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    A Canvas of Spermatozoa
    a poem by Wolf Larsen

    Everything in the world is dripping with me
    Because My Penis is a god!
    With my...
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    Sitting By a River of Fire
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    I’m creating the New York City skyline with 1000...
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    Cumming This Thursday! World-Wide Orgies!
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    I slash you with the violin
    The...
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    My English Teacher Sucking My Dick
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    A colon & a semi-colon were in bed makiní...
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    The Grand Canyon is a Giant Vagina!
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    A poem is percolating in the balls of...
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