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    Incest on the Space Station with Three Donkeys!...

    Incest on the Space Station with Three Donkeys!
    a poem by Wolf Larsen

    I sing with an orchestra of wild animals behind me!
    The ten million Poets in my ballsack are also singing!
    And the birds in...
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    What the Angry Man on the Subway is Thinking......

    What the Angry Man on the Subway is Thinking...
    a poem by Wolf Larsen

    Hundreds and then thousands and then millions and billions of me's
    All jump
    out of My Penis & my ears & my nose & my mouth...
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    I am the center of the universe! a poem by the...

    I am the center of the universe!
    a poem by the Hardhat god his Blue Collar majesty Wolf Larsen

    I float in the center of the universe...
    and I write the poem that charges across history!
    I...
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    Joe McCarthy Kissing All Our Asses a poem by...

    Joe McCarthy Kissing All Our Asses
    a poem by Wolf Larsen

    Joe McCarthy kisses the saxophone player's ***!
    As the drums play e-v-e-r-y-t-h-i-n-g CRASHING into pieces -
    And the saxophone player...
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    Hardhat, Sledgehammer, & Pen! a poem by Wolf...

    Hardhat, Sledgehammer, & Pen!
    a poem by Wolf Larsen

    All the dogs on the planet are hooooowling together...
    As the saxophone plays guillotines across the world going up-&-down!
    And then the...
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    I Steal god! a poem by the Great...

    I Steal god!
    a poem by the Great Transvestite-Vampire-Emperor Wolf Larsen

    I put all all the tornadoes on a leash and turn them all into my pets!
    I Wolf Larsen am the god in your testicles!
    I am...
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    Humongous Pubic Hairs are Growing out of all the...

    Humongous Pubic Hairs are Growing out of all the Walls Around Us!!
    a poem by the Blueberry Prince of Sperm Wolf Larsen

    Caligula is a penis god!
    So Tomorrow Caligula will bless Chicago with Roman...
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    Thousands of drunken-space-aliens daaancing on...

    Thousands of drunken-space-aliens daaancing on the Head of My Penis!
    a poem by Wolf Larsen

    Sing the house music to the cRaCk-cOcaiNe-kanGarOOs!
    Sing drunken skies to all the dinosaurs!
    Jump the...
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    The grasshoppers with Huge Testicles Singing...

    The grasshoppers with Huge Testicles Singing Opera Together!
    a poem by Wolf Larsen

    Ding-dong-yoppy-zoooonggg!
    Let's Pray to the spermatozoa in our ballsacks!
    Flip Flop hoppy-zoongy-now!...
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    The Sexy Sheep of the Musical Universe in the...

    The Sexy Sheep of the Musical Universe in the Sky!
    a poem by Wolf Larsen

    I procreate with all the space aliens in the universe!
    And later my babies are ten-thousand...
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    Immaculate Conception with the Poet-god!!! a...

    Immaculate Conception with the Poet-god!!!
    a poem by Wolf Larsen

    I ejaculate a poem unto the page!
    My spermatozoa are magical words!
    And my magical words create a deranged joy!
    My poetry...
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    Drums & Jazz horn on a Thousand Planets Together!...

    Drums & Jazz horn on a Thousand Planets Together!
    a poem by Wolf Larsen

    Let a thousand poems run around each other
    in a jazz madness!
    Let us all dance naked on other planets
    to all the music...
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    Kiss the Approaching Mushroom Clouds with Music!...

    Kiss the Approaching Mushroom Clouds with Music!
    a poem by Wolf Larsen

    Only Dizzy Gillespie can save us
    from the mushroom clouds!
    Only the gods of the public toilet
    can save us from flying...
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    I want to sing all my STDs to you! a poem by...

    I want to sing all my STDs to you!
    a poem by Wolf Larsen

    I want to sing all my STDs to you!
    I want my tongue in your vagina to be the greatest religion!
    Dizzy Gillespie is my god with a jazz...
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    The Voices in your Genitals The world flies...

    The Voices in your Genitals

    The world flies around the music -
    and the music flies around the world -
    And the SCREAMING vocals create new paintings -
    And the people crawl out of the...
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    The Delicious People inside Your Stomach My...

    The Delicious People inside Your Stomach

    My brains are a construction site!
    The construction cranes growing inside my brains -
    The hundreds of years of war festering in my brains -
    the whole...
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    A Couple More Poems!

    Thank you guys for your comments! No, there is no significance to the r not being capitalized.

    The Psychotic Architecture of Our brains
    By Wolf Larsen

    The Psychotic architecture jumps all...
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    God is Drunk on Abstract Expressionism! by Wolf...

    God is Drunk on Abstract Expressionism!
    by Wolf Larsen

    On the subway train I pull out my Pen-Phallus for all to seeee!
    And I scream that I am the god of this subway car!
    And that's when...
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    Menage-a-trios of Clarinet, Harp, & Piano... ...

    Menage-a-trios of Clarinet, Harp, & Piano...

    My insanity is the only sanity!
    My bullets are the only love!
    My World War 3 is the only peace!


    Copyright 2019 by Wolf Larsen
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    Strawberry, Jazz Saxophone, Orgy!

    Strawberry, Jazz Saxophone, Orgy!
    by Wolf Larsen

    The Amazon River jumps over the universe -
    and around the Chicago River -
    and into this poem!
    While the saxophone plays this phrase of poetry...
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    Penis-Christmas-Story!

    Penis-Christmas-Story!

    Tens of millions of pedophile priests in My Testicles
    begin jumping out of all the subway trains flying out of my ears
    while your naked mother on top of the christmas tree...
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    A Planet You Visited in Your Dreams...

    A Planet You Visited in Your Dreams...
    by Wolf Larsen

    The fish swim through the song
    and into my head -
    causing tens of thousands of skyscrapers to jump out of my penis -
    and then millions of...
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    ALL yoUr bEllYbuTTons aRe tAlKing tO mE!!!!

    ALL yoUr bEllYbuTTons aRe tAlKing tO mE!!!!
    by Wolf Larsen

    I pull out my Pen-phallus
    and I ejaculate classical music at the moon!
    I tear myself in half
    and the two halves of myself dance with...
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    Wolf Larsen Stands On Top of Mount Everest

    Wolf Larsen Stands On Top of Mount Everest and
    Recites the Bop of the Boiiiing of the Skippy Peanut Butter!
    a poem by Wolf Larsen the Purple King of Celestial Sex Goddesses is Beautiful!

    I am...
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    Tomorrow is Delicious Now!

    Tomorrow is Delicious Now!
    by Wolf Larsen

    Michael Jackson dancing with the mushroom clouds
    is my Savoir!
    I kiss the music!
    Michael Jackson conducting the Subway-Train-Symphony-Orchestra
    And...
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