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Zwoops! Bloops for the Beep Beep!
A poem by Wolf Larsen

My mind is the greatest booty hole!
And now it’s nipples for breakfast!
Because cities of dreams are cumming!
And now we eat our...

Zips! Blups! Hey!
A poem by Wolf Larsen

Streets are flying around your head
Bouncing and bouncing words are everywhere
Even the skyscrapers are smiling
A thousand symphonies suddenly fly by...

Where Did You Hide the Planet Earth?
A poem by Wolf Larsen

Toilets of freedom!
Big anus of liberty!
What fresh strawberries in the butt are you talking about now?
What schizophrenia is up for...

Warning: Do NOT read this if you have a problem with obscenity, or if you are very religious.

Booty Culture for Poetry WOW!
A poem by Wolf Larsen

Nipples!
I want lots of nipples all over the...

Blips & Blaps to Blup With!
A poem by Wolf Larsen

The words are itching all over the page
And flying bullets are blessing the sunshine with joy
The color blue is splashing around your head
And...

Erections for Everybody Now! I Promise! Vote for Athlete’s Foot!
A poem by Wolf Larsen

Eat schizophrenic words!
Build the giant penis temples
For the orgies of the future!
Let’s eat doo-doo &...

Thank you Tailor! Next poem:

Rushing!
A poem by Wolf Larsen

Cities jumping around each other!
River & sky flowing in your dreams
Monsters flying from one dream to another
Trains...

Build the Great New Weird & Crazy!
A poem by Wolf Larsen

Build phrases of poetry as big as a thousand universes!
Flip your brains over!
A million civilizations inside your head!
Attack!...

Poo-Poo! Poo-Poo! Poo-Poo!
A poem by Wolf Larsen

I must poo-poo airplanes out of my butt
Otherwise a thousand nuclear missiles will hit me in the face
With vaginas & nipples & booty holes...

Deranged, self-obsessed, & narcissistic: why does everybody call me that? It must be everybody else (ha ha ha). The next poem:

Dandelions Growing Out of Our Brains
A poem by Wolf Larsen

I love...

Thank you Nikolai. You are very kind in calling me a "genius", as I was the dumbest guy on a construction site once. But I was also the strongest guy there. (I ain't the strongest guy around...

Escape! Jump! You!
A poem by Wolf Larsen

Help!
Help the polar bears dancing on Mars!
Brains growing everywhere in these meteor showers!
Escape!
Escape to the thoughts of space aliens!
Jump!...

Gong! Gong! Gong!
A poem by Wolf Larsen

Words are brewing in the poem
The bells summon the words to life
The poem bangs & crashes its way out of its shell
The poem flies in all directions...

200 Nations – 200 Revolutions of Poetry Across the Earth
A poem by Wolf Larsen

All the planets are burning with love
As across the earth ruling classes crumble & crash into dust
And the...

The Mind Wants to Conquer
A poem by Wolf Larsen

This poem is a journey into eternity
Huge emptiness
Everything sleeps
Except you
You drive the poem across solar system after solar system
You...

Thank you Nikolai. And thank you for the humor. I always enjoy a good giggle.

Delicious You!
A poem by Wolf Larsen

Wild extraterrestrial animals are jumping out of everything!
Because I love tornadoes!
And the silly symphonies are being cooked up in the sex kitchens...

Warning: do NOT read this if you have a problem with obscenity, or if you are very religious.

All the Poetry in Your Butt!
A poem by Wolf Larsen

Doggy-doggy testicles now!
Because this...

Zonga! Lots of Plop! You!
A poem by Wolf Larsen

The bombs are crashing through the English language
Houses are flying all around you
Pink soldiers are skipping down the street
Planets are...

The Orchestra of Happy
A poem by Wolf Larsen

Words & skyscrapers are jumping everywhere!
And the saxophone is exploding Chinese letters everywhere!
Then zwips be whipping by!
Huge Statue of...

The Fatherland! Sexy Feet! Now!
A poem by Wolf Larsen

Some raspberry blah-blah-blah with space alien cum juices?
Some Nobel Prize winning testicles on cum-in-my-face Mondays?
What...

I Graffiti the World With My Poetry!
A poem by Wolf Larsen

I am the Penis of the world!
I raise my arms and the universe jumps up!
All eyes are my eyes!
All hands are my hands!
Wolf Larsen is...

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Hi! Herpes! Everybody!
A poem by Wolf Larsen

Poems are attacking the human race!
Huge intergalactic tornadoes are cumming to our solar system!
Crazy spermatozoa are hiding everywhere!
What...

Saturn’s Rings Are Cumming to You!
A poem by Wolf Larsen

Penis invasions from outer space!
Whooaaa to the whipping to the whooomp!
Nuclear missiles to the Garden of Eden!
Do you love me with...