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    A Little Bit Of Humour # 294

    ALCOHOLIC CHEESE # 2

    If a cheese likes to drink
    And its dependence is clear
    It has a drinking problem
    And will go by the name Morbier

    BEST BEFORE 1980 # 7

    I think I may be past my best
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    A Little Bit Of Humour # 293

    21st CENTURY NURSERY RHYMES # 435

    Old King Cole
    Was a merry old soul,
    But when he sobered up
    He was an arsehole

    MIDDLE EASTERN CHEESE

    Two thousand years ago
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    A Little Bit Of Humour # 292

    21st CENTURY NURSERY RHYMES # 434

    There was an old woman of Leeds,
    Who spent her time in widows’ weeds;
    She mourned for her team
    And premier league dream
    This hopeful old woman of Leeds!
    ...
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    A Little Bit Of Humour # 291

    ALCOHOLIC CHEESE # 1

    If a cheese is tempted to drink
    Too much, it should not
    Because if it does succumb
    It is at risk of Livarot

    BEST BEFORE 1980 # 4

    I use the phrase “the one from the tv”
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    A Little Bit Of Humour # 290

    CHEESE BITES

    Even cannibals like cheese
    After all it will always please
    And their particular partiality
    Is for Limburger obviously

    THE MEAT MARKETS ARE BUSY # 2

    The meat markets are busy
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    A Little Bit Of Humour # 289

    UNSTABLE CHEESE

    The most unstable cheese
    Curdled and quackers
    Will appear quite sane
    In between two crackers

    IF YOU WANT TO HAVE A SPACE PARTY

    If you want to have a Space party
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    A Little Bit Of Humour # 288

    WHAT'S E.T. SHORT FOR

    Somebody once said to me
    “What's E.T. short for?”
    I said I really didn’t know,
    Which was what he was hoping for,
    “He's only got little legs” he said
    Which I hadn’t...
  18. Thread: More Covid 19

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    Thanks Tailor, stay safe

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    More Covid 19

    SOCIAL DISTANCING AND SELF ISOLATION

    Social distancing and self-isolation
    Is not a difficult thing to implement
    When you’re in Wormwood Scrubs
    And placed in solitary confinement

    WE HAVE...
  20. Thread: Covid 19

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  21. Thread: Covid 19

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    A Little Bit Of Humour # 287

    SAD CHEESE

    Even dairy comestibles
    Are sometimes lacking glee
    And when at their lowest
    They are a very Blue cheese

    COMMENTATING ON EQUESTRIAN # 2

    At his first equestrian event
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    Covid 19

    WHAT TO CALL CORONAVIRUS

    The WHO don’t like
    Asian Virus or Chinese Flu
    So, what to call Coronavirus?
    Covid 19 won’t do
    Wuhan Virus? I think not
    So, I’m calling it Kung Flu

    THE WORLD HEALTH...
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    A Little Bit Of Humour # 286

    FEMINIST CHEESE

    Feminists once burned their bras
    Which understandably caused a stir
    But today we have a feminist cheese
    And it’s been named Germaine Gruyere

    ONE OF THE FOOTBALL SPECTATORS
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