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    Great Endings

    Hey everyone, I'm looking for some poetry (preferably modern) that has endings that you think are worthy of praise. Let the recommendations flow liberally.
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    hamburger, onion and rice made into meat balls in...

    hamburger, onion and rice made into meat balls in a red sauce, with spaghetti.
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    anyone around?

    anyone around?
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    I am totally manic right now. Wide awake, heart...

    I am totally manic right now. Wide awake, heart racing, full of energy. I have nothing to do, though.

    I am really tweaking out.
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    Millions of 8 year olds have breathed a sigh of...

    Millions of 8 year olds have breathed a sigh of relief.

    May he rest in pain.
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    fried rice (mixed with onions, green peppers and...

    fried rice (mixed with onions, green peppers and bacon)

    and lean chicken breast cooked on the George Foreman Grill.

    Corona with lime to drink.
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    nope. Would you, if things got bad enough...

    nope.

    Would you, if things got bad enough (envision holocaust) try to assassinate a political figure?
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    1 bottle of wine, one bottle of corona, 1/2...

    1 bottle of wine, one bottle of corona, 1/2 bottle of whiskey.

    Singing: The supreme fascist loves all the little epsilons, all the epsilons in the world!
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    At a time when I was less manipulative, I...

    At a time when I was less manipulative, I encountered what seems to be a similar task. Now, I would sabotage and manipulate it to my advantage, and **** the moral outrage.

    I am currently...
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    fish: covered in flour, then in egg, then in...

    fish: covered in flour, then in egg, then in cornmeal and fried in vegetable oil.

    Homemade tarter sauce (mayonaise, pickles, pickle juice, lemon juice, onions, horseradish)

    Steamed rice
    ...
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    they always say we're just friends.

    they always say we're just friends.
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    *shrug. My little warning seems to be working....

    *shrug.

    My little warning seems to be working.

    We'll see if it lasts. If not, maybe plastic owls will adorn my roof.
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    let's face it: lonely.

    let's face it: lonely.
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    I'm eyeing a half-gallon bottle of black velvet. ...

    I'm eyeing a half-gallon bottle of black velvet.

    I'm so bored that I am thinking of trying to make a dent in that beast.
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    Posting here, because it is stereotypically...

    Posting here, because it is stereotypically manly.

    So woodpeckers keep on putting holes in my house, so my family has been at war with them for a while. I just shot one with a crossbow.
    ...
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    Swearing like sailors, drinking like fish,...

    Swearing like sailors, drinking like fish, smoking like chimneys.... A plus, a plus, and a neutral! *shrug

    Some guys are so picky. Oh well, it makes it easier for the rest of us.
  17. the secretary from All the Kings Men.... what was...

    the secretary from All the Kings Men.... what was her name? She'd fit.
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    She played hard and fast, and with my ex-best...

    She played hard and fast, and with my ex-best friends

    tell me a 12 word story.
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    who said, "...a demon's demon"

    "I am fear, I am hate, and I am rage. I am a demon's demon.
    I loathe and despise you.
    You are alive, where I am no longer.
    I shall make you suffer for what you are, as I suffer for what I am."
    ...
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    Poll: a bit political, isn't it?

    a bit political, isn't it?
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    *treasures*

    *treasures*
  22. inability to edit really old posts

    Hey, guys, I think maybe I'm just being incompetent here, but I'd like to edit some old posts, specifically some poems i've posted in my Oh Noetry thread (see link in my signature)

    I can't seem to...
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    I'm not sure how high of life MIller HIgh Life...

    I'm not sure how high of life MIller HIgh Life is, but it'll have to do... good thing I have Bushmills as a chaser.
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    I could use a cold beer.

    I could use a cold beer.
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    roast beef with caramelized onions with fried...

    roast beef with caramelized onions with fried jalapeños and garlic mixed in. Boiled potatoes and carrots with a bit of horse radish.
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