Thanks Tailor
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SANTA’S HELPERS HAVE A CRICKET TEAM
Santa’s Helpers have a cricket team
And they play when they can
They have no problem getting numbers
And the substitute is twelf man
IN SANTA’S CHRISTMAS...
MY MUM HAS A TERRIBLE PROBLEM
My mum has a terrible problem
“Please get help” I implore her
Because she suffers from OCD
Obsessive Christmas Disorder
ADOLPH HITLER REALLY LOVED CHRISTMAS
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HUMEROUS HAIKU # 5
I tuck my knees in
To my chest and lean forward.
That’s just how I roll
CROWS HAVE FOUR WING FEATHERS
Crows have four wing feathers,
Ravens have five,
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HUMEROUS HAIKU # 6
The left eye once said
To the right eye, Between you
And me, something smells
MY DOCTOR TOLD ME TO DO SOMETHING
My doctor told me to do something
That leaves me...
HUMEROUS HAIKU # 7
God’s cruelest joke: when
Men figure how women work:
His manhood doesn’t
A YOUNGER MEMBER OF STAFF
A younger member of staff
Caused something of a melee
OLD AGE SUCKS # 1
I sat down on a park bench
So, I could pull up my socks
Sadly, I wasn’t wearing any
God getting old really sucks
I KNOW I’M GETTING OLD # 4
I know I’m getting old
YOU MUSTN’T LET AGEING GET YOU DOWN
You mustn’t let ageing get you down
Its something you just have to face
And let’s not forget how hard it was
Getting yourself up in the first place
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Thanks Tailor, I've not read the Bridge Builders, I will make a point of searching it out.
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I’M SOMETHING OF A JOKER # 9
I’m something of a joker
But being a comic is tough
I have a microbiology joke,
But it’s not cultured enough
THE EARLY BIRD GETS THE WORM
The early bird...
I’M SOMETHING OF A JOKER # 8
I’m something of a joker
In fact I’m really comical
I have an experimental joke
But laughs aren’t reproducible
MY FAVOURITE COMEDIAN IS A DUCK
My favourite...
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I’M SOMETHING OF A JOKER # 7
I’m something of a joker
In fact I’m a crazy comic
I have an experimental joke
Sadly it’s a bit formulaic
PRISSY LEGHORN CROSSED THE ROAD
Prissy Leghorn...
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I’M SOMETHING OF A JOKER # 6
I’m something of a joker
In fact I’m a comedy clown
I have a primatology joke
As I like to monkey around
IF YOU NEVER WENT TO CHURCH
If you never went to...
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I’M SOMETHING OF A JOKER # 5
I’m something of a joker
People think I’m a funny man
I’ve a Palaeoanthropology joke
But to be fare it’s an Oldowan
PUT THE CAT OUT
“Can you put the cat out?”
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I’M SOMETHING OF A JOKER # 4
I’m something of a joker
I wouldn’t stop at any price
I even have a Geology joke
But to be fare it’s not gneiss
BLACK AND WHITE STRIPED STOCKINGS
Black and...