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See I leave you five minutes alone with my southern collleagues and they give you Marmite poisoning. You might think they are nice, farmers,teachers, Art historians what could possibly go wrong? Next...

Just saw the Xmas play, what can I say..... It is right up there with Springtime for Hitler. Minstrel in the Gallery was a nice touch and thanks for the wine G.G it was greatly appreciated. Mrs Jocky...

Your on a roll Gilliatt.

Welcome aboard Abookinthebath, we can't keep calling you that , I will end up with repetitive strain syndrome on my typing finger. A word of friendly advice, when you enter the Cold Ale Lounge keep...

It goes without saying, welcome back Soundo. :banana:

A poor excuse of a Shakespearian sonnet for the xmas play.

Ahem! :

The wind doth blast up in the north
where yon Scot sits all of a quiver.
The Yuletide play draws quickly forth
shouldst he...

Yes he is.

Gilliatt, a little something to go with Mick's poem:

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Und eine kleine nachtmusik to help ease your suffering :
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If this doesn't tempt Soundo back then I am afraid we are lost guys :

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SjxY9rZwNGU&feature=related

Well it was a long wait but we finally did it.

I am impressed by the new clobber Paul only a class act would dress suitably for the Superhero weekend.

I hope you are right about Atheist.

"She didn't even say goodbye". :) That defeat by the Saint Louis Cardinals, apt name, has hit you harder than I thought. Never mind there is always the next game against them at home in Texas.This...

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Thanks for that. Ta Shur, apart from being a district in Afghanistan, approximates to he said or she said. Ta is one of these strange Mandarin pronouns which does not recognise gender. The...

You have lost me there Mick so I phoned my grandson who knows everything and repeated your words, he fell silent for a moment and said ;

"Granda that sounds like Mandarin to me and you should know...

Jamies l'espirit, Athee, ma famillie Ecossais et Chinois sont juste derriere vous.

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One would never dream of putting the mockers on New Zealand before a match of this magnitude but :

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z4LNjNXt1yM&feature=fvst

Whatever has happenned to Soundo? Perhaps she has become weary of us blokes. ;)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6-pmpgrYQgs

I have been doing a little research into this and contrary to my original surmise found out they are a baseball team and not a football one. The nearest thing we have to that over here is 'Rounders'....

Technically you are correct, he threw him headfirst to the ground from a great height but had the good manners to release him about six inches from impact. This would have done much to console the...

I suppose I will be in a minority of one, nothing unusual there , in pointing out that young Sam Warburton's tackle was deserving of the red card he got. It was a spear tackle, despite all the...

By all accounts it appears the Captain of the Rena is about to be transferred to a new post much more commensurate to his maritime abilities. Henceforth he is to be known as 42, serves the hapless...

I hope all is well with you and your family and that the viral tracheitis has run its course. Dont worry about us as our cold climate kills most viruses stone dead, unfortunately it has the same...

The perfect remedy for prostrate problems and those nightmares about nasty Scotsmen :

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_LdVbOlkMlU

Anyone for a dip the waters fine ?
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The talk of rugby league is interesting in the intellectual sense. In Scotland we can appreciate the merit of knocking seven bells out of our opponenents until the sixth tackle when one gets the...

I will be there Paul you will recognize me straight away by the tears streaming
down my kilt. I have finally came to terms with my country's humiliating exit from the rugby union world cup. Thank...