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    Thank you for that, mona, at 52 I attest you've...

    Thank you for that, mona, at 52 I attest you've nailed it. And I thank you, Danik, for laughing at my poultry attempts at being witty. Oh you beauty, Lokasenna, always arriving just in time like Han...
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    There is an underlying logic to all of these,...

    There is an underlying logic to all of these, Manichaean, but this last one...I just don't see it. :biggrinjester:
    Also, how does one test a potato to see if it's Polish? Hold a kielbasa...
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    Well Pompey Bum might. He's shy about this sort...

    Well Pompey Bum might. He's shy about this sort of thing. Not keen to admit it. But get a couple of bottles of merlot into him and you wouldn't believe what you learn.
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    Quote Python again, PB, and it's passion fruit...

    Quote Python again, PB, and it's passion fruit time for you.
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    You think he was unhappy about this, eh? Think of...

    You think he was unhappy about this, eh? Think of what it did for his social life. After watching one or two adult films, I can tell you that for a man, anything to do with bigness only works in his...
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    Boy, did you hit the nail on the head with that...

    Boy, did you hit the nail on the head with that point about people overdoing superlatives. Not only is this true, it is absolutely the single most incredible, earth-shattering phenomenon there is. :D...
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    Lokasenna!!!! Having you back is cause for...

    Lokasenna!!!! Having you back is cause for celebration. Tis the reason I clicked on this thread. Dear oh dear, do grace more of our games with your learned presence.
    Now then...
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  9. Dad? Hm. So much for that idea. Meantime...

    <gulp> Dad? Hm. So much for that idea. Meantime there is the question of bunker food, i.e., the kind of food that will survive long-term storage, as well as chemical, biological and nuclear attack....
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    Senate: When you get senate you start forgetting...

    Senate: When you get senate you start forgetting things...no, wait, is that senile? No, no, it's Seneca. Lucius Annaeus Seneca, often known as Seneca the Younger. Senate is when you're Seneca.

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    Started watching High-Rise a couple of nights...

    Started watching High-Rise a couple of nights ago, because Tom Hiddleston (much to his chagrin, I should think) is in it and the description sounded semi-interesting. Suffice it to say, run, and I...
  12. :( You just had to do it, didn't you. You had to...

    :( You just had to do it, didn't you. You had to point out the fly in the ointment. Get it? Fly? Swatter? :lol:

    You make a good point, reminiscent of Benjamin Franklin's observation...
  13. The Leones. You learn fast, Danik, I like that....

    The Leones. You learn fast, Danik, I like that. You're right, though, about the scene being pic worthy, and also you made me realize I should really make one of the Leones run around with the fly...
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    It's funny, yes, and has some wisdom, too, but I...

    It's funny, yes, and has some wisdom, too, but I like my version better in which, when the barber asks the boy the question, the boy pulls out two 9" knitting needles and plunges them straight...
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    One is grateful to Pam for causing one to look up...

    One is grateful to Pam for causing one to look up the name pooka, for in doing so one read 'the mere sight of it may prevent hens laying their eggs or cows giving milk,' thus confirming to one the...
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    Cussing: Something normal people do and don't...

    Cussing: Something normal people do and don't worry about. Pendragon, I would say that I, who watch porn regularly and sometimes cuss like a sailor, am less preoccupied with either than you seem to...
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    Black holes. I don't know what people see in them.

    Black holes. I don't know what people see in them.
  18. A fly swatter. Would be a pity to be chillin' in...

    A fly swatter. Would be a pity to be chillin' in your beautifully appointed bunker, sipping a mojito on the couch, a babe under each arm, in front of your 72" Ultra HD display with surround sound...
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    Roaming: Something for which cellular providers...

    Roaming: Something for which cellular providers charge you an obscene, nay criminal amount of money, as I recently found out during a trip to Europe. The villains should be drawn and quartered for...
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    Equal: A concept so fundamental to Western...

    Equal: A concept so fundamental to Western societies children are fed it with their mother's milk. The premise that all humans are born equal is the foundation of our political rights. Unfortunately,...
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    Poseidon: Basis of one of the most ubiquitous...

    Poseidon: Basis of one of the most ubiquitous Irwin Allen disaster movies of the 70s, which gave birth to a ghastly song called The Morning After which one had to dig a bunker to avoid hearing. Oh,...
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    Apparently, one in five people in the world are...

    Apparently, one in five people in the world are Chinese. And there are five people in my family, so it must be one of them. It's either my mum, my dad, my older brother Colin, or my younger brother...
  23. Don't forget jellybeans: ...

    Don't forget jellybeans:

    https://c4.staticflickr.com/8/7530/28729382195_e8067da6da.jpgjellybeans by Archibald Heatherington Nasty-Face, on Flickr
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    Ebonics: One of the four horsemen of the...

    Ebonics: One of the four horsemen of the apocalypse. We should have known then that the end was quite seriously nigh.

    Tuna on Rye with Lettuce and Tomato:
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    So today I took a trip out to Cold Spring, NY,...

    So today I took a trip out to Cold Spring, NY, which lies on the lazy Hudson. Viz:

    https://c2.staticflickr.com/9/8665/28088617033_d7e8faa7e8.jpgCold Spring Hudson by Archibald Heatherington...
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