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    Sorry to hear that, How is the right side of your...

    Sorry to hear that, How is the right side of your head?
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    Greetings Gilliatt, Yes, I was feeling a mite...

    Greetings Gilliatt, Yes, I was feeling a mite nostalgic myself; but where are all the blokes...the seats of this pub have started to get dusty...Ah, I see some of our fellows are off debating...
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    Look at this, I disappear for a while and all...

    Look at this, I disappear for a while and all sorts of blokes start drinking at my table...pour me some of the good stuff Atheist!
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    Did you check to see if he put on a chastity belt...

    Did you check to see if he put on a chastity belt too? My dad used to get guys addresses and phone numbers before they took me out...
    then they would drive up at night and practically push me out so...
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    Yeah, what is it with guys and hair, I almost...

    Yeah, what is it with guys and hair, I almost hung a few fellows in my locks during back seat tango.
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    I knew you were the man for me...look at all that...

    I knew you were the man for me...look at all that seat room. I don't suppose you would let me take that honey for a ride? I guess that was 8 cylinders...how fast is it?



    Ah, we ladies love the...
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    QUOTE=The Atheist;1221577]Brrrr. Whatever you do,...

    QUOTE=The Atheist;1221577]Brrrr. Whatever you do, don't do that.

    One thing I have noticed is that tolerance for cold decreases with age. What you need to lose is the humidity.

    That Mojave...
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    Laudy, I'm a bringin that Julep as fas as ah...

    Laudy, I'm a bringin that Julep as fas as ah can....Well, don't understand a thing about dew points. All I know is that today, when I visited the laundry, my pants were stickin to my waist and other...
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    It's been a bit better here lately, raining every...

    It's been a bit better here lately, raining every day. Of course, I don't feel like doing anything when it rains.. Cold drinks don't sweat huh...I wonder if they do in England...how about it guys. I...
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    Thanks, Atheist, It's good to be back. Yeah, a...

    Thanks, Atheist, It's good to be back. Yeah, a while back I decided to meet some of the relatives I hadn't seen since I was a kid to see if they grew up all right...wow, after meeting the rest of my...
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    Sorry I was away for awhile guys, my dad died and...

    Sorry I was away for awhile guys, my dad died and I was feeling .... hum, sorry I had to visit my relatives...yep, that was it. He was an ornery old cuss who lived until he was 90, worked every day...
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    Never quite get the Cirque De Sole...well,...

    Never quite get the Cirque De Sole...well, whatever they are called; I guess it's a bit too sophisticated for me. I took Silent to the Circus when she was a child, I found myself noticing the flies...
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    Found a good deal of catering and...

    Found a good deal of catering and entertainment...she's not Shakira, but.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yjTpeD5kAdo&NR=1&feature=endscreen.
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    I used to get so nervous with interviews that I...

    I used to get so nervous with interviews that I would start getting sick to my stomach. At one point, I took a pill for my stomach and fell asleep in the interview. I had another as a school nurse,...
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    Thank you, Atheist, I think Pam will look perfect...

    Thank you, Atheist, I think Pam will look perfect somewhere with Geraniums around her. I hear she plans to invite Tommy Lee, they'll probably be smoking the geraniums and drinking all the poor grade...
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    Oh Gosh, I would not be able to look at anything...

    Oh Gosh, I would not be able to look at anything except the breast feeding....I thought I had some bad interviews; but yours tops it.

    I find that it is much harder for me to go on interviews as I...
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    [ Wow, I didn't realize how pretty the other...

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    Wow, I didn't realize how pretty the other girls were...I wonder why we got so distracted by Pams assessories...I didn't know the guys from "Jersey Shore" were on Bay Watch...


    NO, I'm...
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    Interesting thought, Osho. For myself, I find as...

    Interesting thought, Osho. For myself, I find as I get older, I am fatigued by taking care of others needs; so while I would enjoy intimate companionship, I am reminded that it is a two-way street....
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    I always say, there is a South park for every...

    I always say, there is a South park for every occasion.
    http://www.southparkstudios.com/clips/104263/the-boys-pee-on-their-teacher
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    So good to see the men are all warmed with...

    So good to see the men are all warmed with Drambouie. Ah yes, watermelon seed spitting does sound a bit more equal opportunity; though, I'm not sure we grow watermelons with seeds anymore.
    Oh guys,...
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    Didn't I tell you, dementia is hereditary... ...

    Didn't I tell you, dementia is hereditary...

    Have you noticed all the best American singers wind up in sex scandals....now it's Elmo.



    Well, I'm about to run to work; but I will definitely...
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    Love Ron White...the whole blue collar comedy...

    Love Ron White...the whole blue collar comedy team actually

    Okay, so was the Boston Bombing a religious thing again....All I've seen on computer news is this thing for several days...pictures of...
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    I guess time shouldn't matter, any party worth...

    I guess time shouldn't matter, any party worth having should go on for a week. How about it Sancho, can "your ma and them" put us up for a spell?



    I'll bring daddies German Mauser....ah, brings...
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    It was delicious; but don't eat it just before...

    It was delicious; but don't eat it just before Sunday morning on the wooden pews.



    I think I made the wrong turn past Scarletts, last sign said Oakfenokee swamp...next thing I know, the car is...
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    I must admit, after trying to remove tons of...

    I must admit, after trying to remove tons of vines and dead leaves from under several overgrown trees in our yard and having one which likes to drop a few branches on the roof each hurricane; I am...
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