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    How I Became a Space Alien A poem by Wolf...

    How I Became a Space Alien
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    I write my symphonies with your blood
    I rip your head off your body and I devour your head
    I feed your castrated penis to all of the flying...
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    I second that!

    I second that!
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    Warning: do NOT read this if you have a problem...

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    Sunshine Music
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    The Immaculate Conception choir
    Is singing this poem to you
    And all of the store...
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    Hard Hat, Sledgehammer, & Pen
    a poem by Wolf Larsen

    I take a wrecking ball to the sky
    And I...
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    Warning: do NOT read this if you have a problem...

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    I am the Horniest Poet the World has ever Seen!
    a poem by Wolf Larsen

    I ejaculate my symphonies...
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    Springtime During the Plague A poem by Wolf...

    Springtime During the Plague
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    Everyone sticks their heads into the toilet
    And begins reciting poetry to the Gods
    As endless ambulance sirens all scree-e-e-a-am a horror...
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    The Year of The Nightmare A poem by Wolf Larsen...

    The Year of The Nightmare
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    Each poem carries you further away into eternity
    My poems are now written to the-rhythms-of-ambulance-sirens
    The corpses now drift out of my ...
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    I'm terrible at giving insight on other people's...

    I'm terrible at giving insight on other people's works. But I liked it.
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    A Bedtime Story for Immaculate Conception Lovers
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    The people are flying past...
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    Thank you Delta. I'm trying. You too, keep well.

    Thank you Delta. I'm trying. You too, keep well.
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    Friday Morning Erection with teN-thOuSaNd-hAndS
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    You wake up in the morning...
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    Charles Manson & The Beach Boys Drinking Coronas Together and Singing Cease To Exist
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    Everyone around me...
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    Even Your Family & Friends are the Plague A poem...

    Even Your Family & Friends are the Plague
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    The sun laughs and laughs at me
    I want to jump into the toilet
    and swim through the pipes and become a fish in the ocean
    I want...
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    The Wise Philosophers Inside My Testicles
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    I grab Lake Michigan in my hand and I throw...
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    a Pile of Dead Bodies Reciting Poetry to Each...

    a Pile of Dead Bodies Reciting Poetry to Each Other
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    I jump into your psychosis
    You jump into my psychosis
    Together we build a giant poem made out of schizophrenia
    We...
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    Standing in Front of an Invisible Execution Squad...

    Standing in Front of an Invisible Execution Squad Waiting to be Shot
    a poem by Wolf Larsen

    An empty Universe screams at me
    While the streets are being eaten by all of our dreams
    The dreams...
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    100 Faces Laughing & Crying in the Mirror a...

    100 Faces Laughing & Crying in the Mirror
    a poem by Wolf Larsen

    I chop my feet off and eat them
    I chop off my penis and I eat that too
    I jump off the planet Earth and I dive into the sun
    I...
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    Everyone Throwing Up Happiness All Over Each...

    Everyone Throwing Up Happiness All Over Each Other
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    My head is falling so up
    Everything inside of me is collapsing thousands of miles into the Earth
    The silence yells at me...
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    Corona or Heineken?
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    So the Poet Wolf Larsen is sucking God's Big Dick
    And...
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    The Opera of the World Falling Apart A poem by...

    The Opera of the World Falling Apart
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    Millions are dying and swiiiiirrrrling-uuuup to the big toilet bowl in heaven
    While god & the devil are drinking and gambling together...
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    Wolf "Satan" Larsen Leads the Human Race to the Graveyards!

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    God and The Devil Shaking Hands Together
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    A waterfall...
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    Chaos for Breakfast A poem by Wolf Larsen The...

    Chaos for Breakfast
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    The sky begins eating all of us
    The world spins out of control
    The people eat the sun
    Our feet disappear
    Our heads are floating out to sea
    Our hands...
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    Bleeepphhh – Huuuurrruuunggaaa! A poem by Wolf...

    Bleeepphhh – Huuuurrruuunggaaa!
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    Yep! Flying brains everywhere!
    Time to Beep beep! We’re pissing sunshine all over the sky & earth!
    Love me?
    Because my genital herpes...
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    Do not read this is you have a problem with naughty words! You have been warned!

    Neon Vaginas for Sale!
    A pOOoooEEEeeeem by Wolf “YYYiiipppzzzaa” Larsen!

    Everyday your...
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    Zing-Zoopey hi hi the Bluuuuuee Skkkyyyy! A poem...

    Zing-Zoopey hi hi the Bluuuuuee Skkkyyyy!
    A poem by Wolf “Satan” Larsen

    I was fwooping with some crack!
    CraaCk -!-cRRraaCCk-!-cRRRaaaaCk!!
    When the elephants went fwoooping with all the...
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