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  1. Thread: Wisdom

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    Wisdom

    Peace be on you.
    Extremism lead by some so called clergies is pushing Muslim countries into darkness. Their leaders are afraid of mulla's street power. Some clever forces are backing the rebels and...
  2. Thread: Say next word

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    Tea ..

    Tea ..
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    Child: Father can you write in dark? Father:...

    Child: Father can you write in dark?
    Father: Yes.
    Child: Then please sign my grade-report from school without turning the lights on.


    A: Do you want to hear a Potassium joke?
    B:K


    A:What...
  4. Thread: Say next word

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    Simplify [OP#1 The rules are simple. You need...

    Simplify

    [OP#1 The rules are simple. You need to post a word which begins with last two letters of the previous word. In case you can't find such word, you can post one which begins with the last...
  5. Peace be on all. The exact count of participants...

    Peace be on all.
    The exact count of participants was 38300.

    Follow up from media:

    More than 30,000 Muslims have gathered over the past three days at Oakland Farm in Alton, Hampshire
    The...
  6. Thread: Say next word

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    almond

    almond
  7. The 50 th Annual Convention of Ahmadiyya Muslim Community UK

    Peace be on all.
    The 50 th annual convention called Jalsa Salana of Ahmadiyya Muslim Community UK will start on August 12, God willingly. It has become international event since Ahmadiyya Khalifah...
  8. Supportive Resources: Three videos show how...

    Supportive Resources:
    Three videos show how learned peaceful people are appreciating struggle to peace:...
  9. Rising Fall of Muslim Countries VS The True Islam and Some Prayers

    Peace be on all.
    The conditions of Muslim countries in the world are deteriorating very rapidly. Where is it written in real Islam to kill the innocent non-Muslims and Muslims? The rulers of their...
  10. Peace be on you. According to my understating...

    Peace be on you.
    According to my understating through Ahmadiyya-Islam, The purpose of life is to worship God, and this worship should be such that one should be good to creature of God too. Then...
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    A person ordered food in a restaurant. He began...

    A person ordered food in a restaurant.
    He began to eat.
    After a while he felt, there were some students-like young people and some older people at far tables, all were staring him.

    He called the...
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    Doctor: How are you now? Patient: Worse than...

    Doctor: How are you now?
    Patient: Worse than before.

    Did you take medicine?
    Yes, I took it from you.

    No, I mean, did you put it in mouth?
    No, I put it in refrigerator when I took it home.
    ...
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    Age Effects: As child, he said: "My toys are...

    Age Effects:
    As child, he said:
    "My toys are everywhere, I do not need to remember their place in cupboard."

    Years after:
    "I forget where my things are. My memory is not sharp as it used to be....
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    Thanks. === When was you born? I was born...

    Thanks.

    ===

    When was you born?
    I was born in 1900 A.D.
    A.D.?
    Yes, A.D. ...After Daniel -- my elder brother.
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    A young man came home very tired and exhausted....

    A young man came home very tired and exhausted.
    His mother brought cold drink and asked if there was lot of work at office.
    The son: Our computer broke down, we had to do our own thinking.
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    To get rid of small kitchen-cockroaches. These...

    To get rid of small kitchen-cockroaches.
    These are small insects, they are seen in kitchen around 3 o'clock in night in huge numbers.

    We shall tell you one easiest way to get rid of them. It is...
  17. Thread: Sin

    by YALASH
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    Peace be on all. According to my understanding*,...

    Peace be on all.
    According to my understanding*, God has been Maker since ever to ever.
    Our universe is part of all Making.
    God made universe through
    1-Creation
    2-Guided-at-each-step evolution....
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    A junior school teacher was explaining about...

    A junior school teacher was explaining about electricity:
    Teacher: I turned the switch on, but the fan blades did not rotate, what may be the reason?
    Student: You did not pay the electric bill.
  19. Thread: Sin

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    Injustice.

    Injustice.
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    A person saw a mirror and said: Oh I have seen...

    A person saw a mirror and said: Oh I have seen this face somewhere before.
    Thinking hard: where? where? where did I see it?
    .....
    O yes, I saw it while sitting at barber's place!
  21. Misunderstanding Removed: Peace be on you....

    Misunderstanding Removed:

    Peace be on you.
    Quran and practice of Holy Prophet (peace and blessings be on him) was to begin with, hadith was collected 150 years or so latter. First two are judge...
  22. Peace be on you. Quran is in Arabic, when such...

    Peace be on you.
    Quran is in Arabic, when such issue raises, original words should be seen:

    There is no doubt that the abiding of evil-doers in hell is mentioned in some verses of the Holy Quran...
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    Thanks @ YesNo for kindness. Scenario: If a...

    Thanks @ YesNo for kindness.

    Scenario:
    If a doctor becomes film-maker, he or she may have names of films like:
    Healing wounds
    Odorless Ointments
    The first aid box without syringes
    Life and...
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    human

    human
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    A friend: Can you understand English. The other...

    A friend: Can you understand English.
    The other friend: Yes, if it is written in French.


    Buyer: You are telling me price of this horse too much. It does not seems to be loyal either.
    Seller:...
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