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  1. Warning: Do NOT read this if you have a problem...

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    The Hordes of Wolf Larsen!
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    I shoot the...
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    I Am the Crazy Up-and-Down!
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    I pick up my...
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    Artsy-Fartsy Pussy Eatin’ Man!
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    It’s a...
  4. I Smear the Universe All Over My Face A poem by...

    I Smear the Universe All Over My Face
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    The poem goes up a thousand miles
    And now the poem is falling and crashing down…
    Into a million minds
    And this phrase of poetry is...
  5. Pow! A poem by Wolf Larsen I eat the blue sky...

    Pow!
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    I eat the blue sky
    It tastes like steel mills
    I eat the face of a passerby
    His face tastes like classical music
    I eat the wind
    It tastes like words
    Then I point...
  6. Blap Blups to Sing & Sex With! A poem by Wolf...

    Blap Blups to Sing & Sex With!
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    I was flipping the zips for your foops!
    When suddenly, fall went flying around the northern hemisphere
    And spring went frolicking and...
  7. Ha Ha Zwuup Tits Boing Fluups! A poem by Wolf...

    Ha Ha Zwuup Tits Boing Fluups!
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    You’re swimming from one planet to another
    Across a sea of Alfred E Newman faces
    And when you reach a shoreline that’s been painted by the...
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    A Children’s Choir
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    All the kids in my...
  9. Lots of Delicious! A poem by Wolf Larsen Too...

    Lots of Delicious!
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    Too much zuups?
    I be hallucinating you a bunch of fun!
    Fun with lots of god’s thunder on top!
    Fun doing the fippy with all the gypsy orgasms!
    Fun...
  10. Extraterrestrial on a Bicycle A poem by Wolf...

    Extraterrestrial on a Bicycle
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    A fweepy is going zoongy - zulch!
    (Because time is crashing into you!)
    So foopy hip bloopity - blop!
    And now the meteors in your brains
    Are...
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    I liked this one. Usually, this guy's poems don't...

    I liked this one. Usually, this guy's poems don't appeal to me, and my poems don't appeal to him. But, this is a powerful poem. I think it's on the side of the refugees. But anyway, good poem!...
  12. The Poet Genghis Khan Sitting in the Park... A...

    The Poet Genghis Khan Sitting in the Park...
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    10 million penises crash into your head
    And now your brains are splattered all over the solar system
    And trees are growing...
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    Zuup the Fumbles of the CIA!
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    The million...
  14. Zap the Robot! A poem by Wolf Larsen First...

    Zap the Robot!
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    First Albert Einstein injects the poem into your brain
    Then your brain starts growing with thousands of planets & testicles & paintings
    Then you reach into...
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    Wolf Larsen and the Poetry Gang
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    We each...
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    ****ting Liberalism into the Toilet
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    This...
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    Yesterday Eats Today Eats Tomorrow…
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    I do the end-of-the-world with lots of happy!
    I drink grinded-up-human-flesh…
    It tastes like thousands of worlds blowing up!
    Because...
  18. A Lake of Verbs A poem by Wolf Larsen You’re...

    A Lake of Verbs
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    You’re walking across thousands & thousands of miles of poetry
    When suddenly you’re entangled in a bunch of Arabic calligraphy
    And Mickey Mouse is punching...
  19. Boom - ba - ba - Boom! Boom - ba - ba - Boom! A...

    Boom - ba - ba - Boom! Boom - ba - ba - Boom!
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    The poem is rising up and down
    The words are floating over the poem
    The words roll over the hills
    And the hills fall around...
  20. Dongle! Now! Zip! Yah? A poem by Wolf Larsen ...

    Dongle! Now! Zip! Yah?
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    A fwoomple goes sky-hi with them yesterday
    And insects as large as planets
    Are flying-around-your-thousands-of-heads
    And your-thousands-of-heads...
  21. Fwooomp? Up? A poem by Wolf Larsen A zip...

    Fwooomp? Up?
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    A zip flies over & around the Himalayas
    And the Himalayas jump into a different poem
    And this poem jumps to a different planet
    And now this poem is being...
  22. I Am War Walking Down The Street A poem by Wolf...

    I Am War Walking Down The Street
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    I stab & stab my art into the page
    And a dead body is floating around the page
    I punch the universe and it shatters into pieces
    The...
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    Gotta Eat Them Guppies Fresh!
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    First I strike God down with lightning!
    Then...
  24. Flip - Flooping - Kazaaaaam! Now! I was...

    Flip - Flooping - Kazaaaaam! Now!

    I was penising the world with my battering ram
    The music was up around your head
    You were dancing in everybody else’s brains
    The music was made out of the lake...
  25. The Capitalist Politicians & Dictators Fart Out...

    The Capitalist Politicians & Dictators Fart Out of Their Mouths
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    I keep farting out the meaning-of-life driftiiiiiiing through the air
    And whenever you smell the...
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