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  1. Poo-Poo! Poo-Poo! Poo-Poo! A poem by Wolf Larsen...

    Poo-Poo! Poo-Poo! Poo-Poo!
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    I must poo-poo airplanes out of my butt
    Otherwise a thousand nuclear missiles will hit me in the face
    With vaginas & nipples & booty holes...
  2. Deranged, self-obsessed, & narcissistic: why does...

    Deranged, self-obsessed, & narcissistic: why does everybody call me that? It must be everybody else (ha ha ha). The next poem:

    Dandelions Growing Out of Our Brains
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    I love...
  3. Thank you Nikolai. You are very kind in calling...

    Thank you Nikolai. You are very kind in calling me a "genius", as I was the dumbest guy on a construction site once. But I was also the strongest guy there. (I ain't the strongest guy around...
  4. Escape! Jump! You! A poem by Wolf Larsen ...

    Escape! Jump! You!
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    Help!
    Help the polar bears dancing on Mars!
    Brains growing everywhere in these meteor showers!
    Escape!
    Escape to the thoughts of space aliens!
    Jump!...
  5. Gong! Gong! Gong! A poem by Wolf Larsen ...

    Gong! Gong! Gong!
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    Words are brewing in the poem
    The bells summon the words to life
    The poem bangs & crashes its way out of its shell
    The poem flies in all directions...
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    200 Nations – 200 Revolutions of Poetry Across the Earth
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    All the planets are burning with love
    As across the earth ruling classes crumble & crash into dust
    And the...
  7. The Mind Wants to Conquer A poem by Wolf Larsen...

    The Mind Wants to Conquer
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    This poem is a journey into eternity
    Huge emptiness
    Everything sleeps
    Except you
    You drive the poem across solar system after solar system
    You...
  8. Thank you Nikolai. And thank you for the humor. I...

    Thank you Nikolai. And thank you for the humor. I always enjoy a good giggle.
  9. Delicious You! A poem by Wolf Larsen Wild...

    Delicious You!
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    Wild extraterrestrial animals are jumping out of everything!
    Because I love tornadoes!
    And the silly symphonies are being cooked up in the sex kitchens...
  10. Warning: do NOT read this if you have a problem...

    Warning: do NOT read this if you have a problem with obscenity, or if you are very religious.

    All the Poetry in Your Butt!
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    Doggy-doggy testicles now!
    Because this...
  11. Zonga! Lots of Plop! You! A poem by Wolf Larsen...

    Zonga! Lots of Plop! You!
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    The bombs are crashing through the English language
    Houses are flying all around you
    Pink soldiers are skipping down the street
    Planets are...
  12. The Orchestra of Happy A poem by Wolf Larsen ...

    The Orchestra of Happy
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    Words & skyscrapers are jumping everywhere!
    And the saxophone is exploding Chinese letters everywhere!
    Then zwips be whipping by!
    Huge Statue of...
  13. The Fatherland! Sexy Feet! Now! A poem by Wolf...

    The Fatherland! Sexy Feet! Now!
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    Some raspberry blah-blah-blah with space alien cum juices?
    Some Nobel Prize winning testicles on cum-in-my-face Mondays?
    What...
  14. I Graffiti the World With My Poetry! A poem by...

    I Graffiti the World With My Poetry!
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    I am the Penis of the world!
    I raise my arms and the universe jumps up!
    All eyes are my eyes!
    All hands are my hands!
    Wolf Larsen is...
  15. Thread: Biding time

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  16. Hi! Herpes! Everybody! A poem by Wolf Larsen ...

    Hi! Herpes! Everybody!
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    Poems are attacking the human race!
    Huge intergalactic tornadoes are cumming to our solar system!
    Crazy spermatozoa are hiding everywhere!
    What...
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    Saturn’s Rings Are Cumming to You!
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    Penis invasions from outer space!
    Whooaaa to the whipping to the whooomp!
    Nuclear missiles to the Garden of Eden!
    Do you love me with...
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    Warning: Do NOT read this if you have a problem with obscenity, or if you are very religious.

    Sunshine, Syphilis, & Spermatozoa for All!
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    The whorehouses of the future...
  19. A Third Ka–BOOM from the Sun A poem by Wolf...

    A Third Ka–BOOM from the Sun
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    Ka–BOOM yippee tat-tat-tat strawberry shortcake!
    Lick-lick-lick the loopy with your crazy tongue!
    The weather is nipples raining everywhere!...
  20. A Tidal Wave of Me! A poem by Wolf Larsen I...

    A Tidal Wave of Me!
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    I am the Shakespeare of anal sex!
    I am the tat-tat-tat Blam-Blam-Blam of happiness!
    I am endless cocaine falling from the sky 24 hours a day!
    I am...
  21. 1,000 Bananas Crying A poem by Wolf Larsen ...

    1,000 Bananas Crying
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    She has purple hair down to her feet
    We are eating Bong & Bop & Blippy for breakfast
    Afterwards, I doo-doo into the toilet of my brains
    Then we...
  22. Smash the Sunlight with Darkness! A poem by Wolf...

    Smash the Sunlight with Darkness!
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    I jump out of a thousand paintings and kiss you!
    The millions of dogs & cats in my testicles will save you!
    My poetry is a billion...
  23. Warning: Do NOT read this if you are very...

    Warning: Do NOT read this if you are very religious, or if you have a problem with obscenity.

    Wet Dream Poetry for the Bank of America…
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    His balls are the engine of...
  24. The Night is Forever… A poem by Wolf Larsen ...

    The Night is Forever…
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    You sleep on a bed full of question marks
    Your eyes see the endless generations surging through the darkness
    Words in different languages begin...
  25. Warning: Do NOT read this if you are very...

    Warning: Do NOT read this if you are very religious, or if you have a problem with obscenity.

    Sunday Morning with Mushroom Clouds
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    Repent!
    Repent for the penises of space...
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