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    Drinking Poetry Out of a Penis
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    I’m only...
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    Bwoop! Bwoop! Bwoop! A poem by Wolf Larsen ...

    Bwoop! Bwoop! Bwoop!
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    Zip boing goes the poem!
    And the words in this poem are all farting & farting!
    So why goes dancing up-&-down with a question mark
    And the mushroom...
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    I **** All the Up!
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    I kiss the stormy...
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    Question Marks Growing Everywhere! A poem by...

    Question Marks Growing Everywhere!
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    I be yapering to all the space stations in your head
    Even though the ding-dongs be doin’ blupity-blips
    And now millions of naked Andre...
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    Beep Beep to the Boing Boing!
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    It’s a...
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    Blups that Blap A Lot!
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    The world smells...
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    Car Horn! Car Horn! Car Horn! A poem by Wolf...

    Car Horn! Car Horn! Car Horn!
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    Hey Mr. Bleepy Bloogempoof! You got your sunshine?
    Sunshine? Sunshine has been banned by God!
    Vwooopy! I thought the Politically Correct...
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    My Penis is a Sledgehammer!
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    The music...
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    Up the Booty!
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    I’m feeding all my...
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    Sensual Everything Dripping…
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    Huge beeps &...
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    Where’s Your Nipples, Man?! A poem by Wolf...

    Where’s Your Nipples, Man?!
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    I don’t give a sunny day about your plipper-plupin!
    Can’t you hear my penis?!
    Why don’t you pick that Cold War out of your ears?!
    Can you hear...
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    Penis & Right Hand Playing Cha-Cha-Cha
    A poem by Wolf Larsen
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    The Ha-Ha Symphony
    (With Fried Turtle Booty in Poetry Sauce)
    A...
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    Tomorrow the Zaps Be Zappin’! A poem by Wolf...

    Tomorrow the Zaps Be Zappin’!
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    Hey you fuupy-fuupy! You been plapin’-plupin’ the boobs again?
    No, man! I got to **** some extraterrestrials tomorrow!
    Then how come you left...
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    Jizz & Sunshine
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    Oh noooooooooo!
    Schoops...
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    My Tongue Created the Big Bang!
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    Flying...
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    I like it! I wish I was better at explaining why...

    I like it! I wish I was better at explaining why I like stuff. I just know I like it!
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    Demopubican Dog Du… A poem by Wolf Larsen I...

    Demopubican Dog Du…
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    I am as serene as the White House starting World War 3 in the future!
    I’m as happy as ai robots devouring the human race!
    How about some white homeless...
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    Testicle Cities of Happiness!
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    I turn all...
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    Whoopee Blongs on Blip-Blaps! A poem by Wolf...

    Whoopee Blongs on Blip-Blaps!

    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    All the insane madmen of the universe are running through your arteries
    While your heart is pumping hysteria through all the arteries of the...
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    My Hemorrhoids Itch With the “Culture Wars” A...

    My Hemorrhoids Itch With the “Culture Wars”
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    For James P. Cannon

    Donkeys & elephants in suits are talking free-market capitalist pooh-pooh out of their booty holes
    While...
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    Happy Symphony for Big Booties Everywhere!
    A poem by Wolf Larsen
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    1,000 Scientists Ejaculating All Over the Poem
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    Symphony of the Mind A poem by Wolf Larsen ...

    Symphony of the Mind
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    for Witold Lutoslawski

    I blast the poem into the outer reaches of your brain
    Where the storms
    Of the seas-of-your-thoughts
    Move back-&-forth like...
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    Sunday is on Fire!
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    Tomorrow a bunch of...
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