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    The Sunny Day of the God Jism Festival
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    All the planets & suns & moons jump...
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    The Jesus Christ Super Sonic Flying Dildo
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    You’re riding a big vacuum cleaner...
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    The Skyscrapers are Singing Red, Blue, & Green
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    A tornado jumps up and...
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    Birds at Dawn Singing a Poem to Me A poem by...

    Birds at Dawn Singing a Poem to Me
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    I’m snorting all the politicians of Washington DC up my nose
    Then I play golf with the castrated testicles of politicians
    And then I...
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    Immaculate Conception With a Tyrannosaurus Rex in...

    Immaculate Conception With a Tyrannosaurus Rex in Washington DC
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    I was waterskiing on the moon
    When a symphony suddenly hit the moon and smashed the moon into millions of...
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    How Wolf Larsen Gave All the Space Aliens Genital Herpes
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    I sing all your...
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    A Poem Written in a Brothel while Partying with Mozart & the White Lady
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    I’m pissing into the universe...
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    The Space Alien Invasion of Pornography
    A poem by Wolf Larsen
    Soon to be a pornographic musical of space aliens in the White House...
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    Blue State - Red State - I Wipe My *** with All 50 States!
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    Flying cats are...
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    Lightning Bolts Jumping Out of My Penis!
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    The thunder crashes through the middle of the poem
    The Poet’s...
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    Make My Balls Great Again!
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    You & thousands of green leprechauns are having a parade inside the First...
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    Homoerotic Immaculate Conceptions at Cook County Jail
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    A song jumps out of her vagina and taps you on the...
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    World War III with Delicious Pumpkin Pie
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    Hundreds of billions of galaxies are splashing all over the walls...
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    LSD Martians Snorting the Dixiecrat Party Up...

    LSD Martians Snorting the Dixiecrat Party Up Their Noses
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    Millions of brains are growing out of the mushrooms
    The mushrooms are growing out of the songs
    You’re inhaling the...
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    The Vacuum Cleaner that Swallowed Up the Universe
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    You & thousands of Igor Stravinsky clones are on a...
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    Drinking Cognac with Dancing Galaxies
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    Thousands of human heads fly out of...
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    A Field of Crickets ****ing & ****ing & ****ing All Summer Long
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    The sidewalk...
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    A Giant Testicle Floating in Outer Space with Nearly 200 Police States & 8 Billion Human Primates
    A...
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    The Holy Sect of the Great Penis
    A religion & poem by the Holy Priest of Penises Wolf Larsen

    for...
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    Immaculate Conception in the Fields of God
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    So my spaceship is traveling...
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    Leonard Bernstein Conducting 10,000 Masturbations
    A symphony-poem by Wolf Larsen
    Played by 100...
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    The Statue of Liberty in a Whore House on Avignon
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    I was eating out the...
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    Mozart Masturbating While Watching Me ****ing the Wife of the American President
    A campaign speech & poem by Wolf Larsen...
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    Fields of Dandelions Growing Out of Our Crotches
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    Bellybutton monsters were invading the city
    But suddenly...
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    Jumping Buildings in a Crashing Sky
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    I was beating the Polish sausage with a piano sonata
    Imagining Barack...
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