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    How about - Post Office, by Charles Bukowski

    How about - Post Office, by Charles Bukowski
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    For how much longer do we have to suffer this...

    For how much longer do we have to suffer this fool?
  3. Thread: Tell Me A Joke

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    Lady decides to help out a local homeless guy...

    Lady decides to help out a local homeless guy
    Buys a couple gallons of paint
    Tells the guy she’ll pay him 100 dollars to paint her porch
    Guy says - okay
    Guy heads around back with paint, brushes,...
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    Well done, Sandy! Excellent post. I enjoyed it...

    Well done, Sandy!

    Excellent post. I enjoyed it immensely.
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    True Love

    ^ ZING hahahah

    I once I knew a fellow named Knute
    Who went to a house of ill repute
    He was nervous and tense
    Anxious to commence
    But bounced when he found he had no loot
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    True story

    I once knew a gal from Tucumcari
    Between the sheets she was awfully scary
    She scratched my itch
    Raised a fever pitch
    And nearly gave me a coronary
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    Far Out, Man. For some strange reason the...

    Far Out, Man.

    For some strange reason the direction of this thread has made this song lyric pop into my head:
    (Or should I say, for some long strange reason)



    https://youtu.be/q6SE4g8yYRA ...
  8. Thread: Lymerick

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    There once was a fellow named Floyd
    Whose diet was fiber devoid
    He grunted and strained
    His bowel constrained
    And so begat a colossal ‘roid
  9. Thread: Lymerick

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    Wenner never had a muse

    There once was a fellow named Wenner
    Who fancied himself a fine tenor
    He sang while he talked
    And danced while he walked
    But musically was a bit off-center
  10. Thread: Lymerick

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    Limericks are easy in a language where just about every word ends in an A or a O

    I once knew a señorita
    And she was muy bonita
    Laughed at my jokes
    No need to coax
    Now she’s my mejor amiga
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    So the senator’s a little handsy May have...

    So the senator’s a little handsy
    May have thought himself manly
    But he was confused
    The lady accused
    And I always thought he’s a pansy
  12. Thread: Lymerick

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    Circle of life

    ^Ha! Close enough for government work, eh?

    Yesterday the turkey was roasting
    And family at the house hosting
    Now we’re off to the mall
    Then a little football
    With the meal in the tank...
  13. Thread: Lymerick

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    Hey! I know that dude!

    There once was a dude from L.A.
    Who claimed he’s an Indian Brave
    Said call me Tonto
    But then his Aunt Flo
    Said everyone knows him as Dave

    (I love this thread. I’m not any good at it, but I do...
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    Huntington would call it a clash of civilizations

    A tall horse colored chestnut
    Pilgrim astride riding there but,
    Upon him came sneakin’
    One last Mohican
    Intent on giving a haircut
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    Ah, Nantucket, a favorite of limerick makers.

    ^yuk yuk yuk

    There was a young pilgrim named Buffet
    Who went to the isle of Nantucket
    Dined with Algonquian
    And some of their kin
    All while his horse ate from a bucket


    (Not sure how...
  16. Thread: Lymerick

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    ^BAH-hahahah. That’s why I like this threadie.



    Thank ya’. Thankya’verymuch.

    Pompey Bum and El Sancho are back
    Sidling up in a long black Cadillac
    Limericks are fun
    Ask anyone
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    Out at sea was a young Hawaiian
    Desperately lost but still a-tryin’
    He’d left yesterday
    In currents westerly
    Then fixed east by spotting Orion
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    Cousins of Katrina, no doubt

    There was a young gal named Irma
    Who’s about to meet terra firma
    Her brother was Harvey
    Handsome and swarthy
    They'll both leave damage that’s perma…



    …nent
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    Rock the Boat, Skin the Goat

    One for Independence Day:

    There was a chap in red white and blue
    All the folks would say, well, who are you?
    I'm Uncle Sam
    That's who I am
    Doffed his hat and said, How do you do?

    ...
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    Occupational Hazard

    He was the bravest of all in Olde Britain
    The damsels of yore were all but smitten
    The knight, he was bold
    The night, it was cold
    Under his armor his parts were frostbitten
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    Witch hunting and burning reminds me of the the...

    Witch hunting and burning reminds me of the the adage to always beware of the power of a mob.

    A couple of years ago I walked through an exhibit on methods and instruments of torture in a museum...
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    While I agree with with you in principle, Ecurb,...

    While I agree with with you in principle, Ecurb, I am also a pragmatic man and believe there are exceptions to every rule, Adolph Hitler being one of them. Gandhi's peaceful resistance worked with...
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    Hey, man. I'm just saying - the truth is the...

    Hey, man. I'm just saying - the truth is the truth is the truth and you can't really have an opinion about the truth - know what I'm saying?

    Also you can't really argue with pseudoscience, eh?
    ...
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    Whoops, sorry North Star I was talking over...

    Whoops, sorry North Star

    I was talking over you. We were parallel posting.
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    Speaking of other worlds, one of the better books...

    Speaking of other worlds, one of the better books I read last year was The Yiddish Policemen's Union by Michael Chabon. The writer wasn't quite so crass as to simply choke out baby Hitler in his...
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