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  1. The Night Before All Your Christmas Bills Are Due

    The Night Before All Your Christmas Bills Are Due
    by Wolf Larsen

    Jesus Christ gave you Christmas
    Christmas gives you lots of bills
    Letís bring back the pagans
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    Begin the Literary Riots at Once!

    Begin the Literary Riots at Once!
    a Call to Poetry & Violence
    by Wolf Larsen

    Warning: do not read this if you have a problem with sex, or if you are very religious. You have been warned.

    Itís...
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    The Manifesto of Satanic Literature

    The Manifesto of Satanic Literature
    by Wolf Larsen

    Warning: if you are easily upset, or if sex makes you uncomfortable, or if you are very religious, then stop reading now. You have been warned....
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    The Reader Meets Wolf Larsen

    The Reader Meets Wolf Larsen
    by Wolf Larsen

    Warning: do not read this if you are against sex. Thank you for your understanding. You have been warned!

    Youíre riding the subway. Suddenly, you...
  5. A Chat between Satan & Wolf Larsen in Hell. Care to Join Us?

    A Chat between Satan & Wolf Larsen in Hell. Care to Join Us?
    by Wolf Larsen

    Warning: do not read this if you have a problem with sex, or if you are very religious.

    Satan: ha ha ha ha ha ha ha...
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    Hey Satan! Meet My Sexy Wife!

    Hey Satan! Meet My Sexy Wife!
    A short story dedicated to Lucifer
    by Wolf Larsen

    Warning: donít read this if you are very religious, or if you are uptight about sex. You have been warned!
    ...
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    Hail Satan Now!

    Hail Satan Now!
    A love poem to Satan by Wolf Larsen

    The usual warning: do not read this if you have hangups about sex, or if you are very religious.

    Satan!

    I love you like a penis loves a...
  8. Instead of calling it self-publishing you could...

    Instead of calling it self-publishing you could call it independent writing. Because you're not writing corporate fiction, you don't have some big corporation telling you what to write.

    The...
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    zinky donkey doodle!

    Renaissance is a period of art where they decided to capture realism instead of painting from their imaginations, like they did in the Middle Ages, which is why I prefer art from the Middle Ages,...
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    A Midsummer's Night Wet Dream the play

    A Midsummer’s Night Wet Dream
    a play by Wolf Larsen

    I'M BETTER THAN SHAKES-A-PAIR-OF-ASSES!!!

    Warning: do not read this if you are against sex or are very religious or easily offended by just...
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    Ignore other writers! Listen to jazz instead!

    Use lots of drugs. Lots of alcohol. Lots of sex. Listen to free jazz saxophone players doing their wild crazy thing and try to write like they play.

    Try to write to the rhythms of the bed springs...
  12. "Proper grammar connotes a certain level of...

    "Proper grammar connotes a certain level of education, but grammar that's too proper comes across as stilted or academic, which is appropriate in certain situations but inappropriate in others (and...
  13. To be a great writer, all you have to do is cens the English language up the censored

    Warning: please do not read this if you have a problem with sex!

    To be a great writer, all you have to do is **** the English language up the ***!

    Note: please do not ban me from this Internet...
  14. Michael Jackson Interviews the Terrorist Testicle

    Michael Jackson Interviews the Terrorist Testicle
    by Wolf Larsen

    Warning: If you have a problem with sex, or if you are religious, or if you are easily offended by just about anything at all,...
  15. The Terrorist Testicle Talks about Hemorrhoids, Herpes, & Correct English Grammar

    The Terrorist Testicle Talks about Hemorrhoids, Herpes, & Correct English Grammar
    by Wolf Larsen (the Grand Orifice I mean Oracle of the Terrorist Testicle)

    I sometimes find herpes sores all...
  16. How Kalamazoo Michigan Came to Love the Terrorist Testicle

    How Kalamazoo Michigan Came to Love the Terrorist Testicle
    a short story by Wolf Larsen

    Wolf Larsen was having a parachuting lackadaisical with his Terrorist Testicle. The Terrorist Testicle,...
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    The Philosophy of Terrorist Testicle

    The Philosophy of Terrorist Testicle
    An essay by his royal majesty on the throne doing a number two the magical great orator or orifice or oracle of the grand Terrorist Testicle himself Wolf Larsen...
  18. Love Poem from the Terrorist Testicle to Everyone with Two or Three Holes

    Warning: If you are religious, or if you are against sex, then stop reading now. You have been warned!

    Love Poem from the Terrorist Testicle to Everyone with Two or Three Holes
    by Wolf Larsen...
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    The Terrorist Testicle Speaks!

    Do not read this if you are against sex, or if you are religious.

    The Terrorist Testicle Speaks:
    by Wolf Larsen (the orifice I mean the Oracle of the Terrorist Testicle)

    ;/!...,

    I am here...
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    The Terrorist Testicle Manifesto

    The Terrorist Testicle Manifesto
    By Wolf Larsen

    1) Horny dogs must now have paintings to urinate on!

    2) Everybody must walk down the street naked or Iíll get drunk!

    3) Everybody must also...
  21. Can Someone Please Get Me Some Toilet Paper?!

    Can Someone Please Get Me Some Toilet Paper?!
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    Warning: people who are easily upset by just about anything should not read this. Thank you. You have been warned!


    I want...
  22. Sunday Afternoon Intergalactic Message Transmitted from the Toilet-Throne of the Illi

    Sunday Afternoon Intergalactic Message Transmitted from the Toilet-Throne of the Illiterate Messiah of Illiterate Literature
    by Wolf Larsen

    Warning: if you are heavily into religion or allergic...
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    Transvestite Love Machine

    Transvestite Love Machine
    a poem? a short story? or something else? by Wolf Larsen

    Warning: if you are allergic to sex please stop reading now. You have been warned.


    I pull all of my...
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    We are creative people on this website. But that...

    We are creative people on this website. But that doesn't stop us from seeing the world for what it is.

    When the writer is engaged in creativity that's one thing. When I'm creating literature I'm...
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    And the children?

    What about the children? Aren't they the future generations of potential writers?

    But with rotten public schools how do you expect them to fulfill their potential?

    And with higher education too...
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