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    Christmas 2020 # 2

    SANTA’S HELPERS HAVE A CRICKET TEAM

    Santa’s Helpers have a cricket team
    And they play when they can
    They have no problem getting numbers
    And the substitute is twelf man

    IN SANTA’S CHRISTMAS...
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    Christmas 2020 # 1

    MY MUM HAS A TERRIBLE PROBLEM

    My mum has a terrible problem
    “Please get help” I implore her
    Because she suffers from OCD
    Obsessive Christmas Disorder

    ADOLPH HITLER REALLY LOVED CHRISTMAS
    ...
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    A Little Bit Of Humour # 312

    HUMEROUS HAIKU # 5

    I tuck my knees in
    To my chest and lean forward.
    That’s just how I roll

    CROWS HAVE FOUR WING FEATHERS

    Crows have four wing feathers,
    Ravens have five,
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    A Little Bit Of Humour # 311

    HUMEROUS HAIKU # 6

    The left eye once said
    To the right eye, Between you
    And me, something smells

    MY DOCTOR TOLD ME TO DO SOMETHING

    My doctor told me to do something
    That leaves me...
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    A Little Bit Of Humour # 310

    HUMEROUS HAIKU # 7

    God’s cruelest joke: when
    Men figure how women work:
    His manhood doesn’t

    A YOUNGER MEMBER OF STAFF

    A younger member of staff
    Caused something of a melee
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    A Little Bit Of Humour # 309

    OLD AGE SUCKS # 1

    I sat down on a park bench
    So, I could pull up my socks
    Sadly, I wasn’t wearing any
    God getting old really sucks

    I KNOW I’M GETTING OLD # 4

    I know I’m getting old
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    A Little Bit Of Humour # 308

    YOU MUSTN’T LET AGEING GET YOU DOWN

    You mustn’t let ageing get you down
    Its something you just have to face
    And let’s not forget how hard it was
    Getting yourself up in the first place
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    Thanks Tailor, I've not read the Bridge Builders,...

    Thanks Tailor, I've not read the Bridge Builders, I will make a point of searching it out.
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    A Little Bit Of Humour # 307

    I’M SOMETHING OF A JOKER # 9

    I’m something of a joker
    But being a comic is tough
    I have a microbiology joke,
    But it’s not cultured enough

    THE EARLY BIRD GETS THE WORM

    The early bird...
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    A Little Bit Of Humour # 306

    I’M SOMETHING OF A JOKER # 8

    I’m something of a joker
    In fact I’m really comical
    I have an experimental joke
    But laughs aren’t reproducible

    MY FAVOURITE COMEDIAN IS A DUCK

    My favourite...
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    A Little Bit Of Humour # 305

    I’M SOMETHING OF A JOKER # 7

    I’m something of a joker
    In fact I’m a crazy comic
    I have an experimental joke
    Sadly it’s a bit formulaic

    PRISSY LEGHORN CROSSED THE ROAD

    Prissy Leghorn...
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    A Little Bit Of Humour # 304

    I’M SOMETHING OF A JOKER # 6

    I’m something of a joker
    In fact I’m a comedy clown
    I have a primatology joke
    As I like to monkey around

    IF YOU NEVER WENT TO CHURCH

    If you never went to...
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    Thank you, glad you liked them

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    A Little Bit Of Humour # 303

    I’M SOMETHING OF A JOKER # 5

    I’m something of a joker
    People think I’m a funny man
    I’ve a Palaeoanthropology joke
    But to be fare it’s an Oldowan

    PUT THE CAT OUT

    “Can you put the cat out?”
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    A Little Bit Of Humour # 302

    I’M SOMETHING OF A JOKER # 4

    I’m something of a joker
    I wouldn’t stop at any price
    I even have a Geology joke
    But to be fare it’s not gneiss

    BLACK AND WHITE STRIPED STOCKINGS

    Black and...
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