The eve of Christmas
And throughout the house
Not a creature was stirring
-except for the seven ugly friggin' monsters
Dwelling in the cellar
Know what I'm sayin'!?
The stockings hung by...
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The eve of Christmas
And throughout the house
Not a creature was stirring
-except for the seven ugly friggin' monsters
Dwelling in the cellar
Know what I'm sayin'!?
The stockings hung by...
This is a song about words
Words
And not a song about you
You
But I saw you standing there
There
Just standing there with her
...
Lionel Richie
Began getting itchy
But only in the afternoons
Never in the mornings
Beneath the awnings
And it had nothing to do with his spoons
Lionel Richie
Began getting twitchy
But only...
'I'm off me tree!' he claps with glee
and from his branch does launch
springs like a Jackinthebox without the box
quite high into the sky
but comes down hard like a big lump of lard
begins to...
Thankyou :)
Walking through the park with Frippy
Recalling the past
Mothers wheeling prams
Old men stalemating
Kids slipping down the dippery
and the face of the east
rose high over the horizon
to blast light and uv and heat
over the ramshackle detritus
cleansing the landscape of
the bugs worms and germs
remaining from...
Beetroot!
The root you can't beat!
Slices of glistening purple!
Excellent in salads!
Essential on hamburgers!
Not so good on pizza
Have a hamburger instead!
Vinegary sweet and juicy!...
Excellent!
Excellent! Though i can but relate tangentially as here we had a heatwae with a 46 C (112 F) peak one day, All I was thinking was where is it cold? As my daydreams sunk deeper into the ice, and the...
The bouncy car it bounces
On its springs, on its springs
It bounces on its springs
The low flying plane it flies
On its wings, on its wings
It flies upon its wings
Closer they get
The...
life
is like a turd
floating
along a river
of pain
losing bits
of itself
and picking up
bits
as it bumps
It came from just the other day
From a galaxy passing by the way
All blue and wet and glittery
Making everyone very jittery
We could see through it
And many did eschew it
But the fact...
And she says
There are all manner of things!
And she runs
And leaps
Over to the bracelets and rings
And she picks
Some bright sparkly jewels
And her bag
Black velvet
I aren't here
I aren't
If they come knocking
If they ask sticky beak questions
Just tell em
I aren't here
I aren't here now
Thanks Tony :)
Far to the North beneath the ice, comes a rumble, naughty not nice;
Then follows an Earth shattering, splintering quake;
Such ferocious terraforming, the landscape worse for this deforming;...
Thanks Tony :)
Thankyou very much kiz_paws :)
They sheathed their swords up to the hilts
Loyal to the queen they'd been, erstwhilst
Before her madness in quest of the moon
The bridge they'd begun ceased too soon
They followed the maps made...
Thankyou Kiz_paws :)
Thankyou Tailor :)
Equinox in that remote little town finds the doors and windows nailed down;
At the rise of the moon to basements the townsfolk cower;
With dogs and cats and food for the night, all to survive the...
Slug
What a sad excuse!
They say but for the grace of God
And yes so thankful I be
But pondering now, it's just so odd
I mean just look!
So slimy, so legless so armless
What's the point of...
Thanks JB :)
Actually discussing that phrase caused me to froogle it, and I found that my 'inversion' was actually the convention. I don't think I'd ever used it before, and now you can be certain...