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  1. Thread: Santa's Booze

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    Hiya Auntie, figgy pudding was a Christmas...

    Hiya Auntie, figgy pudding was a Christmas pudding with figs in. Can't say I've ever tried it. Pam Ayers should be googlable. But she is a Westcountry poetess/commedienne/tv presenter, etc. She has a...
  2. Thread: Santa's Booze

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    Man: hey there, matey. Thanks for stopping by to...

    Man: hey there, matey. Thanks for stopping by to cast your eye over my festive verses, and especially for taking the time to let me know you had. As for nutty slack, the references to coal and coke,...
  3. Thread: To my son

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    That is real quality, there, JB. Live and be well...

    That is real quality, there, JB. Live and be well - H
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    Yup, a lot of fun. Miss the good stuff. Live and...

    Yup, a lot of fun. Miss the good stuff. Live and be well - H
  5. Thread: Jenius

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    Behind every great man, eh, Auntie :D go fir it!

    Behind every great man, eh, Auntie :D go fir it!
  6. Thread: Santa's Booze

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    Poor Rudolph Santa's not a happy bloke, He...

    Poor Rudolph

    Santa's not a happy bloke,
    He gave Rudolph the chop,
    For when the chap got home last night
    He couldn't have his tot.

    It turned out Rudolph drank his rum,
    Even knowing it was...
  7. Thread: Santa's Booze

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    Santa's Booze

    Never mess with Santa's booze, nor fiddle with his pies,
    The Christmas spirit's lacking, if greed shows in one's eyes.
    So, covet not your neighbour's tot, his sweet meats; let them be.
    On...
  8. Thread: News

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    "Fear is the mind killer..." The older I get,...

    "Fear is the mind killer..."

    The older I get, the fewer Effs I give! Words of wisdom, JB.

    Live and be well - H
  9. Thread: Pie crust

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    A curious fantasy; brained by Nerfertiti. I...

    A curious fantasy; brained by Nerfertiti. I suppose there could be worse ways to go. I guess that's what they call being busted. Lights out, no change. Keep those feet warm, comrade.

    Live and be...
  10. Thread: Weregelf

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    Cheers, JB.

    Cheers, JB.
  11. Thread: Weregelf

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    Bump for Halloween.

    Bump for Halloween.
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    Seasonal bump

    Seasonal bump
  13. Thread: Nettles

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    "We lived upon nettles, when nettles were good,...

    "We lived upon nettles, when nettles were good,
    And Waterloo porridge was the best of our food"

    Traditional, "The Four Loom Weaver"
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    Still not gone, then? Be well. Post on..

    Still not gone, then? Be well. Post on..
  15. Thread: Tick tock.

    by Hawkman
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    Tick-tock, tick-tock, waiting for death. Why do...

    Tick-tock, tick-tock, waiting for death.
    Why do we wait so long?
    It seems to take for ever
    to run out of breath...
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    "Sharp and witty stars..." & equating the...

    "Sharp and witty stars..." & equating the countertop appliance to "an abandoned wife" are particularly memorable in this little gem. Much enjoyed.

    Live and be well - H
  17. Thread: Pam

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    Pam cleans her teeth with dog chews. PS Peel...

    Pam cleans her teeth with dog chews.

    PS Peel me a grape while you're at it... :D
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    Impeachment

    Impeachment
  19. Thread: Pam

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    Pam 9890

    Pam 9890
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    Thanks, JB. But I've decided to save time and...

    Thanks, JB. But I've decided to save time and just not bother to post my work here anymore. Live long and prosper. H
  21. Thread: Pam

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    Pam eats only Brussels sprouts, when unable to...

    Pam eats only Brussels sprouts, when unable to slake her hunger for the brains of cops and paramedics!
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    Waiting for Dawn

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  23. Thread: Pam

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    :D :D :D Pam always needs a post prandial nap...

    :D :D :D

    Pam always needs a post prandial nap after consuming her third roasted bald eagle.
  24. Thread: Pam

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    Pam has a squadron of robot penguins to herd...

    Pam has a squadron of robot penguins to herd children into play pens
  25. Thread: Pam

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    Pam employs zombies as baristas in his chain of...

    Pam employs zombies as baristas in his chain of franchise coffee shops.
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