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  1. Thread: Nettles

    by Hawkman
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    "We lived upon nettles, when nettles were good,...

    "We lived upon nettles, when nettles were good,
    And Waterloo porridge was the best of our food"

    Traditional, "The Four Loom Weaver"
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    Still not gone, then? Be well. Post on..

    Still not gone, then? Be well. Post on..
  3. Thread: Tick tock.

    by Hawkman
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    Tick-tock, tick-tock, waiting for death. Why do...

    Tick-tock, tick-tock, waiting for death.
    Why do we wait so long?
    It seems to take for ever
    to run out of breath...
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    "Sharp and witty stars..." & equating the...

    "Sharp and witty stars..." & equating the countertop appliance to "an abandoned wife" are particularly memorable in this little gem. Much enjoyed.

    Live and be well - H
  5. Thread: Pam

    by Hawkman
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    Pam cleans her teeth with dog chews. PS Peel...

    Pam cleans her teeth with dog chews.

    PS Peel me a grape while you're at it... :D
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    Impeachment

    Impeachment
  7. Thread: Pam

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    Pam 9890

    Pam 9890
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    Thanks, JB. But I've decided to save time and...

    Thanks, JB. But I've decided to save time and just not bother to post my work here anymore. Live long and prosper. H
  9. Thread: Pam

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    Pam eats only Brussels sprouts, when unable to...

    Pam eats only Brussels sprouts, when unable to slake her hunger for the brains of cops and paramedics!
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    Waiting for Dawn

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  11. Thread: Pam

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    :D :D :D Pam always needs a post prandial nap...

    :D :D :D

    Pam always needs a post prandial nap after consuming her third roasted bald eagle.
  12. Thread: Pam

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    Pam has a squadron of robot penguins to herd...

    Pam has a squadron of robot penguins to herd children into play pens
  13. Thread: Pam

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    Pam employs zombies as baristas in his chain of...

    Pam employs zombies as baristas in his chain of franchise coffee shops.
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    I remember one day at junior school. We were...

    I remember one day at junior school. We were treated the red balloon by Albert Lamorisse a 16mm print. Enthralling film to an 11 year old. Your lines took me to that moment. Thanks, JB.

    Live and...
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    Shadow light: thanks for reading. Glad you...

    Shadow light: thanks for reading. Glad you enjoyed it.

    Live and be well - H
  16. Thread: Pam

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    Pam has Swamp Thing, by The Grid, permanently on...

    Pam has Swamp Thing, by The Grid, permanently on replay, to help her get through her day.
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FFvvLuomw0Y
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    Anytime, kiz. Thanks for reading :cheers2:

    Anytime, kiz. Thanks for reading :cheers2:
  18. Thread: Pam

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    Pam buys all her meat at the pet shop.

    Pam buys all her meat at the pet shop.
  19. Thread: Pam

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    Pam bribes dwarves with rat burgers so she can...

    Pam bribes dwarves with rat burgers so she can get a discount on repairs to her broomstick :D
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    Comrade Hadson. Thanks for stopping by. Glad you...

    Comrade Hadson. Thanks for stopping by. Glad you enjoyed it.

    Live and be well - H
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    Hi Auntie, There are times when I would really...

    Hi Auntie,

    There are times when I would really like to party, and, had I the resources, I'd enjoy throwing one that allowed for a bit of dressing up. Halloween has a nice witchy theme, and...
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    Seasonal bump...

    Seasonal bump...
  23. Thread: Pam

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    If only! :D Pam has the world's largest...

    If only! :D

    Pam has the world's largest collection of of Elvis records which she keeps hidden behind a wall of hamburgers.
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    Glad to hear it, thanks kiz...

    Glad to hear it, thanks kiz...
  25. Thread: Pam

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    Pam spends her Sunday's chugging Absinthe and...

    Pam spends her Sunday's chugging Absinthe and dancing the can can on her porch. If you want the old green fairy, we know where it is, we know where it is, we know where it is... :devil:
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