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    Christmas Eve

    The eve of Christmas
    And throughout the house
    Not a creature was stirring

    -except for the seven ugly friggin' monsters
    Dwelling in the cellar

    Know what I'm sayin'!?

    The stockings hung by...
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    Taylor Swift Song

    This is a song about words
    Words
    And not a song about you
    You
    But I saw you standing there
    There
    Just standing there with her
    ...
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    Lionel Richie

    Lionel Richie
    Began getting itchy
    But only in the afternoons
    Never in the mornings
    Beneath the awnings
    And it had nothing to do with his spoons

    Lionel Richie
    Began getting twitchy
    But only...
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    I'm Off Me Tree

    'I'm off me tree!' he claps with glee
    and from his branch does launch
    springs like a Jackinthebox without the box
    quite high into the sky
    but comes down hard like a big lump of lard
    begins to...
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    Thankyou :)

    Thankyou :)
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    Ten Years

    Walking through the park with Frippy

    Recalling the past

    Mothers wheeling prams

    Old men stalemating

    Kids slipping down the dippery
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    and the face of the east

    and the face of the east
    rose high over the horizon
    to blast light and uv and heat
    over the ramshackle detritus

    cleansing the landscape of
    the bugs worms and germs
    remaining from...
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    Ode To Beetroot

    Beetroot!
    The root you can't beat!
    Slices of glistening purple!
    Excellent in salads!
    Essential on hamburgers!
    Not so good on pizza
    Have a hamburger instead!
    Vinegary sweet and juicy!...
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    Excellent!

    Excellent!
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    Excellent! Though i can but relate tangentially...

    Excellent! Though i can but relate tangentially as here we had a heatwae with a 46 C (112 F) peak one day, All I was thinking was where is it cold? As my daydreams sunk deeper into the ice, and the...
  11. Thread: Bouncy

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    Bouncy

    The bouncy car it bounces
    On its springs, on its springs
    It bounces on its springs

    The low flying plane it flies
    On its wings, on its wings
    It flies upon its wings

    Closer they get
    The...
  12. Thread: life

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    life

    life
    is like a turd
    floating
    along a river
    of pain
    losing bits
    of itself
    and picking up
    bits
    as it bumps
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    Out Of Time Out Of Space

    It came from just the other day
    From a galaxy passing by the way
    All blue and wet and glittery
    Making everyone very jittery

    We could see through it
    And many did eschew it
    But the fact...
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    And She Says

    And she says
    There are all manner of things!
    And she runs
    And leaps
    Over to the bracelets and rings

    And she picks
    Some bright sparkly jewels
    And her bag
    Black velvet
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    I Aren't Here

    I aren't here

    I aren't

    If they come knocking
    If they ask sticky beak questions
    Just tell em
    I aren't here

    I aren't here now
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    Thanks Tony :)

    Thanks Tony :)
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    Santa vs The Abominable Snownan

    Far to the North beneath the ice, comes a rumble, naughty not nice;
    Then follows an Earth shattering, splintering quake;
    Such ferocious terraforming, the landscape worse for this deforming;...
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    Thanks Tony :)

    Thanks Tony :)
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    Thankyou very much kiz_paws :)

    Thankyou very much kiz_paws :)
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    Shalah Shaloom

    They sheathed their swords up to the hilts
    Loyal to the queen they'd been, erstwhilst
    Before her madness in quest of the moon
    The bridge they'd begun ceased too soon

    They followed the maps made...
  21. Thread: Slug

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    Thankyou Kiz_paws :)

    Thankyou Kiz_paws :)
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    Thankyou Tailor :)

    Thankyou Tailor :)
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    Hell Carny

    Equinox in that remote little town finds the doors and windows nailed down;
    At the rise of the moon to basements the townsfolk cower;
    With dogs and cats and food for the night, all to survive the...
  24. Thread: Slug

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    Slug

    Slug

    What a sad excuse!
    They say but for the grace of God
    And yes so thankful I be
    But pondering now, it's just so odd

    I mean just look!
    So slimy, so legless so armless
    What's the point of...
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    Thanks JB :) Actually discussing that phrase...

    Thanks JB :)

    Actually discussing that phrase caused me to froogle it, and I found that my 'inversion' was actually the convention. I don't think I'd ever used it before, and now you can be certain...
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