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  1. Warning: Do NOT read this if you have a problem...

    Warning: Do NOT read this if you have a problem with obscenity.

    Mr. Dildo for President!
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    Poetry spaceships are flying out of Wolf Larsen’s hairy vagina!
    And all the...
  2. Doo-Doo Your Creative Doo-Doo Everywhere! A poem...

    Doo-Doo Your Creative Doo-Doo Everywhere!
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    Beethoven pulls out his big space alien Dick and pees his music everywhere!
    Pippity – Whoopity – Booooong!
    So the dancing...
  3. Warning: Do NOT read this if you have a problem...

    Warning: Do NOT read this if you have a problem with the sanity, or if you are very religious.

    Jizz! Poo-Poo! Now!
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    We will conquer the public toilets with rainbows of...
  4. Two Verbs Talking to Each Other A poem by Wolf...

    Two Verbs Talking to Each Other
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    You clomper-boing-fwoob! What you doin’ with that solar system?
    Me? What? This solar system came out of my testicles!
    Your testicles?? But...
  5. Paris After World War 3 A poem by Wolf Larsen ...

    Paris After World War 3
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    Your dreams are wandering around the world
    And a bunch of WHOOPS happens!
    So you unleash delirious words hopping everywhere!
    And everybody starts...
  6. Bluurreeeoooooooooooooooo!!! A poem by Wolf...

    Bluurreeeoooooooooooooooo!!!
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    The poem is burping a bunch of words into the air
    Then flying vacuum cleaners are gobbling up all the words floating everywhere
    And flying...
  7. Flop Gone Gluppy With Buuurrings! A poem by Wolf...

    Flop Gone Gluppy With Buuurrings!
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    A bunch of ciRcuS-cLoWn-caPiTaLisT-pOliTiCiaNs are dancing around you
    While the street flies up and crashes into all the stars
    And you...
  8. Tat-Tat-Tat Pop-Pop-Pop Blam-Blam-Blam for...

    Tat-Tat-Tat Pop-Pop-Pop Blam-Blam-Blam for Breakfast
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    So I’m ejaculating the blue sky around the Earth
    (That’s how the blue sky was created! ‘Cause I’m the Poet!)
    When...
  9. A Homoerotic Masterpiece Painted By Your Dog… A...

    A Homoerotic Masterpiece Painted By Your Dog…
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    My balls are the happiest paradise on the planet!
    And I pee all over the solar eclipse in the sky
    While all the dogs dance...
  10. Monkeys in Our Balls A poem by Wolf Larsen ...

    Monkeys in Our Balls
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    First I eat the human race
    Then I **** my art all over the page
    And then my poetry grows out of the page
    And up into the Milky Way Galaxy
    And then...
  11. Ha ha thanks Tailor! Words & Buildings Growing...

    Ha ha thanks Tailor!

    Words & Buildings Growing Out of Each Other…
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    The poem wants to be upside-down and scrambled
    The poem wants to be so outer space
    That the space...
  12. Somewhere Else is Growing in Your Mind A poem by...

    Somewhere Else is Growing in Your Mind
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    My mind is flying into everything
    The birds are singing about traffic
    And the highways are crawling away to Mars
    A river of words...
  13. Blonging Blukes Are Blooping You! A poem by Wolf...

    Blonging Blukes Are Blooping You!
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    I eat your schizophrenia!
    My head is growing everywhere!
    Herpes is my religion!
    Athlete’s foot is my government!
    I paint syphilis on...
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    The Window Into a Million Somewhere Elses…
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    Beethoven is running around naked in all of his symphonies
    Symphonies made out of nightmares are splashing towards you
    And...
  15. Penis! Swiss Cheese! Charles Manson! Now! A poem...

    Penis! Swiss Cheese! Charles Manson! Now!
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    The lions & tigers devouring my balls
    All have PhD’s in Mass Masturbation Rituals
    And My Penis is Charles Manson ejaculating...
  16. Eat a Verb A poem by Wolf Larsen My...

    Eat a Verb
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    My uncircumcised pen is writing 1,000 orgies a day
    My bang-bang is ejaculating boom-boom everywhere
    Everywhere is collapsing with happiness
    Happiness is...
  17. Jump to the Jippies of the Jack-Jack! A poem by...

    Jump to the Jippies of the Jack-Jack!
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    The wheels of motors of round-and-round!
    The up of boing of blops of ha-ha-ha!
    The WOW of BANG of BOOM-BOOM-BOOM!
    The words of...
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  19. Happy Orgasmic Rainbows A poem by Wolf Larsen ...

    Happy Orgasmic Rainbows
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    Sunlight in my wet dreams!
    Flying bullets in my poetry!
    Ejaculations of abstract art everywhere!
    Charles Manson giving the reader a blow job is...
  20. The Temples of Us A poem by Wolf Larsen I...

    The Temples of Us
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    I invent new imaginary civilizations for us to play in
    We jump amongst all the laughing verbs
    While a flood of crazy adjectives sweeps all reality away...
  21. The Cannibalism Crew A poem by Wolf Larsen ...

    The Cannibalism Crew
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    Ha-ha-ha to the bouncing moons of the up sky!
    We be so heaven
    When the penises be ejaculating the music into our ears!
    That’s why gravity is...
  22. Tomorrow Is Exploding! A poem by Wolf Larsen ...

    Tomorrow Is Exploding!
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    A Zippy Bonk Bear is hopping into your imagination…
    And then 10,000 sunsets fly out of your head!/,,!...
    Patubbers! Bling-blings! Whazup?!
    Whazup...
  23. Glorious Testicles! A poem by Wolf Larsen ...

    Glorious Testicles!
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    Your thoughts are delicious!
    Your delicious thoughts will create so much sexy civilization!
    Your feet will walk across such imaginations!
    We will...
  24. Applause! Gangrene! Your Mother! A poem by Wolf...

    Applause! Gangrene! Your Mother!
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    Tomorrow! Blow up!
    All the nuclear missiles between our legs
    Will blast off to the Queen’s English of Her Majesty’s Vagina!
    Yippee to the...
  25. Nowhere is Everywhere, and Everywhere is Nowhere...

    Nowhere is Everywhere, and Everywhere is Nowhere
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    The nuclear missiles of Bella Bartok’s music are shooting everywhere
    And Ornate Coleman is ****ing the Milky Way Galaxy up...
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