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    A Little Bit Of Humour # 283

    A NOTIONAL MOTION

    Toast always lands butter side down
    Itís a rule of locomotion
    And a cat always lands on its feet
    Now here is a curious notion
    If you tie the toast to the cat
    Would that...
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    Christmas 2019 # 5

    THEY HAVE PIZZA AT THE NORTH POLE

    They have pizza at the North Pole
    On the feast of Stephen
    And they always have the same one
    Deep-pan, crisp and even

    THE SOUND OF CHRISTMAS

    When I heard...
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    Christmas 2019 # 4

    DISCIPLINARIAN FATHER CHRISTMAS

    What does Father Christmas do
    When discipline becomes lax?
    Well he gathers up the naughty Elfís
    And then gives them the sack

    SNOW BLINDNESS STRUCK

    Snow...
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    Christmas 2019 # 3

    TWAS THE NIGHT BEFORE CHRISTMAS # 43

    Twas the night before Christmas
    And all thru the pub
    The air was scented with cinnamon
    From all the festive grub
    From spiced Christmas Ale
    Or Gluwein...
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    Christmas 2019 # 2

    TWAS THE NIGHT BEFORE CHRISTMAS # 41

    Twas the night before Christmas
    And all thru the Barn
    In fact, not a creature was stirring
    At all on the farm
    They were bedded down warmly
    In the fresh...
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    A Little Bit Of Humour # 282

    EXPLODING CHEESE

    Breaking news: thereís been an explosion
    At a cheese factory in Weston-Super-Mare
    There have been no reports of casualties
    Though there was De Brie everywhere

    YOU HAVE A...
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    Christmas 2019 # 1

    TWAS THE NIGHT BEFORE CHRISTMAS # 39

    Twas the night before Christmas
    And alone in the Croft
    The owner banged his head and cussed
    As he did all too oft

    ELF IS AN ACRONYM

    ELF is an acronym
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    Halloween Tales 2019 # 3

    DOUBLE, DOUBLE, TOIL AND TROUBLE

    Double, double, toil and trouble
    Fire burn and cauldron bubble
    Shake it shake it at the double
    Donít drink much or youíre in trouble

    THEY MAY LOOK CUTE AND...
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    Halloween Tales 2019 # 2

    IN THE BLACKNESS OF THE NIGHT

    In the blackness of the night
    Performing their satanic rite
    Satanís followers incite
    To every Demons delight

    DEMONS WALK THE EARTH

    Demons walk the earth
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    Halloween Tales 2019 # 1

    THE COSTUMED ARMY

    Itís here again
    That day we all dread
    When once more
    We fear the rise of the dead

    But fear not
    Our salvation is at hand
    We shall be saved
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    A Little Bit Of Humour # 281

    21st CENTURY NURSERY RHYMES # 431

    Humpty Dumpty had a great fall
    Followed by an average winter
    Then he had an indifferent spring
    Leading to the most glorious summer

    A QUESTION OF BALANCE
    ...
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    A Little Bit Of Humour # 279

    21st CENTURY NURSERY RHYMES # 429

    What are little girls made of?
    Sugar and spice and all things nice
    That's what little girls are made of?
    Well try to remember that the next time
    Your holding...
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    A Little Bit Of Humour # 278

    21st CENTURY NURSERY RHYMES # 428

    Three blind mice? Three blind mice?
    Avoiding my baited traps, every single one
    Visually impaired, see how they run,
    Thumbing their noses when all said and...
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    A Little Bit Of Humour # 277

    21st CENTURY NURSERY RHYMES # 427

    Oh, the grand old Duke of York
    He had ten thousand men
    But after Brexit is settled, they will
    Have to go home again

    THE TRANSFER WINDOW IS OPEN

    The...
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    Thanks Pompey

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    Last lament (do not mourn)

    Do not grieve
    Or mourn my passing
    Banish your sadness
    Remember me and smile
    Do not think of me as gone
    Or out of reach
    For I will be with you always
    Though I cast no shadow
    And you will hear...
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    Gregs are a chain of British bakers
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