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  1. Thread: Foxy is back

    by Hawkman
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    Hahahahahahahahahahahaha! Yes. That's the Bugger!...

    Hahahahahahahahahahahaha! Yes. That's the Bugger! Howdie, JB. Still alive? Plague free? The seaside isn't, might or could be. The SW is closed.

    The government wants us all dead-
    For Boris and...
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    I paddled through this licking an ice lolly....

    I paddled through this licking an ice lolly. (Lots of ice about from all the hail). All hail Auntie. A triumph! Give your laurels a quick dusting, but remember, thou art mortal. :D

    Live and be...
  3. Thread: Ode

    by Hawkman
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    I love that first verse. But I would take issue...

    I love that first verse. But I would take issue with the second :D. Thanks for the last. :cheers2:

    Live and be well - H
  4. Thread: Santa's Booze

    by Hawkman
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    Hiya Auntie, figgy pudding was a Christmas...

    Hiya Auntie, figgy pudding was a Christmas pudding with figs in. Can't say I've ever tried it. Pam Ayers should be googlable. But she is a Westcountry poetess/commedienne/tv presenter, etc. She has a...
  5. Thread: Santa's Booze

    by Hawkman
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    Man: hey there, matey. Thanks for stopping by to...

    Man: hey there, matey. Thanks for stopping by to cast your eye over my festive verses, and especially for taking the time to let me know you had. As for nutty slack, the references to coal and coke,...
  6. Thread: To my son

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    That is real quality, there, JB. Live and be well...

    That is real quality, there, JB. Live and be well - H
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    Yup, a lot of fun. Miss the good stuff. Live and...

    Yup, a lot of fun. Miss the good stuff. Live and be well - H
  8. Thread: Jenius

    by Hawkman
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    Behind every great man, eh, Auntie :D go fir it!

    Behind every great man, eh, Auntie :D go fir it!
  9. Thread: Santa's Booze

    by Hawkman
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    Poor Rudolph Santa's not a happy bloke, He...

    Poor Rudolph

    Santa's not a happy bloke,
    He gave Rudolph the chop,
    For when the chap got home last night
    He couldn't have his tot.

    It turned out Rudolph drank his rum,
    Even knowing it was...
  10. Thread: Santa's Booze

    by Hawkman
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    Santa's Booze

    Never mess with Santa's booze, nor fiddle with his pies,
    The Christmas spirit's lacking, if greed shows in one's eyes.
    So, covet not your neighbour's tot, his sweet meats; let them be.
    On...
  11. Thread: News

    by Hawkman
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    "Fear is the mind killer..." The older I get,...

    "Fear is the mind killer..."

    The older I get, the fewer Effs I give! Words of wisdom, JB.

    Live and be well - H
  12. Thread: Pie crust

    by Hawkman
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    A curious fantasy; brained by Nerfertiti. I...

    A curious fantasy; brained by Nerfertiti. I suppose there could be worse ways to go. I guess that's what they call being busted. Lights out, no change. Keep those feet warm, comrade.

    Live and be...
  13. Thread: Weregelf

    by Hawkman
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    Cheers, JB.

    Cheers, JB.
  14. Thread: Weregelf

    by Hawkman
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    Bump for Halloween.

    Bump for Halloween.
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    Seasonal bump

    Seasonal bump
  16. Thread: Nettles

    by Hawkman
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    "We lived upon nettles, when nettles were good,...

    "We lived upon nettles, when nettles were good,
    And Waterloo porridge was the best of our food"

    Traditional, "The Four Loom Weaver"
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    Still not gone, then? Be well. Post on..

    Still not gone, then? Be well. Post on..
  18. Thread: Tick tock.

    by Hawkman
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    Tick-tock, tick-tock, waiting for death. Why do...

    Tick-tock, tick-tock, waiting for death.
    Why do we wait so long?
    It seems to take for ever
    to run out of breath...
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    "Sharp and witty stars..." & equating the...

    "Sharp and witty stars..." & equating the countertop appliance to "an abandoned wife" are particularly memorable in this little gem. Much enjoyed.

    Live and be well - H
  20. Thread: Pam

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    Pam cleans her teeth with dog chews. PS Peel...

    Pam cleans her teeth with dog chews.

    PS Peel me a grape while you're at it... :D
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    Impeachment

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  22. Thread: Pam

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    Pam 9890

    Pam 9890
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    Thanks, JB. But I've decided to save time and...

    Thanks, JB. But I've decided to save time and just not bother to post my work here anymore. Live long and prosper. H
  24. Thread: Pam

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    Pam eats only Brussels sprouts, when unable to...

    Pam eats only Brussels sprouts, when unable to slake her hunger for the brains of cops and paramedics!
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    Waiting for Dawn

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