Search:

Type: Posts; User: Jerrybaldy; Keyword(s):

Page 1 of 20 1 2 3 4

Search: Search took 0.06 seconds; generated 7 minute(s) ago.

  1. Thread: Pie crust

    by Jerrybaldy
    Replies
    1
    Views
    102

    Pie crust

    Each of my toes
    Sink into the carpet pile
    Warm feet
    As I climb the stairs
    And I think to myself
    I hope nobody is behind me
    And I am actually alone.
    My fingers expertly flick light...
  2. Thread: Hmmmmm

    by Jerrybaldy
    Replies
    0
    Views
    125

    Hmmmmm

    .............. .
  3. Thread: News

    by Jerrybaldy
    Replies
    1
    Views
    156

    News

    Iíve read that global warming
    Is saving us from the next ice age
    Already overdue
    That we need a new plague
    To curb the population explosion
    That all news is fake news
    That god created the...
  4. Thread: Weregelf

    by Jerrybaldy
    Replies
    9
    Views
    1,216

    Class act as always Mr Hawk

    Class act as always Mr Hawk
  5. Thread: The Scream

    by Jerrybaldy
    Replies
    1
    Views
    221

    The Scream

    Charlie is now Shirley
    She wears a tiny timex watch
    Diamantť
    And drinks a skinny coffee
    In the costa
    By the cinema
    That does the foot long hot dog
    And cold burnt onions.
    My older...
  6. Thread: Tick tock.

    by Jerrybaldy
    Replies
    5
    Views
    815

    Thanks for picking up on that line Pren. Good to...

    Thanks for picking up on that line Pren. Good to know it was got. Thanks again.
  7. Thread: Together.

    by Jerrybaldy
    Replies
    1
    Views
    213

    Together.

    Alone
    Alone
    Alone
    Alone
    Not alone
    Woop!
    Nope
    Mistake
    Alone
    Alone
  8. Thread: Opinions

    by Jerrybaldy
    Replies
    2
    Views
    211

    Thanks Danik.

    Thanks Danik.
  9. Thread: Opinions

    by Jerrybaldy
    Replies
    2
    Views
    211

    Opinions

    So thatís it then
    All of that for this.
    Just overweight people who canít stop eating
    Saying what we should do
    When they canít resist a really good pie.
    People saying they are really really...
  10. Thread: Nettles

    by Jerrybaldy
    Replies
    6
    Views
    617

    Pren. How the hell do you remember that? ...

    Pren. How the hell do you remember that? Gobsmacked here. Only have a vague memory myself
  11. Thread: Nettles

    by Jerrybaldy
    Replies
    6
    Views
    617

    Nettles

    Mid morning
    Coco pops done
    Beano comic read
    All systems go
    Shorts on. Sun shining
    Tracy still thinks Iím great.
    Top of the cherry. Lop sided grin
    Salt and vinegar crisps
    I played with...
  12. Replies
    0
    Views
    232

    Sausage roll.

    Iím eating a sausage roll
    At the buffet
    With the people
    Yep that lot.
    The f ucking people
    With the Jesus and the Allah
    And no dead animals
    And the pensioner denim
    So Iím eating a...
  13. Replies
    4
    Views
    418

    You’re a great writer. Funnily enough the line...

    You’re a great writer. Funnily enough the line that Tailor quoted confused me. Why plastic? Plastic surgery? Seemed an odd metaphor for your face.
  14. Thread: The Rabbit

    by Jerrybaldy
    Replies
    5
    Views
    823

    You have a very evocative turn of phrase....

    You have a very evocative turn of phrase. Particularly liked the second line but the whole thing was great to read.
  15. Thread: Tick tock.

    by Jerrybaldy
    Replies
    5
    Views
    815

    Thanks Auntie and Hawk. Wow it’s like old times...

    Thanks Auntie and Hawk. Wow it’s like old times ��. It was a mash up of boy and man as I’m sure you saw. Running out of breath for me can go on forever Hawk. I’ll never be ready. Hope you are both...
  16. Replies
    8
    Views
    1,089

    Good to see you are still lurking too Deiter,...

    Good to see you are still lurking too Deiter, Daniel and Tailor. Thanks for taking the trouble
  17. Replies
    8
    Views
    1,089

    Good to hear from you Hawk. I still get the...

    Good to hear from you Hawk. I still get the occasional urge to come here. You post on too my friend.
  18. Thread: Tick tock.

    by Jerrybaldy
    Replies
    5
    Views
    815

    Tick tock.

    Inside
    The wide eyed boy is playing with matches
    Building dens
    Walking to school
    Drinking water from the tap
    Wet faced
    Wolf whistling
    Laughing too loud
    With yellowed teeth
    Receding...
  19. Replies
    8
    Views
    1,089

    The last to go.

    Hello?
    The hearing is the last to go.
    Hello?
    I think Iím talking
    But Iím thinking Iím talking
    Iím not talking.
    A crisp packet rustling
    Theyíre eating
    Watching
    Dining chairs in the...
  20. Replies
    6
    Views
    457

    Glad to see there is still some good on here.

    Glad to see there is still some good on here.
  21. .........

    .........
  22. You are magnanimous and sincere Shadow light. But...

    You are magnanimous and sincere Shadow light. But having popped back on and seen the state of the front page ( humour, little bit of #263 - 274 mainly) , this place is truly dead as a place of...
  23. Ok. All the best to you and to this site and...

    Ok. All the best to you and to this site and everybody on it. Except the bad guys. It’s been a gas, lit net . Nine years of scribbling and reading other people’s scribblings. It’s been a release and...
  24. As jumping on a having a heart bandwagon shows...

    As jumping on a having a heart bandwagon shows nothing and as for religion I give it the respect it deserves which is obviously none to any free thinking individual. The sooner all religious beliefs...
  25. Just checked your post #20 you’re obsessed with...

    Just checked your post #20 you’re obsessed with and you prattle on and ask several questions so maybe you could narrow it down.
Results 1 to 25 of 497
Page 1 of 20 1 2 3 4