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God Eating Out the Virgin Mary
A poem by Wolf Larsen

I am the thunderstorms in everybody’s balls!...

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Chocolate on My Penis!
A poem by Wolf Larsen

All the mouths flying around the universe
The...

Do the Do Do!
A poem by Wolf Larsen

Defecate your pink elephants everywhere!
Pick all those screaming planets out of your nose!
Let’s eat each other’s eyeballs!
Our brain fires are spreading...

Sing With Your Feet
A poem by Wolf Larsen

Grab the universe in your hands
And twist-&-flip-&-turn the universe into a sculpture
Grab all the buildings in your hands
And bash-&-form-&-turn all...

Blood on Canvas…

For Hermann Nitsch

All poetry must be dripping in blood!
I urinate this poem all over the literary world!
We must sacrifice a thousand animals & human beings every time we...

Idiotilogical Zoos for Space Alien Words/?!/,,!;
A poem by Wolf Larsen

Big sperm machines for flying monkeys!
Outerspace is knocking on your door!
What and where the sCraMbLed-bRaiNs-sYmPhonY?...

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ReaLity – rEaliTy – reAlitY!
A poem by Wolf Larsen

Flying penises are the answer!
As we skip down the street of wet dreams
And our wet...

Sunlight & Rain Getting Married
A poem by Wolf Larsen

Poetry crashes through your window
And now you’re suddenly infected by poetry
The disease of poetry turns the sunlight into verbs & nouns &...

diSco-mUsiC-skYscRapeRs!
A poem by Wolf Larsen

Sunlight to bash the world together!
Bash and bash and bash the nouns into the page!
Go wild with verbs flying everywhere!
Have sex with the...

Love Too Much Up!
A poem by Wolf Larsen

Huge walls of human faces
Cities flying out of all the human faces
While the sky & the space aliens dance together
And everyone dances poetry in the...

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Testicle Temples for Glorious Glory!
A poem by Wolf Larsen

Testicle! Testicle! Testicle!
I...

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Happy Doo-Doo to You!
A poem by Wolf Larsen

I no testicles for world peace!
Huh?! You blupin’...

Everything Booms & Bashes & Screams!
A poem by Wolf Larsen

Cities and words are jumping out of each other
While fires and earthquakes are dancing around each other
And voices and music keep...

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Playing With Myself
A poem by Wolf Larsen

When I pick up a pen I become a child playing with words...

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Pee Pee
A poem by Wolf Larsen

Ding – Boc – Zippies for you!
Lots of flying testicles for me!
We...

I liked it. I think it would be better without the rhymes. But I still like it.

The Riots of Happiness!
A poem by Wolf Larsen

I build as much crazy WOW
As 1,000 rabid dogs biting history in the ***!
So let’s riot the CRASHING music!
Let’s sing the flying toilets into the...

Speaking of the Queen, I would let her Royal Majesty sit on my face if she paid my rent. I need money.

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Won’t You Please Give to the Charles Manson Memorial Fund?
A poem by Wolf Larsen

Give your used...

Today’s Weather Forecast: Big Black Dick & Kangaroos & Lots of Orange
A poem by Wolf Larsen

Blasts of BOOM-BOOM!
Hurrah for the BAM for the CRA!SH for the BANG!
Banging-banging-banging boopers...

Hello! You Makin’ Big Plastic Boobs With the Weather?
A poem by Wolf Larsen

You been zulaapin’ with those horny kangaroos again?
What?! Horny kangaroos no poopy the whoops with bong-bong!
You...

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More Poetry Poo-Poo for Delicious Sunny Now!
A poem by Wolf Larsen

Crazy-banana-symphonies for...

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Herpes for Everybody!
A poem by Wolf Larsen

Penis zops to the blueberries!
Pussy skidaledop for happy...

Words Galloping Everywhere
A poem by Wolf Larsen

The flames jumping out of the words
The millions of yesterdays rushing around & around you
The music of strawberry colors
The horny statues in...

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Red, White, & Blue Toilet Paper for Your Happy Booty Hole!
A poem by Wolf Larsen
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