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    Ode To Beetroot

    Beetroot!
    The root you can't beat!
    Slices of glistening purple!
    Excellent in salads!
    Essential on hamburgers!
    Not so good on pizza
    Have a hamburger instead!
    Vinegary sweet and juicy!...
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    Excellent!

    Excellent!
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    Excellent! Though i can but relate tangentially...

    Excellent! Though i can but relate tangentially as here we had a heatwae with a 46 C (112 F) peak one day, All I was thinking was where is it cold? As my daydreams sunk deeper into the ice, and the...
  4. Thread: Bouncy

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    Bouncy

    The bouncy car it bounces
    On its springs, on its springs
    It bounces on its springs

    The low flying plane it flies
    On its wings, on its wings
    It flies upon its wings

    Closer they get
    The...
  5. Thread: life

    by MystyrMystyry
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    life

    life
    is like a turd
    floating
    along a river
    of pain
    losing bits
    of itself
    and picking up
    bits
    as it bumps
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    Out Of Time Out Of Space

    It came from just the other day
    From a galaxy passing by the way
    All blue and wet and glittery
    Making everyone very jittery

    We could see through it
    And many did eschew it
    But the fact...
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    And She Says

    And she says
    There are all manner of things!
    And she runs
    And leaps
    Over to the bracelets and rings

    And she picks
    Some bright sparkly jewels
    And her bag
    Black velvet
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    I Aren't Here

    I aren't here

    I aren't

    If they come knocking
    If they ask sticky beak questions
    Just tell em
    I aren't here

    I aren't here now
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    Thanks Tony :)

    Thanks Tony :)
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    Santa vs The Abominable Snownan

    Far to the North beneath the ice, comes a rumble, naughty not nice;
    Then follows an Earth shattering, splintering quake;
    Such ferocious terraforming, the landscape worse for this deforming;...
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    Thanks Tony :)

    Thanks Tony :)
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    Thankyou very much kiz_paws :)

    Thankyou very much kiz_paws :)
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    Shalah Shaloom

    They sheathed their swords up to the hilts
    Loyal to the queen they'd been, erstwhilst
    Before her madness in quest of the moon
    The bridge they'd begun ceased too soon

    They followed the maps made...
  14. Thread: Slug

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    Thankyou Kiz_paws :)

    Thankyou Kiz_paws :)
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    Thankyou Tailor :)

    Thankyou Tailor :)
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    Hell Carny

    Equinox in that remote little town finds the doors and windows nailed down;
    At the rise of the moon to basements the townsfolk cower;
    With dogs and cats and food for the night, all to survive the...
  17. Thread: Slug

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    Slug

    Slug

    What a sad excuse!
    They say but for the grace of God
    And yes so thankful I be
    But pondering now, it's just so odd

    I mean just look!
    So slimy, so legless so armless
    What's the point of...
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    Thanks JB :) Actually discussing that phrase...

    Thanks JB :)

    Actually discussing that phrase caused me to froogle it, and I found that my 'inversion' was actually the convention. I don't think I'd ever used it before, and now you can be certain...
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    Thankyou Aunty :) Actually you are partly...

    Thankyou Aunty :)

    Actually you are partly right, and partly wrong.

    Whilst I must admit that the second (and third) stanza was originally completely different, as it was heading into a direction...
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    Thankyou Aunty :) Actually you partly right,...

    Thankyou Aunty :)

    Actually you partly right, and partly wrong.

    Whilst I must admit that the second (and third) stanza was originally completely different, as it was heading into a direction I...
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    Thanks Tailor :)

    Thanks Tailor :)
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    the birbs and the dirds

    the birbs and the dirds
    in the garden with their wings
    pecking at the gravel
    loudly do they sings

    says a birb to a dird
    'i likes yer feathery colour'
    replies the dird to the birb
    'clearly...
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    Sexy Robot Sex

    And lady robot does that thing with her hinges
    Gentleman robot's robot brain sparks and his jinjes
    Become all dritters, and you could fry fritters
    As she gently strokes a couple of his habycons...
  25. The Creature From Querpdermis Querbaffle

    The Creature from Querpdermis Querbaffle
    Walks with a lilt and slight shuffle
    It came to Earth one stormy night
    A swoop and crash led to its plight

    But from the firey remains it emerges
    With...
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