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    Eating grass aids diarroeah.

    Eating grass aids diarroeah.
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    Sanitize - Trade name for a once-popular...

    Sanitize - Trade name for a once-popular carbonated drink with antiseptic properties.


    Carbonated
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    blp, You picked out my two favourite images. ...

    blp,

    You picked out my two favourite images. The 'soccer playing monks' and the 'thoughts like little hats'. But I am having difficulty getting anything from this other than a string of...
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    Granted! But they're the greenest thing here! ...

    Granted! But they're the greenest thing here!


    I wish I could stop wishing for the unobtainable.
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    They stand by the road Offering bottled water...

    They stand by the road
    Offering bottled water
    And tissue packets;
    Going for a few pennies,
    Their poverty interface.


    Standing in a slow-moving queue.
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    This now is their soul, A bag of sand and...

    This now is their soul,
    A bag of sand and strange oils;
    A weird religion!
  7. And finally, tired beyond belief, he collapsed...

    And finally, tired beyond belief, he collapsed like a punctured tyre into the armchair. "Next time, I am going to train for more than two weeks!" he puffed, but she was already asleep so he crept...
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    You ever suspect that Euclid's red diapers are...

    You ever suspect that Euclid's red diapers are yours!
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    Basil, For an answer - please see...

    Basil,

    For an answer - please see
    http://www.online-literature.com/forums/showthread.php?t=16859
    - Post 5!
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    Prattle - Noun (contraction of pre-rattle) - The...

    Prattle - Noun (contraction of pre-rattle) - The faint sound that's not quite clearly heard immediately before a car develops a definite rattle.


    Avoid
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    And the winner is...... . . . . . . . . .

    And the winner is......
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    young architects wear nylon

    young architects wear nylon
  13. My unbearable modesty. ;)

    My unbearable modesty. ;)
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    What a lovely poem Shanna - My avatar shows the...

    What a lovely poem Shanna - My avatar shows the inevitable response of the authorities. :D
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    I've got my work cut out to judge this lot -...

    I've got my work cut out to judge this lot - there are some excellent entries - thanks to all that have entered. I will announce a winner tomorrow sometime - I've got to read them all again first.
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    Are you all telling me that Donne wasn't a...

    Are you all telling me that Donne wasn't a curate? :confused:
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    Punctuation in poetry is like punctuation in...

    Punctuation in poetry is like punctuation in speech - it shows the reader where to break a long passage of words, where to breathe, where to pause. No punctuation at all is as counter-productive as...
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    Dirt - Do you honestly think that Ginsberg didn't...

    Dirt - Do you honestly think that Ginsberg didn't rewrite his poems and edit them? That he spouted whatever came off of the top of his head and just left it intact? Treating it as sacrosanct?

    If...
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    Scabbard - (adjective) - (Of a person, mainly...

    Scabbard - (adjective) - (Of a person, mainly North Yorkshire (Eng.) dialect) - Extremely physically able and durable; resembling the toughness of a scab. Example, "Ayup, 'e i'n't just 'ard, 'e's...
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    marijuana leads to pacifism and communist...

    marijuana leads to pacifism and communist brainwashing and hearing twangs that just aren't there ;)

    Personally, I have more of a faint burr, with overtones of rasp and sibilant emphasis. :D
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    Somewhere between the words he had spoken and the words she had heard, there had been a misunderstanding; this surprised him; but it really shouldn't have done. It's merely the price that we all pay...
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    PS - set your MS word prefs to UK English and see...

    PS - set your MS word prefs to UK English and see what happens.
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    Try an English dictionary, NOT an American one -...

    Try an English dictionary, NOT an American one - we invented the bloody language - make up your own if you don't like it! ;) :lol:
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    Rexastrator - is that a word? :confused:

    Rexastrator - is that a word? :confused:
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    You underestimate Corporal Klinger!! (Was...

    You underestimate Corporal Klinger!!

    (Was going to be Captain Kirk - but for some reason I thought of M*A*S*H)
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