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    To my mother

    Do I cry for you,
    Or for the Years?

    You know the Years I'm talking about.

    They danced past us,
    Barefoot on the beach
    And left us scorching in the sun
    Freezing in the snow.
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    Listening to Herbie Hancock Doing His Thing

    Listening to Herbie Hancock Doing His Thing


    When alone at night, poetry makes sense.
    Gone are: the voices, the grins,
    The phonecalls, the pens.
    Gone
    Are the day's fake skins.

    This...
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    Poll: May I join you in your perversion, dear friend?...

    May I join you in your perversion, dear friend? Everything I've got (155, is it?) on Argentina.



    Do! Next step, push my agenda to make Paramaribo and Athens sister cities.
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    Poll: Well, not myself, but I have a thing for Surinami...

    Well, not myself, but I have a thing for Surinami women.
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    Poll: 50 on Argentina, please. (Someone's GOT to...

    50 on Argentina, please.

    (Someone's GOT to salvage some South American pride...)
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    Brilliant, as ever.

    Brilliant, as ever.
  7. Thread: Bad Art

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    I just had a thought. You seem like you post...

    I just had a thought.

    You seem like you post every little INSANELY INANE thing that comes to your head in a new thread, but this cannot be so. Surely you think of other inane things in 24 hours,...
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    Poll: 100 brazukas on Brazil braplease.

    100 brazukas on Brazil braplease.
  9. Thread: What Men Want

    by DocHeart
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    Shafafa AND chips? Whatyatryinado, kill me?

    Shafafa AND chips?

    Whatyatryinado, kill me?
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    Poll: No draws yet. Isn't it time for one? 20 on a...

    No draws yet. Isn't it time for one?

    20 on a draw between Ghana and USA.
  11. Thread: What Men Want

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    I want the frim fram sauce with oss-en-fay and...

    I want the frim fram sauce with oss-en-fay and shafafa on the side.
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    Poll: LitNet bet: 75 on Argentina beating Bosnia,...

    LitNet bet:

    75 on Argentina beating Bosnia, please.



    Real life bet:


    If I were a gambler, which I'm not, I'd slap a fiver on Honduras snatching a draw against unpredictable, eternally...
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    Poll: Thrilling stuff from England and Italy!!

    Thrilling stuff from England and Italy!!
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    Poll: Sometimes I wonder who's trolling whom in here.

    Sometimes I wonder who's trolling whom in here.
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    My dear Aunt, Reading your pieces brings onto...

    My dear Aunt,

    Reading your pieces brings onto my balcony an insoluble fragrance of days gone by: when I first joined this forum, and started perusing your thoughts and your comments and your art....
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    Poll: We played against a team that was evidently...

    We played against a team that was evidently better and didn't even break a sweat. But I would stay away from betting on any match that involves Greece anyway. They're completely unpredictable. They...
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    Poll: Robben TORTURED Spain tonight. Is this the return...

    Robben TORTURED Spain tonight. Is this the return of total football?
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    Poll: Exactly. It's a crazy world. A spotty 18-year-old...

    Exactly. It's a crazy world. A spotty 18-year-old can compete, but if you're wearing size 7.5 or 11 you're a pariah.
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    Poll: This is a new initiative by FIFA to ensure that...

    This is a new initiative by FIFA to ensure that players are wearing boots of the approved size. Football players must wear only UK sizes from 8 to 10.5. Not many people know that.

    Because of the...
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    Poll: Correct! :)

    Correct! :)
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    Poll: What did I tell you? Didn't I tell you 3+ goals...

    What did I tell you? Didn't I tell you 3+ goals for BRA vs CRO? Did you bet? No? Well.

    I'm putting 50 coins on Spain v Netherlands to end in a DRAW.

    Gambler's tip: Goal-Goal (that is, both...
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    Poll: 50 coins on Brazil, please. However, if...

    50 coins on Brazil, please.

    However, if anyone's looking to put some money on the match, I'd go for over 3 goals being scored in total (currently doubles your money on most web betting shops).
    ...
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    I was hoping
    After one year
    You wouldn't
    Be posting
    Anymore

    But here
    Come threads
    And annoying
    Children
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    I agree with cacian, 16 is definitely too young....

    I agree with cacian, 16 is definitely too young. I started having sex at 16 and never was able to stop. Young boys and girls, if you're reading this, please take your uncle DocHeart's advice: stay...
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    The most stupid thread you can think of

    Let's have a thread where we post stupid ideas for new threads on LitNet.

    I'll start.



    books have pages, rich men have pages. are books rich men?

    News report says Shakespeare was Greek --...
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