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    A Little Bit Of Humour # 291

    ALCOHOLIC CHEESE # 1

    If a cheese is tempted to drink
    Too much, it should not
    Because if it does succumb
    It is at risk of Livarot

    BEST BEFORE 1980 # 4

    I use the phrase “the one from the tv”
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    A Little Bit Of Humour # 290

    CHEESE BITES

    Even cannibals like cheese
    After all it will always please
    And their particular partiality
    Is for Limburger obviously

    THE MEAT MARKETS ARE BUSY # 2

    The meat markets are busy
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    A Little Bit Of Humour # 289

    UNSTABLE CHEESE

    The most unstable cheese
    Curdled and quackers
    Will appear quite sane
    In between two crackers

    IF YOU WANT TO HAVE A SPACE PARTY

    If you want to have a Space party
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    A Little Bit Of Humour # 288

    WHAT'S E.T. SHORT FOR

    Somebody once said to me
    “What's E.T. short for?”
    I said I really didn’t know,
    Which was what he was hoping for,
    “He's only got little legs” he said
    Which I hadn’t...
  13. Thread: More Covid 19

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    More Covid 19

    SOCIAL DISTANCING AND SELF ISOLATION

    Social distancing and self-isolation
    Is not a difficult thing to implement
    When you’re in Wormwood Scrubs
    And placed in solitary confinement

    WE HAVE...
  15. Thread: Covid 19

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    A Little Bit Of Humour # 287

    SAD CHEESE

    Even dairy comestibles
    Are sometimes lacking glee
    And when at their lowest
    They are a very Blue cheese

    COMMENTATING ON EQUESTRIAN # 2

    At his first equestrian event
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    Covid 19

    WHAT TO CALL CORONAVIRUS

    The WHO don’t like
    Asian Virus or Chinese Flu
    So, what to call Coronavirus?
    Covid 19 won’t do
    Wuhan Virus? I think not
    So, I’m calling it Kung Flu

    THE WORLD HEALTH...
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    A Little Bit Of Humour # 286

    FEMINIST CHEESE

    Feminists once burned their bras
    Which understandably caused a stir
    But today we have a feminist cheese
    And it’s been named Germaine Gruyere

    ONE OF THE FOOTBALL SPECTATORS
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    A Little Bit Of Humour # 285

    PERMANENT CHEESE

    Maximillian Mouse is different
    And likes to stand out if he can
    Which is why he has curly-hair
    And his chosen cheese is Permesan

    I WAS NEARLY KILLED BY A SALT LORRY

    I was...
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    A Little Bit Of Humour # 284

    LOST WALK

    Two hydrogen atoms were walking along
    One said, 'I think I've lost an electron.'
    'Are you sure?' was the others interrogative
    The first said, 'Oh Yes, I'm positive... '

    THE BOYS
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    A Little Bit Of Humour # 283

    A NOTIONAL MOTION

    Toast always lands butter side down
    It’s a rule of locomotion
    And a cat always lands on its feet
    Now here is a curious notion
    If you tie the toast to the cat
    Would that...
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    Christmas 2019 # 5

    THEY HAVE PIZZA AT THE NORTH POLE

    They have pizza at the North Pole
    On the feast of Stephen
    And they always have the same one
    Deep-pan, crisp and even

    THE SOUND OF CHRISTMAS

    When I heard...
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