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    Wolf Larsen the Poet Holds the Entire Universe in His Hands
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    The ballet...
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    Saturday Night Drunken Orgies at the Monastery
    Sung by the Drunken Monk Symphony Choir
    A poem by...
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    The Music of Monks & Gregorian Chants & Masturbation in Monasteries Throughout the Ages
    A poem by...
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    Before World War 3 Fills Us Full of Strawberries
    A musical-poem by Wolf Larsen sung by a...
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    The Symphony of Blue, Orange, & Cum Juices on a Canvas
    Played by the Chicago Orgasm Orchestra
    A prose poem by Wolf Larsen

    So...
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    So I’m Riding a Speeding Penis Down the Highway
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    So I’m speeding down the highway driving a giant penis...
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    The Jazz Symphony of Belly Button Madness ...

    The Jazz Symphony of Belly Button Madness
    (Performed by the Transvestite Empress of Sexual Cubism: Wolf Larsen)
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    The black hole in the center of the universe is in the...
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    Portrait of the Artist Jacking Off 10-Times-a-Day as a Young Man
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    Michelangelo’s David is riding a giant...
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    My Brains are Burning Down
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    The poem is growing out of the Poet’s butthole
    And now a bunch of demons are...
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    A Huge Sculpture of My Erection in Front of City Hall
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    I was jumping into a naked symphony
    I was singing...
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    I Dress Boris Johnson Up in French Négligée, and I Put a Collar & Leash on Him, and I Walk Him Through the Park
    A poem by Wolf...
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    Drinking Coronas in the Park Wednesday Afternoon
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    Alfred Schnittke is...
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    The Unemployed Masses Eating the Rich for Lunch...

    The Unemployed Masses Eating the Rich for Lunch
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    While we go hungry
    The rich are all snorting liberty & justice up their noses
    And everybody in Congress is smoking crack...
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    A Crack Cocaine National Anthem
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    Jackson Pollock is ejaculating...
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    Drinking a Martini with the Devil
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    It’s Monday morning and I’m flying to work...
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    Saturday Night Festivities at the Gothic Temple of Cannibalism
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    Last night I...
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    Michelangelo’s David Giving Wolf Larsen a Blowjob in a Chicago Alleyway
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    I...
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    Three Dancers Creating a Jackson Pollock Together
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    The first modern dancer...
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    Down with the book burning inquisition of PC liberals & born-agains!

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    A Pornographic Symphony
    Where all the instruments urinate poetry all over the Book Burning...
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    Crack-Cocaine Concerto with Harp, Flute, & AK-47
    By the Gang-Banging Symphony Orchestra
    A poem by...
  21. I don't want to get in a purely political...

    I don't want to get in a purely political discussion, I only want to discuss literary and artistic freedom.
  22. Call it whatever you will, but it's still book banning to me!

    Excluding the books - banning the books - what's the difference?

    Next thing you know the new politically correct term for book burning will be "community bonfire night".

    It will be a community...
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    I Paint a Seething World on the Brink... A poem...

    I Paint a Seething World on the Brink...
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    I slash the world in half with my sword
    And blood spills all across the continents
    The terrorists are those in the White House &...
  24. The arguments of the above poster is what? That...

    The arguments of the above poster is what? That unless books are banned there will be incest and rape on a mass scale?

    This is absurd! What a bunch of hysteria!

    And the other argument appears...
  25. School boards across the Puritanical States of...

    School boards across the Puritanical States of America have been banning books since forever.

    The only distinction between the politically correct liberals and the born-again Christian...
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