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Warning: Do NOT read this if you have a problem with obscenity, or if you are very religious.
African White Man
A poem by Wolf Larsen
I’m smoking the entire universe rolled up in a fauvist craziness
I’m drinking all the impressionist waterfalls falling out of your mother’s pussy
I’m dancing a politically incorrect nudity with all the Roman emperors
As the city zips & zaps all around me
Because I am the 10,000 faces of happiness
I am the Insane Symphony Orchestra playing a 24 hour pussy war with dick
Especially when the space aliens taste like purple & orange verbs
And now it’s time to chop myself up & eat myself for dessert
Copyright 2021 by Wolf Larsen
Wolf Larsen performs his poetry, plays, & novels on YouTube:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z1-r...nel=WolfLarsen
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Incestuous Animal Music
A poem by Wolf Larsen
Everyone marries their own brothers or sisters
And the inborn children dance night & day to the gunshots
While the orgies rage in all the radios in our minds
And the trees all dance to disco music
While the transvestite riots of happiness
Splash across the universe of sexual juices
While all the human languages form a collage in your ear
And your eyes fall out of your head and bounce all over the world
Copyright 2021 by Wolf Larsen
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Warning: Do NOT read this if you have a problem with obscenity, or if you are very religious.
Let’s Vomit All Over the Pledge of Allegiance Together!
A poem by Wolf Larsen
Let’s sing the Genital Herpes National Anthem!
We’ll paint the red white & blue all over our wet dreams!
And the clarinet will play a bunch of sexy verbs
The French horn will play the Queen-of-England giving Mohammed Ali a blow job
And Jesus & all the disciples will cum in your wife
Let’s say we snort the American President’s State-of-the-Union address up our noses
And then we’ll play the Brandenburg Concertos of our limp penises all afternoon
Bring your 500 sexy blowup dolls!
It’ll be fun!
Copyright 2021 by Wolf Larsen
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Warning: Do NOT read this if you have a problem with obscenity, or if you are very religious.
A Poem With Muscles
A poem by Wolf Larsen
A bunch of verbs & nouns & additives are growing out of my toilet and up past the sky
So I steal the morning
And everybody is like “where did morning went?”
And then I shoot a thousand grammar teachers with my uzi
And as I ejaculate all my stars & moons & planets all over their corpses
A disco band plays some sexy-sexy toxic masculinity
While the big moon testicle in the night sky winks at you
Copyright 2021 by Wolf Larsen
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Warning: Do NOT read this if you have a problem with obscenity, or if you are very religious.
Thou Shall Eat Pussy
A poem by Wolf Larsen
I build a giant temple out of orgasms
I build a new religion out of erections
I write a new bible with pussy juices
And thousands of tongues jumping out of this new bible will make your pussy happy
Very very happy
That is why the teakettle is screaming clouds into the sky
And the screaming clouds in the sky taste delicious
Because the clouds taste like licorice pussy
And eating pussy the is one of the Ten Commandments
Copyright 2021 by Wolf Larsen
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The Happy Song of the Guillotine
A poem by Wolf Larsen
With the background music of thousands of human heads falling out of the guillotine machine
I sing of flowers growing out of millions of planets
As the working class gleefully dances and plays catch & football with the decapitated heads of the bourgeoisie
I preach the poetry of everyone frolicking naked in the Garden of Eden
As the gods of the space aliens bless us with their ejaculations falling from the sky
And we all sail across the Painter’s imagination
As we fly the giant flying grasshoppers
Through giant skies dripping with words
Until we inhabit all the planets of the universe
Copyright 2021 by Wolf Larsen
Wolf Larsen performs his poetry, plays, & novels on YouTube:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nDqqFuE5xaM&ab_channel=WolfLarsen
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A Still Life of Happiness
A poem by Wolf Larsen
My penis calls to the human race!
And to the space aliens too!
Because every poem should invent a million new things!
Every poem starts hopping & jumping!
And we all start hopping & jumping from one space alien’s imagination to another
And then we invent colorful-happy-machines
And the machines invent colorful-new-landscapes
Where a naked human race frolics with colorful-new-words
As bright colors fall all over the world
And now the earth is painted with happiness
Copyright 2021 by Wolf Larsen
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Would You Like a Feminist Nuclear War or a Toxic Masculine Nuclear War With Your Coke & Fries?
A poem by Wolf Larsen
So I give my herpes to all the politicians in Washington
As a special gift
And then I poop my diarrhea onto the assembly lines of American fast food
And it’s as delicious as World War 3 in your tummy!
And then waves of patriotic red-white-&-blue syphilis
Begin splashing all over the world
As Uncle Sam bombs the planet Earth for democracy & big boobs
As the liberals & the conservatives argue over whether a white man or a black woman should push the atomic button
Ka - BooooooooooM
Copyright 2021 by Wolf Larsen
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Dancing to Air Raid Sirens
A poem by Wolf Larsen
So I’m snorting a bunch of punk rock up my nose
While we dance to the end of American “civilization”
And pee all over each other
While the black woman & white man candidates for Biggest *******/***** in the world (US President)
Both talk endless red-white-&-blue diarrhea out of those toilets in their faces
And we dance to the American bombs falling all over the world
And the screams & shouts of humanity
As the air raid sirens sing the song of war-waaar-waaaaaaaar
Will it be an itchy black female or white male finger on the atomic button?
Copyright 2021 by Wolf Larsen
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Xlrrrrrrrrreeeeeeeeeeee!
A poem by Wolf Larsen
The poem jumps around you
And the poem kicks you in the ***
When suddenly your brain starts going East & West & North & South
And everybody’s brains starts exploding with millions of new words
While architects throw a thousand new languages into every building
And our hands start creating new universes
While the words falling out of our mouths become gigantic collages of chaos
And the ending of the poem drips out of your brains
Copyright 2021 by Wolf Larsen
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Warning: Do NOT read this if you have a problem with obscenity, or if you are very religious.
My Balls Are Happy!
A poem by Wolf Larsen
I take a boat to the stars & the future & your pussy
And then all the stars & planets & tornadoes jump into Uncle Sam’s butthole
And Uncle Sam sings a politically correct opera to all the grizzly bears
The grizzly bears all jump on motorcycles and ride off into abstract expressionism
Jackson Pollock then vomits the national anthem all over the moon
And space aliens across the universe moon the planet Earth
And everybody on the planet Earth gets on their knees and prays to Mickey Mouse in the sky
Copyright 2021 by Wolf Larsen
Wolf Larsen performs his poetry, plays, & novels on YouTube:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qu9PO_5At4s&ab_channel=WolfLarsen
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Warning: Do NOT read this if you have a problem with obscenity, or if you are very religious.
A Liberace Julius Caesar Anal Sex Disco Song
A poem by Wolf Larsen
I’m a space alien from my mother’s vagina
Why should I care about human gobbledygook?
I eat 7 continents of eyeballs
While I drink all the political speeches
That are forming around in the two tennis balls hanging from your crotch
And together we lay naked on the sidewalk
While the tourists sing their surprise out of their bulging eyes
And then we perform a anal-sex-sculptures
As millions of miles of Shakespearean dialogue
Falls out of the sky
Copyright 2021 by Wolf Larsen
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A Line of Verbs
A poem by Wolf Larsen
My penis will save the human race!
And the cucumbers & apples of blippy-wippy-zippy is now!
Because we are all exclamation points!
We are all question marks!
Because we are all a bunch of psychotic tomorrows!
Exotic tomorrow! Crazy tomorrow! Delicious tomorrow!
Let’s all zock and badiddle and sing with our pusses!
Or sing with our bellybuttons!
What kind of tomorrow will you snort up your nose?
Copyright 2021 by Wolf Larsen
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Warning: Do NOT read this if you have a problem with obscenity, or if you are very religious.
Chopping Andy Warhol Up Into Pieces
A poem by Wolf Larsen
The flowers are ejaculating pretty words into the air
And bizarre sculptures with tits & dicks & anuses & lips are walking everywhere
And all the skyscrapers are screaming into outer space
While the traffic lights kiss the air with red-yellow-green, red-yellow-green
While spaceships crash into our imaginations
And our imaginations build endless universes on top of each other
And then all the endless universes pour into our brains
While we sing bizarre art at each other
Copyright 2021 by Wolf Larsen
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Dugga Plappies Goin’ Fwap-Fwap-Fwap!
A poem by Wolf Larsen
Beethoven is in the whorehouse of heaven creating symphonies of spermatozoa
With all the dead transvestite Presidents of the United States of Whatever
As phrases of poetry crash & bang on all the planets
And the dinging-dinging trains
Are all flying off to giant oranges & watermelons & apples in the sky
While space alien bugs throughout the universe sing operas of splashing colors
That splatter all over the canvas of one poem after another
Copyright 2021 by Wolf Larsen
