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The Rhythms of the Rhythms of the Rhythms...
A poem by Wolf Larsen
Let’s create mentally-ill skyscrapers!
Let’s dance like dandelions!
Let the music grow rainforests all around you!
Dance all the cities up into the sky!
Fly the music into outer space!
Smile like a dandelion!
Sing of nipples!
Sing of penises!
Do the now with a million grasshoppers!
Have sex with a thousand sculptures!
Be a human tsunami!
Copyright 2021 by Wolf Larsen
Wolf Larsen performs his poetry, plays, & novels on YouTube:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X4v1...rsenWolfLarsen
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Crack Cocaine Music
A poem by Wolf Larsen
The saxophone is jumping all over the universe
The dozen black dudes on the drums are playing one apocalypse after another
The singer is singing all the orgies jumping around in your testicles
The piano starts playing sex robots running among all over the world
The base is running a marathon through a bunch of Mondrian paintings
The saxophone and the drums are exploding with one war after another
All the store manikins of the world are dancing to the music
Then the saxophone explodes with the Great Male Orgasm ejaculating everywhere...
Copyright 2021 by Wolf Larsen
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Warning: do NOT read this if you have a problem with obscenity.
Before the Monsters Cum
A poem by Wolf Larsen
Giant Roar!
Flip all the roaring everything with new somersaults!
Burn down the spring!
Sing like a bird until the motorcycles are cumming all over you!
Avalanches!
Lots of avalanches!
Musical avalanches crashing up!
Up! Up! Up!
Now! Up! Everything!
What disco dancing under 10 million suns?
Have you no testicle English literature roast dog to give?
Are you going to ride your bicycle to heaven?
I’m going to steal your feet and run to hell with them!
Copyright 2021 by Wolf Larsen
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Magical Booty Hole Music!
A poem by Wolf Larsen
A bunch of singing statues are jumping out of your ears
While you scream obscene fireworks at all the voices in the sky
Meanwhile, huge everything is bouncing & crashing everywhere
And your feet are running up-and-down impossible sentences flowing across the earth
And that’s when the government injects you with computer code
And now you’re turning into a humongous penis
Blasting off into some other fairytale
Copyright 2021 by Wolf Larsen
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No & Yes Dancing Together
A poem by Wolf Larsen
I be ****ting endless lines of poetry out of my booty hole
And the universe be dripping with my happiness
And the painting be flying up and down
While bashing symphonies be jumping at you
And you run into a thousand days of rain
So many belly buttons falling from the sky
So you jump up into a different solar system
And while you sit on a planet of verbs spreading everywhere
You write your eulogy for the human race
Copyright 2021 by Wolf Larsen
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Billions of People Clapping Rhythm Together
A poem by Wolf Larsen
The poem is flying away from you
Voices are rushing at you from all the stars in the sky
Huge new civilizations are popping out of your head every minute
So you sing like you have a thousand mouths
You stir in a bunch of Frank Gary & Muddy Waters & Wasilla Kandinsky into the poem
And you watch the poem boil over with Cubist songs & screaming human faces & sunlight
And you touch a thousand generations of humanity flowing past you
Into the darkness of extinction
Copyright 2021 by Wolf Larsen
Wolf Larsen performs his poetry, plays, & novels on YouTube:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rr4sDT_GfWI&ab_channel=WolfLarsenWolfLarse n
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Stravinsky’s Gang Doin’ a Drive-By on Picasso’ s Gang
A poem by Wolf Larsen
The poem & I were dancing together
When suddenly Timbuktu jumped out of the poem
And streets & people & sidewalks were all jumping out of the poem
And 10,000 different brains were growing inside of the reader’s brains
And huge neon words were crashing into the earth
And endless naked clones of you were running amok everywhere
When suddenly all the naked clones of you crashed into you
And then all the words of the poem crashed off this page…
Copyright 2021 by Wolf Larsen
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The Orgasmic Art Movement
A poem by Wolf Larsen
I eat words dripping in sex
Then I shove thousands of solar systems into this poem
And then all the millions & millions of faces inside this poem laughing & laughing
Then I **** all the languages on Earth with my giant pen
Until all languages on Earth have a big splashing orgasm of Impressionism together
And with the colors of this big Impressionist orgasm
I paint all the planets & moons & suns of the universe into existence
Copyright 2021 by Wolf Larsen
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Got to Get to Be
A poem by Wolf Larsen
The rhythm got to slide-back-&-fourth like earthquakes
The voice sings the universe exploding
The cello dances between cocaine and heroin
Then a thousand voices sing a bunch of beginnings weaving-in-&-out-of each other
The piano is trying & trying & trying to break through crash through create some new everything
Then the thousand voices crash into each other
The cello is laughing & laughing
Then the piano & the cello fight each other for world peace
Copyright 2021 by Wolf Larsen
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Warning: do NOT read this if you have a problem with obscenity.
Dancing in Burning Buildings
A poem by Wolf Larsen
I want my voice to be an earthquake
I want my spermatozoa swimming in music
I want to create buildings out of musical notes
I wish a big penis growing out of every politician’s face
I am the fires burning out of our heads
Even the police suck my Dick
And I urinate all over the publishing corporations & the three whorehouses (the legislative, executive, & judicial)
And I play this revolutionary music
With my penis & my right hand
Copyright 2021 by Wolf Larsen
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Warning: Do NOT read this if you have a problem with obscenity, or if you are very religious.
Splashing Musical Colors All Over a Canvas
A poem by Wolf Larsen
First I turn the poem into a rectangle with lots of screams inside
Then the poem dances through endless wars as it sings with blood-dripping words
Then a bunch of psychopaths surround the poem and stab & stab it
While the poem laughs like a thousand Gypsies all jumping out of each other’s mouths
Then the poem performs fellatio on Jesus dying on the cross
And Jesus says: “I’m cumming! I’m cumming!”
Copyright 2021 by Wolf Larsen
Wolf Larsen performs his poetry, plays, & novels on YouTube:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o-aP1WRky0g&ab_channel=WolfLarsenWolfLarsen
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Music Rages All About
A poem by Wolf Larsen
Crazy is a beautiful now
Made from the music of solar systems crashing into each other
While up goes dancing with down
And rage stabs & stabs at the sky
Waves of urban imagery splashing about in anger
While the rhythm of blue skies & gray skies
Makes the passing days tumble all over each other
Like incestuous twins running hand-in-hand towards the mushroom clouds
Copyright 2021 by Wolf Larsen
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Warning: Do NOT read this if you have a problem with obscenity.
Kissing All the Planets
A poem by Wolf Larsen
Poems are jumping & crashing & singing all around you
While you’re splashing emotions & faces & words all over the page
A thousand huge penises suddenly jump out of the poem
And now a thousand huge penises are running all around you
As you scream out the poem to a horny-dancing-space-alien
On the other side of the universe
And then the space alien opens his mouth
And you drown in a tidal wave of extraterrestrial words
Copyright 2021 by Wolf Larsen
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Warning: Do NOT read this if you have a problem with obscenity.
The Ballet of Lots of Booty!
A poem by Wolf Larsen
She dances with meteors crashing all around her
She dances on top of a volcano
Then two Tchaikovsky clones jump out of the butts of God & Satan
And the two Tchaikovsky clones dance together
In a theater painted with the contents of Andre Derain’s fauvist Balzac
Then a naked Jesus Christ dances with the two Tchaikovsky clones
Until a big battering ram crashes into the poem
And the pieces of the poem are now flying everywhere…
Copyright 2021 by Wolf Larsen
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The Ballet of Splashing Colors
A poem by Wolf Larsen
The poem dances around the painting
And out of the painting jumps the entire human race
Billions & billions of people all dancing to different phrases of poetry
As the space aliens & sex robots all play pornographic music together
Then the reader jumps into the poem
And now the reader is surrounded by thousands of fornicating words
All moaning & oohing & aahing
And then the grand finale of cum comes
And washes us in all our beautiful sins
Copyright 2021 by Wolf Larsen
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Hallucinating 10,000 New Words
A poem by Wolf Larsen
Deranged is the everything!
As I eat streets made out of music!
Sunlight is my round-and-round!
As we do endless verbs up our noses!
Alcoholic rivers of heaven!
Rhythms of crazy crazy!
As we dance to the ejaculations of space monsters!
Can we run and run passed the blue sky?
With our talking feet?
How long before all those street corners go insane?
Copyright 2021 by Wolf Larsen
Wolf Larsen performs his poetry, plays, & novels on YouTube:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O76F0Hqu6eM&ab_channel=WolfLarsen
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Fwuup! Bwuup! Pow!
A poem by Wolf Larsen
Hours of crazy fluuping everywhere
All the upside down was dancing amongst the ambulance sirens
aMbuLaNcE sirrreens - amBuLaanCe siRReens - aMbULaaNcE sIrReeens
Then a madman ate all your poetry
And all the angels in heaven are pissing fountains-of-joy down into your brains
So with your 10,000 mouths you create the poetry of sunlight
So much architecture & earthquakes & poetry falling out of your 10,000 mouths
That the entire audience at the poetry reading
All hang themselves
And now as you finish the poem you’re looking out at 100 corpses hanging
Copyright 2021 by Wolf Larsen
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Eat My Music
A poem by Wolf Larsen
I’m peeing my brains all over you
While You’re chopping yourself up into verbs & adjectives & nouns
I’m taking all those verbs & adjectives & nouns
And I’m building whole universes made out of words
And now we’re having sex amongst all the words flowing amongst us
Waterfalls of words are pouring upon our naked bodies
And in our hardhat construction job together we’re nailing all the suns & moons & planets into the night sky
And after work we drink all the colors of the rainbow
And now we’re walking erratically on the moon
Until we fall asleep in some other century
Copyright 2021 by Wolf Larsen
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East & West Are Holding Hands
A poem by Wolf Larsen
South went north with a couple of eyeballs
And now the forests of happiness are growing all over your face
The highway of 18 wheelers that goes straight through your face
Says high to the subway trains & freight trains that keep turning into ants
Meanwhile a big nipple in the sky
Is smiling like a big Charles Manson face smiling down on the human race
That must be God
Copyright 2021 by Wolf Larsen
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Warning: Do NOT read this if you have a problem with obscenity, or if you are very religious.
Lots of Glory Hallelujahs Cumming!
A poem by Wolf Larsen
We cum here today because we have been saved by the Big Penis in the Sky!
We cum here today because the thousands of glory hallelujahs in our ballsacks
Are singing & singing of His glory!
We cum here today because a thousand lunatics claiming to be God’s sons & daughters
Are all ejaculating out of the Big Penis in the Sky as I speak!
Glory hallelujahs!
Glory hallelujahs to the oceans of fish swimming in the Virgin Mary’s vagina!
Glory hallelujahs to the Big Plastic Boobs of all the First Ladies of the White House!
And glory hallelujahs to the gold rolling in on this 10% express!
Hallelujah! Hallelujah! Hallelujahs!
He’s cumming! We're all cumming together!
Copyright 2021 by Wolf Larsen
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Waves of Now
A poem by Wolf Larsen
Huge teeth are devouring thousands of languages
While the drums are dancing from one sky to the other
The heat is crashing everywhere into the planet Earth
While meteors & comets are flying out of all the paintings
And the drums are painting one gigantic universe after another
While the paintbrush splashes naughty words everywhere
And the people smash & smash their thoughts together
While the ending of the poem speaks from some distant horizon
Copyright 2021 by Wolf Larsen
Wolf Larsen performs his poetry, plays, & novels on YouTube:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aG6PS97m5Jg&t=50s&ab_channel=WolfLarsen
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Drums & Words ****ing Each Other Yes!
A poem by Wolf Larsen
I want to jump poetry everywhere!
Fly giant bright everything now!
Sidewalks zipping & zapping away!
Feet that turn into torpedoes!
People growing wings and becoming dinosaurs!
Let’s paint our naked bodies with words
And walk around nude and create poetry together!
Let’s do a tornado now!
Let’s neon the streets with streams of words!
Let’s **** each other with the ending of the poem!
Copyright 2021 by Wolf Larsen
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Warning: Do NOT read this if you have a problem with obscenity.
I Tie English to the Bedposts and I…
A poem by Wolf Larsen
I need to write novels that are paintings
I need to write pornographic plays that are 10 million orgasms
I need to **** my insanity into the English language
I’m going to touch the naked body of the English language
I’m going to make the English language cum
And then I’m going to ejaculate French all over the English language (1066)
I’m going to pee Spanish all over the English language
As English begs for more!
Copyright 2021 by Wolf Larsen
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Warning: Do NOT read this if you have a problem with obscenity.
I was Pissing…
A poem by Wolf Larsen
I was pissing my prose & poetry all over the big publishing corporations in New York City
When suddenly verbs & nouns started growing out of the ground everywhere I pissed
And a bunch of dancing-punk-rockers started doing verbs & nouns to each other
As the tornadoes of music leaped from planet to planet
So now the cannibal ants are devouring the universe with their humongous teeth & mouths
As flying storks deliver little Attila-the-Huns to Virgin Marys throughout the universe
And all the Attila-the-Huns are mixed race
And the big black porn actor winks at the reader
From his throne in the sky
Copyright 2021 by Wolf Larsen
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Lust for Dinner…
A poem by Wolf Larsen
Why not dance like a thousand naughty verbs?
Why not reach into the earth and pull out a million corpses?
And eat them?
And pussy (cats) & space alien cum & tornadoes made out of music
All as delicious as poetry dripping in a sugary sauce!
Because elephant brains fly!
And the dancing tomorrows
Are as crack-cocaine as my love for you!
Is your face made out of hundreds of lips?
In what direction will the ending of the poem go?
Copyright 2021 by Wolf Larsen
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Splash & Fly & Grab!
A poem by Wolf Larsen
I’m splashing thousands of words on the page!
I’m splashing words on the canvas!
Words flying East & West & North & South!
Phrases of poetry zipping fast in all directions!
Phrases of poetry crashing into each other wherever you look!
All the solar systems filled with flying phrases of poetry!
Everyone grabbing words and flinging them at each other!
People catching the words into their hands and eating them!
And everyone having sex with words night & day!
Until night & day are crashing into pieces…
Copyright 2021 by Wolf Larsen
Wolf Larsen performs his poetry, plays, & novels on YouTube:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-dBDKCRpPoM&ab_channel=WolfLarsen
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The Larry Flynt Ballet Company
A poem by Wolf Larsen
It’s a vision of apples & bananas with legs dancing down Broadway!
It’s flying testicles everywhere!
It’s a chorus of insane millions all singing together!
Because I enjoy my chocolate & vanilla testicles with whipped cream!
It’s laughing nipples with your sundae symphonies!
Sundae symphonies made out of ice cream ballet dancers!
That’s how we fly with piano & castanets & harp!
With pubic hairs for all!
You dig?
Copyright 2021 by Wolf Larsen
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Sex Robot Fantasy in E Minor
A poem by Wolf Larsen
You take the train to the end of the world
At the end of the world the planes leave for other planets
Other planets made out of fantasies of plentiful colors
Where the birds sing the songs of the Iliad & the Odyssey
To all the sex robots bouncing around
And now it’s time to pull away the curtain of the blue sky
And reveal all the cosmos of the up
Where we will live
Copyright 2021 by Wolf Larsen
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Invade the Universe! Now!
A poem by Wolf Larsen
First we grow strawberries inside our heads
Then we play mushroom-cloud-music both night and day
Until we pull out our penises and ejaculate feminism
All over the faces of the sex robots
And now a thousand blue skies are dancing in our wet dreams
While Picasso paints the giant buttocks of God
With his Cubist pornography
And now the poem lays down
And stares at all the up
We haven’t invaded yet
Copyright 2021 by Wolf Larsen
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You Eat A Thousand Suns
A poem by Wolf Larsen
You wrap your naked body in all the verbs & nouns of the French language
You lay on the ground crying verbs & nouns all over the fertile earth
And now talking strawberries & laughing blueberries are growing upside down out of the sky
So the planet Mars crashes into your head
And your two testicles turn into spaceship factories
And now spaceships are launching out of your penis and filling the skies
As you walk on a floating phrase of poetry
That’s a bridge from one solar system to another
Copyright 2021 by Wolf Larsen
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So Much Saturday in My Tuesday
A poem by Wolf Larsen
She dances like the planets sailing around the sun
He dances like a bunch of smiles & ejaculations & flowers
Then the sex robot jumps in between the two
And the sex robot dances like luscious verbs dripping out of pussy trees
Then she dances like 2,000 years of immaculate conception on fire
And he dances the tanks & bombs of war
And the sex robot creates flying blueberry penises everywhere in its dance
And the reader dances out of the poem
Copyright 2021 by Wolf Larsen
Wolf Larsen performs his poetry, plays, & novels on YouTube:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x3HsXywfDsg&t=4s&ab_channel=WolfLarsen
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Warning: Do NOT read this if you have a problem with obscenity, or if you are very religious.
Love Poem to a Sex Robot
A poem by Wolf Larsen
I want to lose both my sanity & my insanity to you!
I want to give you so many Penises!
Strawberry Penises! Blueberry Penises! Orange Penises!
We’ll dance under the orgasmic sky!
Your pussy you will explode!
And nine months later you’ll give birth to 10,000 sheep!
We’ll live on Montanaaaaaaaa on Mars!
All your bellybuttons will be my desire!
I love you with so much Jesus Christ!
We’ll be World War III together!
Now hug me…
Copyright 2021 by Wolf Larsen
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Warning: Do NOT read this if you have a problem with obscenity, or if you are very religious.
My Butt for President!
A poem by Wolf Larsen
So you’re drinking the holy piss of the Catholic Pope
While Gloria Steinem & Jerry Falwell are giving you a blow job
And you’re snorting a line of cocaine from Columbia all the way to the White House in Washington DC
While a punk rock band of war criminals
Are playing tat-tat-tat & boom-boom-boom
(Hillary Clinton is on vocals)
While the Statue of Liberty is licking & licking all of the liberty & justice for all in your *******
And it feels so good!
As you dance to the Cuban Missile Crisis
And vomit the red white & blue all over the North American continent
Copyright 2021 by Wolf Larsen
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Warning: Do NOT read this if you have a problem with obscenity, or if you are very religious.
I Wipe My *** With Facebook
A poem by Wolf Larsen
Zillions of sex robots with the face of Mark Zuckerberg are flying all over the sky
And all the Mark-Zuckerberg-sex-robot-flying-clones are pooping bombs out of their butts
Unto the screaming civilians below
The American bombs are falling all over the world to promote liberty & justice & McDonald’s hamburgers for all
As Uncle Sam conducts the Symphony of Endless War or Freedom or something like that
And all the capitalist politicians in Washington DC & war profiteers sing their favorite song: “Over there! Over there!”
And then God pulls out his big black Dick
And pisses a big red-white-&-blue stream all over Amerikkka from sea-to-shining-sea
Copyright 2021 by Wolf Larsen
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Warning: Do NOT read this if you have a problem with obscenity, or if you are very religious.
A Forever Night!
A poem by Wolf Larsen
Yesterday I conquered the world for one brief moment!
I was the guillotine operator of your dreams!
I smeared World War III all over my face
And I raised my arms and summoned up all the gods & goddesses in our genitals!
My penis was the center of the universe!
My eyes created dimensions that only space aliens have seen!
All the animals of the world fell to their knees before me!
And all the world fornicated a great orgy of poetry
In my honor!
Because I am the most insane masturbator of the great illustrious Milky Way Galaxy!
And I am forever!
Copyright 2021 by Wolf Larsen
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Frank Gehry on Crack
A poem by Wolf Larsen
This poem jumps out of 100 heads
Then this poem has a nuclear reaction
And this poem explodes into millions of words
And now there’s sexy words & angry words & crazy words
All throwing themselves on the sides of buildings & trains
In a graffiti-art-phrase-of-poetry that’s flying all over the world
Until everyone starts painting space alien brains all over the planet
And the poem goes & hides in a prehistoric cave
Copyright 2021 by Wolf Larsen
Wolf Larsen performs his poetry, plays, & novels on YouTube:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YEFOel411CE&ab_channel=WolfLarsen
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Warning: Do NOT read this if you have a problem with obscenity, or if you are very religious.
Ka-Blap! Ka-Blap!
A poem by Wolf Larsen
Poems want to be naughty
Endless vaginas devouring the reader!
Giant God Penises ****ing all the planets of the universe!
Huge universes of spunk in our balls!
Black holes that want to be filled with all the planets & suns & moons dripping out of the universe between their legs!
Let’s conquer the universe with bellybuttons!
A philosophy of nipples on a warm sunny day…
A right hand and a rising skyscraper playing beautiful music together
Until….
Ka - booooooooooom! Ka - splaaaaaaaassh! Vwooooooop!
Copyright 2021 by Wolf Larsen
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Warning: Do NOT read this if you have a problem with obscenity, or if you are very religious.
Space Alien Drugs
A poem by Wolf Larsen
I chop up God’s brains
And I throw God’s brains into the soup of the universe
And now all the space alien dogs are yapping & eating up God’s brains
And then I steal God’s big black Dick
And now I’m ****ing all the world’s politicians & dictators up the ***
With God’s big black Dick
While I sing summer winter fall & spring to all the Alfred E Newman clones in everybody’s balls
And then we eat all the space alien languages out of all the space alien pussy
Copyright 2021 by Wolf Larsen
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Splashing Judaism All Over a Catholic Canvas
A poem by Wolf Larsen
I am as religious as my head on fire!
A Catholic Wolf Larsen & a Jewish Wolf Larsen & a pagan Wolf Larsen are all sharpening their knives and staring at each other
And then the atheist Wolf Larsen pisses all over the other Wolf Larsens
And the laughter of atheist Wolf Larsen causes earthquakes all over the universe
And then a tidal wave of 10,000 Wolf Larsens
Are splashing all over the world
And then millions of planet Earths are born
Inside the imagination of a space alien
While she sits on the face of a sex robot
As God ****s the night sky all over the up…
Copyright 2021 by Wolf Larsen
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Warning: Do NOT read this if you have a problem with obscenity, or if you are very religious.
Smoking Wow With a Transsexual Jesus
A poem by Wolf Larsen
Syphilis! God! Now!
Pornography Gods ****ing the human race!
Orange-Purple-Music! Upside down!
With Rabies!
A bunch of yes!
I am pissing on stage!
This is my butt!
Yes! Nuclear war! Fun!
Artificial intelligence with some orgasms!
Your mother’s pussy with some liberty & justice for all!
Where’s the American flag? I’m out of toilet paper!
Can we cum our awokeness all over the face of the American president?
More war! So liberal with your gentrification!
So cities on fire!
No!
Copyright 2021 by Wolf Larsen
