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Warning: Do NOT read this if you have a problem with obscenity, or if you are very religious.
So Much Saturday in My Tuesday
A poem by Wolf Larsen
She dances like the planets sailing around the sun
He dances like a bunch of smiles & ejaculations & flowers
Then the sex robot jumps in between the two
And the sex robot dances like luscious verbs dripping out of pussy trees
Then she dances like 2,000 years of immaculate conception on fire
And he dances the tanks & bombs of war
And the sex robot creates flying blueberry penises everywhere in its dance
And the reader dances out of the poem
Copyright 2021 by Wolf Larsen
Wolf Larsen performs his poetry, plays, & novels on YouTube:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x3Hs...nel=WolfLarsen
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Warning: Do NOT read this if you have a problem with obscenity, or if you are very religious.
Love Poem to a Sex Robot
A poem by Wolf Larsen
I want to lose both my sanity & my insanity to you!
I want to give you so many Penises!
Strawberry Penises! Blueberry Penises! Orange Penises!
We’ll dance under the orgasmic sky!
Your pussy you will explode!
And nine months later you’ll give birth to 10,000 sheep!
We’ll live on Montanaaaaaaaa on Mars!
All your bellybuttons will be my desire!
I love you with so much Jesus Christ!
We’ll be World War III together!
Now hug me…
Copyright 2021 by Wolf Larsen
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Warning: Do NOT read this if you have a problem with obscenity, or if you are very religious.
My Butt for President!
A poem by Wolf Larsen
So you’re drinking the holy piss of the Catholic Pope
While Gloria Steinem & Jerry Falwell are giving you a blow job
And you’re snorting a line of cocaine from Columbia all the way to the White House in Washington DC
While a punk rock band of war criminals
Are playing tat-tat-tat & boom-boom-boom
(Hillary Clinton is on vocals)
While the Statue of Liberty is licking & licking all of the liberty & justice for all in your *******
And it feels so good!
As you dance to the Cuban Missile Crisis
And vomit the red white & blue all over the North American continent
Copyright 2021 by Wolf Larsen
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Warning: Do NOT read this if you have a problem with obscenity, or if you are very religious.
I Wipe My *** With Facebook
A poem by Wolf Larsen
Zillions of sex robots with the face of Mark Zuckerberg are flying all over the sky
And all the Mark-Zuckerberg-sex-robot-flying-clones are pooping bombs out of their butts
Unto the screaming civilians below
The American bombs are falling all over the world to promote liberty & justice & McDonald’s hamburgers for all
As Uncle Sam conducts the Symphony of Endless War or Freedom or something like that
And all the capitalist politicians in Washington DC & war profiteers sing their favorite song: “Over there! Over there!”
And then God pulls out his big black Dick
And pisses a big red-white-&-blue stream all over Amerikkka from sea-to-shining-sea
Copyright 2021 by Wolf Larsen
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Warning: Do NOT read this if you have a problem with obscenity, or if you are very religious.
A Forever Night!
A poem by Wolf Larsen
Yesterday I conquered the world for one brief moment!
I was the guillotine operator of your dreams!
I smeared World War III all over my face
And I raised my arms and summoned up all the gods & goddesses in our genitals!
My penis was the center of the universe!
My eyes created dimensions that only space aliens have seen!
All the animals of the world fell to their knees before me!
And all the world fornicated a great orgy of poetry
In my honor!
Because I am the most insane masturbator of the great illustrious Milky Way Galaxy!
And I am forever!
Copyright 2021 by Wolf Larsen
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Frank Gehry on Crack
A poem by Wolf Larsen
This poem jumps out of 100 heads
Then this poem has a nuclear reaction
And this poem explodes into millions of words
And now there’s sexy words & angry words & crazy words
All throwing themselves on the sides of buildings & trains
In a graffiti-art-phrase-of-poetry that’s flying all over the world
Until everyone starts painting space alien brains all over the planet
And the poem goes & hides in a prehistoric cave
Copyright 2021 by Wolf Larsen
Wolf Larsen performs his poetry, plays, & novels on YouTube:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YEFOel411CE&ab_channel=WolfLarsen
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Warning: Do NOT read this if you have a problem with obscenity, or if you are very religious.
Ka-Blap! Ka-Blap!
A poem by Wolf Larsen
Poems want to be naughty
Endless vaginas devouring the reader!
Giant God Penises ****ing all the planets of the universe!
Huge universes of spunk in our balls!
Black holes that want to be filled with all the planets & suns & moons dripping out of the universe between their legs!
Let’s conquer the universe with bellybuttons!
A philosophy of nipples on a warm sunny day…
A right hand and a rising skyscraper playing beautiful music together
Until….
Ka - booooooooooom! Ka - splaaaaaaaassh! Vwooooooop!
Copyright 2021 by Wolf Larsen
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Warning: Do NOT read this if you have a problem with obscenity, or if you are very religious.
Space Alien Drugs
A poem by Wolf Larsen
I chop up God’s brains
And I throw God’s brains into the soup of the universe
And now all the space alien dogs are yapping & eating up God’s brains
And then I steal God’s big black Dick
And now I’m ****ing all the world’s politicians & dictators up the ***
With God’s big black Dick
While I sing summer winter fall & spring to all the Alfred E Newman clones in everybody’s balls
And then we eat all the space alien languages out of all the space alien pussy
Copyright 2021 by Wolf Larsen
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Warning: Do NOT read this if you have a problem with obscenity, or if you are very religious.
Splashing Judaism All Over a Catholic Canvas
A poem by Wolf Larsen
I am as religious as my head on fire!
A Catholic Wolf Larsen & a Jewish Wolf Larsen & a pagan Wolf Larsen are all sharpening their knives and staring at each other
And then the atheist Wolf Larsen pisses all over the other Wolf Larsens
And the laughter of atheist Wolf Larsen causes earthquakes all over the universe
And then a tidal wave of 10,000 Wolf Larsens
Are splashing all over the world
And then millions of planet Earths are born
Inside the imagination of a space alien
While she sits on the face of a sex robot
As God ****s the night sky all over the up…
Copyright 2021 by Wolf Larsen
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Warning: Do NOT read this if you have a problem with obscenity, or if you are very religious.
Smoking Wow With a Transsexual Jesus
A poem by Wolf Larsen
Syphilis! God! Now!
Pornography Gods ****ing the human race!
Orange-Purple-Music! Upside down!
With Rabies!
A bunch of yes!
I am pissing on stage!
This is my butt!
Yes! Nuclear war! Fun!
Artificial intelligence with some orgasms!
Your mother’s pussy with some liberty & justice for all!
Where’s the American flag? I’m out of toilet paper!
Can we cum our awokeness all over the face of the American president?
More war! So liberal with your gentrification!
So cities on fire!
No!
Copyright 2021 by Wolf Larsen
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Warning: Do NOT read this if you have a problem with obscenity, or if you are very religious.
Barfing My Poetry All Over the Milwaukee Avenue Busstop
A poem by Wolf Larsen
Your booty & my booty are so happy together!
It’s like the incestuous twins of the sun & the moon
Making illegitimate babies together
As God sings us a purple & blue & green opera
And you & I we ejaculate our correct English grammar all over the blue sky
And then a thousand demons scream out of your throat
As we bicycle together to the entrance to hell
Where we find the giant river of born-again Christian spermatozoa
That flows out of the preacher’s mouth every Sunday
Copyright 2021 by Wolf Larsen
Wolf Larsen performs his novels & poetry & plays on YouTube:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Soq2TPUV9Sc&ab_channel=WolfLarsen
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Warning: Do NOT read this if you have a problem with obscenity, or if you are very religious.
A Ticket to Insanity…
A poem by Wolf Larsen
Everybody is pissing their brains all over me
As I dance in the sunlight of your ancestors
And now all the world’s fish are swimming out of my penis
And into the aquarium of the Queen of England’s vagina
As a million Poets all eat the **** out of my brains
And then I have extramarital sex with all the purple & pink giraffes
In that neon mushroom land
That’s growing all over your naked body
Copyright 2021 by Wolf Larsen
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Warning: Do NOT read this if you have a problem with obscenity, or if you are very religious.
Some Coke With Your American “Culture” Wars?
A poem by Wolf Larsen
**** **** Crap & Jizz are my best friends!
That’s why fried rich liberals are delicious!
So just fill the toilet with all your capitalist political speeches and flush!
Or maybe we should perform our poetry naked at poetry readings
While the audience spanks & spanks each other
Why does anybody care which capitalist gobbledygook is in the White House anyway?
Let’s just **** cheeseburger-American-culture out of our booty holes
And onto the assembly lines of corporate literary pooh
But I really love your fake booty of a mile long
So let’s meet on tinder and make kids now
Copyright 2021 by Wolf Larsen
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Warning: Do NOT read this if you have a problem with obscenity, or if you are very religious.
I Jizz Peace-on-Earth All Over My Food!
A poem by Wolf Larsen
I create poetry with magical dildos!
I do the art with the wildest masturbations!
I raise my arms and summon up a thousand skies!
Our Penises shall give birth to a million new Jerusalems!
We shall all be Messiahs of the bedroom!
Our spermatozoa shall be 100 colors!
We shall turn outer space into an abstract expressionist canvas with our ejaculations!
And then we shall pee a new religion all over each other!
Because God is in between our legs!
Copyright 2021 by Wolf Larsen
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Charlie Chaplin Dancing on the Moon
A poem by Wolf Larsen
My penis is laughing & laughing at the born-again Christians & feminists
While the poem is sliding and falling and flying around me
And I’m chasing the poem across deserts & forests & cities as it runs away from me
When I’m suddenly drowned in a river of schizophrenic words sent from Mars
So my corpse grabs a tornado in each hand
And I send the twin tornadoes crashing through the corporate publishing industry
And from the rubble of the corporate publishing industry giant wonderful poems & plays & novels grow everywhere
Copyright 2021 by Wolf Larsen
