Two More ZiPpiTy-biNg-bOng-flOpPitY-fluP Poems!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Do not read this if you have a problem with obscenity, or if you are very religious. You have been warned!
How to Eat Human Feces!
A poem by Wolf Larsen
Our belly buttons begin loudly prophesizing of the day when Elliott Carter will come back from the dead and conquer the planet Earth with the New York City subway system!
And then Kubla Khan comes down from the sky on a flyyying surfboard!
And Kubla Khan announces that Elliot Carter shall be worshipped as the Purple & Pink Goddess of the Classical Music in all of Our Genitals!
And all the mermaids are jumping out of the oceans and into this poem!
And now the reader is swimming with thousands of beautiful mermaids in this poem!
And all the birds that live in our genitalia begin singing!
And huge everything happens!
As all the kings & queens go back to living in their trailer parks
And the transgender Nancy Reagan clones with huge penises begin creating giant palaces floating in the sky!
As the gods of marijuana speak of lesser evil politics to all the rabbits hopping in our heads!
And all of the thousands of Kubla Khans in pink dresses
Are dancing to the rhythms of the rabbits hopping in our heads!
As the German Shepherds in sexy pink lingerie fly giant ladybugs Into this poem!
And huge forests of marijuana are growing out of this poem!
And then the captain of the nuclear submarine begins conducting the poem!
And the captain of the nuclear submarine is none other than Captain Crunch of your favorite childhood breakfast cereal, which you ate as the air raid sirens played World War 3 accompanied by the loud disco music being played by your neighbor and the moaning opera music being sung by the 10,000 clones of your wife having sex with God, and God is impregnating the 10,000 clones of your wife with as much abStract-eXpResSionisT-diSco-daNciNg as any Koala bear can find, meanwhile,,, millions of birds are flying out of your penis and fertilizing the Earth with Jimi Hendrix songs, and then the reader ejaculates all over the poem and walks away...
Copyright 2020 by Wolf Larsen
From the Wolf Larsen Poetry Channel:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KEhfPhfiQWs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KEhfPhfiQWs
Two More Earthquaking Poems - one written and one poem as "comedy"!!
Do not read this if you have a problem with obscenity, or if you are very religious. You have been warned!
Wolf Larsen Conducting the Symphony of the Guillotine at the New York Philharmonic
A poem by Wolf Larsen
I am the revolution of Wolf Larsen!
I am constantly overthrowing myself!
I am building my poetry with your excrement!
I'm building my poetry with mountains of dead bodies!
And the mountains of dead bodies talk to me!
They talk to me of Alfred Scnittke creating fauvist paintings with his music!
Meanwhile, I Wolf Larsen compose the Symphony of the Guillotine!
In the music The Guillotine sings like The Liberation of Humankind!
Some people embrace trees -
I embrace the guillotine!
I am the Robespierre of poetry!
I am the Spartacus of painting!
I pull out this Giant Paintbrush rising out of My Crotch
and My Paintbrush urinates the Great Philosophy of Wolf Larsenism all over your
Minimalist-constipated-installation-”art”
That is nothing more than a giant toilet bowl of laughs at the art museums & galleries!
And now this poem hijacks the world!
This poem urinates creativity all over the planet!
All the animals in the zoo daNce tO mY pOetrY
That's being sung by all of the hopping kangaroos of the Evil Empire of Joy!
And the stoplights blasting red yellow & green with the beat of my poetry
Understand that I am the Messiah of All that is Bizarre!
I am the Executioner of all that is stale & musty & boring!
I am the Conductor of All Majestic Chaos Throughout the Universe!
And that's why all the politicians of both political parties eat my ***!
Because my *** taste like caviar!
Let the bourgeoisie eat my *** too!
And let god lick My Balls!
Because I am the chef of a most delicious cannibal soup!
I am so much Mozart & Beethoven & Elliott Carter stabbing and stabbing each other with music!
The Cannibal Transvestites of Transylvania build sky high sculptures of Wolf Larsen to honor Me!
And the giant sky high sculptures of Wolf Larsen stare down God!
And god falls to his feet and begs for My forgiveness!
And all my readers Kiss Me! They piss on my naked body as I shout out for more! And everyone loves to lick my feet! Now dress Me up as a woman and let Me **** your wife! Because I am so much poetry!
I am forever!
Copyright 2020 by Wolf Larsen
Using surrealistic literature to create comedy - from The Wolf Larsen Comedy Channel on YouTube:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F1EkNNnAqrY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F1EkNNnAqrY