I am Wolf Larsen! I am the Roman Empire of All Testicles!
Warning; The following poem is naughty! Read no further if you hate sexy things! You have been warned!
I am Wolf Larsen! I am the Roman Empire of All Testicles!
A Poem by Wolf Larsen
I am the psychosis you've been looking for!
Because I am Wolf Larsen!
And Wolf Larsen is every tomorrow that the rats & cockroaches have dreamed of!
Even your dogs & cats dream happily of being eaten by me!
Because I'm running for President!
Of the most powerful chaos on Earth!
Even your feet love me!
Because I am Wolf Larsen!
I am all the bananas talking to you in your sleep!
And my tongue creates poetry along your skin,,,
like tornadoes! Because I am tornadoes!
I am Bach smoking crack with all your tarantulas!
Even the ending of the poem loves me!
Copyright 2019 by Wolf Larsen
I am Wolf Larsen the God of Cunnilingus!
Warning: Do not read this if you are against naughtiness and sex and all that! You have been warned!
I am Wolf Larsen the God of Cunnilingus!
A Poem by his Blueberry Majesty the Great Marsh-mellow Wooolf Larseeeeen!!
The Goddess of Poetry gets on her knees before Me!
And performs Oral Sex upon Me -
Because I am Wolf Larsen!
My Pen-Phallus has destroyed whole armies in fairyland!
Even the space aliens know my name!
The toads in the rainforest SCREAM Wooolf Laaaarsen!
The tornadoes hooowwwl my name!
The eaRtHqUaKeS spread my fame!
I am Wolf Larsen!
I am a plague of words!
I am all the venereal diseases of all of the brothels of all the universe!
Even the penguins know my name!
The penguins in Antarctica recite my poetry to the nightly heavens!
And I Make Love to Michelangelo's David!
And my feet are mentally ill!
Hello!
Copyright 2019 by Wolf Larsen
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y9gH_0R-DYY
I am an Orgy of Stravinsky!!!
I am an Orgy of Stravinsky!!!
a Poem by Wolf Larsen
All the gods beg Me to put them in My poems!
I am a whirlwind around your head!
I am postmodern classical music eating through your genitals!
I am tomorrow!
I am a nuclear war of tomorrows!
I urinate my peace & love all over the human race!
I am Wolf Larsen!
I am now!
Copyright 2019 by Wolf Larsen
I am the god of the Public Toilet!
I am the god of the Public Toilet!
a poem by Wolf Larsen
The sunlight falls to my feet and begs me!
The music is in my genitals!
And I plaaay maAstuRbatiOn with the skyscrapeR in my hands!
because I am the royal Immaculate Conceptioner!
Copyright 2019 by Wolf Larsen
Immaculate Conception in Boys' Town
Warning: Stop reading if you are very religious or hate sex! You have been warned!
Immaculate Conception in Boys' Town
a poem by Wolf Larsen
I put god on a leash and walk him like a dog!
I make bananas & stawberries in bed with the virgin mary!
I make thousands of years of immaculate conception with the priest!
because I am the most catholic
the most immaculate
conception
of Wolf Larsen!
I kiss you Jesus!
Let us meet in Boys' Town!
Copyright 2019 by Wolf Larsen
A nAkeD pOeT scrEaMinG in DownOwn at the paSseRbY
A nAkeD pOeT scrEaMinG in DownOwn at the paSseRbY
a poem by Wolf Larsen
The only true poetry is the poetry in my ballsack!
The only truth is poetry!
The only solution is 60,000 ejaculations creating a new outer space!
A neW sYmphoNy of pinK & bLue & rEd & oRange!
Because these are the cOlors of my poetryyyy eJaculations!
And how can tomorrOw exist without my poetrY!!!
Messiaen! Messiaen!! Messiaen!!!!
Copyright 2019 by Wolf Larsen
I am the Emperor of Lake Michigan!!!!
I am the Emperor of Lake Michigan!!!!
a poem by Wolf Larsen
I give the fish in Lake Michigan poetry!
I give all the other poets my ejaculations!
Art is my pee!
Art is the greatest pee known to the universe!
Because the pigeons are saved by bipartisan politics!
And George Washington is my sex slave!
I eat Trump!
I eat out the other Trump!
Me & my high school classmate R Kelly pee on the Obamas!
Oh what fun it is too ejaculate all over the Constitution with Santa Claus!
Let's immaculate conception together!
Copyright 2019 by Wolf Larsen
Another poem! More poetry!
Thank you Tailor Stately!
OK! Here we go!
a poem by Wolf Larsen
I take out my great Pen-Phallus!
And I urinate the end of the world all over the Chicago skyline!
I yell at the squirrel in the park (he's a space alien!) to fly
to the 19th Century and tell Queen Victory to suck My
Great Pen-Phallus!
But instead -iN tHe cOnFuSioN - the Pilgrims arrive
Upon the shorres of Lake Michigan!
And as the Pilgrims lineeeee uuuup to Suck MY Great Pen-Phallus!
I YELL at the neRvOus paSseRbY that I am one of the South Side Gods!
We are the Blue-Collar Gods of the South Side of Chicago!
And let the mayor kiss our Asses!
Let the bourgeois liberals kiss our asses too!
Copyright 2019 by Wolf Larsen
Watch this and see how I conquer comedy with surrealistic literature!!!
(Do not watch if you hate sex, naughtiness, or if you are very religious!)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dfkFL2UOoIM
We are gods! Blue Collar gods!
Too mAnY pSychOpaThs iN mY baLLsaCk!
Too mAnY pSychOpaThs iN mY baLLsaCk!
a poem by Wolf Larsen the Dog (woof-woof) Eater
The space aliens asked me to write you this poem!
Because the space alien in my brain is very banana!
Even sex while canoeing through the red river is...
It's all so very blue & green music!
Especially with the rats in the walls singing my poetry to each other!
You understand whiskey?
You breathe psychopaths?
Is your skin made out of poetry?
Copyright 2019 by Wolf Larsen
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FN23-3anB7g&list=PLdqHIGcVGPF5weUdrQy-NbFwsSTBks9N6&index=15
Your Skin is Made Out of Nuclear Bombs!
Your Skin is Made Out of Nuclear Bombs!
a poem by Wolf Larsen
You love me because I am dead!
You hate me because your vagina is a great big sun in the sky!
Even the tarantulas crawl poetry everywhere!
And that is why my tongue in your vagina sings 20 billion universes!
I love you!
Love you like a canvas made out of urine & feces!
Because our love child is a symphony!
Our love making is a used tampon!
Our anal sex is a political candidate!
And the ending of the poem is an earthquake!
Copyright 2019 by Wolf Larsen
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oy8AT_NCn7g