What Every Young Man Should Know About Hand Holding
Hand holding requires some dexterity
Or else it devolves into parody.
In case of the fidgets
Just rewrap those digits:
Perhaps you'll be kissed out of charity.
Hand holding requires special patience;
It's always far best to be gracious:
Just say, "Sorry, Betty,
Your palms are too sweaty,
But it's lovely to make your acquaintance."
Hand holding requires a commitment;
One readies genetic equipment.
If the lady says, "Go!"
But her pinkies say no,
It's better to cancel the shipment.
I’m pretty sure Floyd was in the woods at the time
There once was a fellow named Floyd
Whose diet was fiber devoid
He grunted and strained
His bowel constrained
And so begat a colossal ‘roid