A Little Bit Of Humour # 135

ARE YOU WEARING A SAILOR SUIT?

Are you wearing a sailor suit?
Are you trying to look cute?
Or are you trying to win a bet
Either way you just look wet

SO WHICH CAME FIRST

So which came first
What do you reckon?
The chocolate egg
Or the chocolate chicken

THE ONLY WAY THE EASTER BUNNY # 1

The only way the Easter Bunny
Can paint all of the eggs in time for Easter
Is to hire some of Santa's elves
During the slow season as casual labour

THE JURY FOREMAN CLEARLY ANNOUNCED

The jury foreman clearly announced
To the court "Not guilty of robbery"
The defendant asked his solicitor
"Does that mean I can keep the money?"

I DON’T KNOW WHAT TO DO

I don’t know what to do
About all the sex, nudity,
Foul language and violence
On my DVD

DIVIDE THE CIRCUMFERENCE

Divide the circumference
Of a Pumpkin by
Its diameter, and you
Will get Pumpkin Pi

DON’T THINK EXTRA TERRESTRIAL

Don’t think Extra Terrestrial
When this question begs
What is ET short for?
It’s because he's only got little legs

CHOCOLATE BUTTONS

Chocolate buttons have always
Struck me as being rather rude
You may think it strange but
After all they’re Smartie’s in the nude

ARE YOU WEARING AN EASTER SWEATER?

Are you wearing an Easter sweater?
It’s one of the hand knitted ones
Though I’m not a fan of novelty knitwear
I can ogle your hot crossed buns

21st CENTURY NURSERY RHYMES # 340

Eeper Weeper, Chimney sweeper,
Had a skinny wife but couldn’t keep her.
That’s because
He didn't love her,
And up the chimney he did shove her

My favorites where the ones about the Easter sweater, the pumpkin pi and what not to say after winning a court case.

Thank you

Very interesting! I like the Jury Foreman one best, too. . I didn't really know it was close to Easter. I forget everything, these days. :-) I just knew it was lovely Spring.

Yes Easter has come early this year
Thank you