Christmas 2019 # 2

TWAS THE NIGHT BEFORE CHRISTMAS # 41

Twas the night before Christmas
And all thru the Barn
In fact, not a creature was stirring
At all on the farm
They were bedded down warmly
In the fresh laid hay
And slept in quiet harmony
Until the breaking of the day

JAMES DEAN LIVED LIFE TO THE FULL

James Dean lived life to the full
Seldom taking the time to pause
But he didn’t believe in Santa
So he was a rebel without a Claus

NORTH POLE SECURITY

At the North Pole at Christmas
Security is exceptionally high
And when they searched the bakery
They discovered a mince spy!

SANTA HAD TO INSURE THE SLEIGH

Santa had to insure the sleigh
At a fixed premium every time he flew
But on Christmas Eve it was more like
The Net Present Value

THE BERMUDA TRIANGLE GOT BORED

The Bermuda Triangle got bored
Of warm weather over the years
So it relocated to Lapland and now
Santa Claus has disappeared

SANTA CLAUS IS A VERY JOLLY CHAP

Santa Claus is a very jolly chap
And not just because he’s festive
His jollity stems from knowledge
Of where the naughty girls live

SANTA WEARS A BLACK BELT

Santa wears a black belt
Just to make his suit look smart
It doesn’t mean he is proficient in karate
Or any other martial art

NORTH POLE CRISIS

There was an obesity crisis
At the North Pole that caused alarm
So, Santa decided he should act
And sent them off to an Elf Farm

SANTA WAS LOOKING FOR THE FUTURE

Santa was looking for the future
Mrs Claus and to attract her
He decided to go speed dating
And as a result, he pulled a cracker

TWAS THE NIGHT BEFORE CHRISTMAS # 42

Twas the night before Christmas
And all thru the City
Peoples were alone for the season
Which was such a pity
The Church was the one place
Where they never felt alone
As they were welcomed
And made to feel at home